Money 4/7 - Chris spends $400 on a gold necklace

[The American Hedgehog]

A seller specializing in jewelry left feedback on his profile.

A search indicates the purchase was a "14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE" for $400.

Spoiler: Photos of the necklace

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This sale happened about an hour after some idiot bought the Sonic Totem for $1,500.

Back in November, Barb pawned a "14K gold necklace." Maybe this is a replacement for it.

 

[MrTroll]

I propose the phrase "nigger rich" be changed to "Chandler rich".

 

[ON 190]

This tells us one of two things: either some ween DID genuinely buy the totem and the payment went through, allowing Chris to buy this OR Chris already had $400 on hand to waste.

I'm not sure which is worse.

 

[Churros&Chocorroles]

Somebody actually went and bought the haunted totem?? I don't think I should be surprised that was fast though

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Barbs priorities are FUCKED

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Is Chris really desperate for Barb to the point he will buy her a gold necklace?

 

[repentance]

It would be funny if Barb went and pawned the necklace.

I want this to be real but people are very good at trolling Chris when it comes to "buying" things from him.

Is Chris really desperate for Barb to the point he will buy her a gold necklace?

She probably never stops reminding Chris that she pawned a necklace to pay bills and that now it's his turn to sacrifice something. He likely thinks that replacing the necklace will get her off his back.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This is why you don't buy his shit you autistics. I've been saying it for years. You guys doubted Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Never doubt the Hulkster, you jabronis

 

[Slowinthemind]

$800 behind on the mortgage, and he buys this, this is why you do not give him money.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Let's hope he didn't buy it under the guise he's got a lot of cash coming his way so he'll be 'covered'.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

So he makes 1,500 dollars and immediately blows it on bullshit? That's CWC for you lol

 

[jc17]

Ths mortgage debt can wait, Chris has jewelery he needs to buy!

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

Boss Baby gets #1 at the box office and now this. I don't think this world was designed to handle this much Stupid.

Let's hope he didn't buy it under the guise he's got a lot of cash coming his way so he'll be 'covered'.

Well, that $12,000 being sent to him is supposed to arrive any.....day.......now.....

 

[SpessCaptain]

Pre-emptively spending on shit. That anit the best finance.

 

[enterthematrix]

Fucking hell. Someone bought the fucking thing.

And then... this. This train has no brakes.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

If giving people lots of undeserved money is trolling, I wish I was trolled like that.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Is anyone surprised? Chris is so full of shit and lies constantly about needing money. Guess being $800 in the red for the month isn't that big a stressor on their finances that he can go out and spend half of that on a necklace.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

ITT haters mad because a nigga ballin

but seriously he didn't even wait for the money to actually hit his bank account before he spent it the absolute madwoman

 

[Lucas Wolf]

Either Barb asked Chris to buy her necklace back ( which is retarded, considering she is $20,000 in debt), or Chris bought the necklace to surprise his mother ( which is retarded, considering they are $20,000 in debt).

 

[The Dude]

It would be funny if Barb went and pawned the necklace.

I want this to be real but people are very good at trolling Chris when it comes to "buying" things from him.



She probably never stops reminding Chris that she pawned a necklace to pay bills and that now it's his turn to sacrifice something. He likely thinks that replacing the necklace will get her off his back.

Or years of pop culture and rom coms have told him you're supposed to buy a "girl" gifts and other pretty things to get them to have sex with you. Chris is just trying to make his dreams come true.