Jack Thatcher / Paula Wilkinson / Jitterbugjive / Balddumborat - Try-hard edgelord Brony, and pedo-apologist-tranny snowflake

PatrickzGoneWild

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So this cow's been a plentiful source of tard cum to many for eons, and while she- I mean he- has been known for his strange fixation on cheese pizza/pedophile characters, goreporn, cranking out his furfag art (BUT NOT A FURRY I SWEAR!!!11!!) attention-whoring and most notably, making bronies jizz their pants with his cutesy voice acting (particularly Derpy Hooves), for some reason, the farms have gone all this time without doing a thread on him. Show me some late ratings, because this guy has already seen his fifteen minutes of fame come and go.


I'm, of course, talking about Jitterbugjive. Anyone exposed to the brony community knows who I'm talking about, but if you're out of the loop, then allow me to introduce you to not-so-rare and not-so-elusive Manbearpig, himself.

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Jitters has long had an Encyclopedia Dramatica article to his scummy name, dating back to his pre-tumblr, pre-transmale days. It's quite the good, yet, gut wrenching read. Very little has changed with her - I mean - HIM - since then, so it should be a good place to start.

Currently, Jitters is the leader of an obese brony pack of four (or is it five?) that live on the verge of poverty because they spend all their pony porn commission money on lame MLP merchandise, shitty plushies of the same god-damned horse a million times over again, and cheap ramen.

Lets not forget that Jitters is a huge cunt to his enthusiastic fans who enjoy his content.

Jitters, the leader and the most influential of the pack, built a reputation of being 'the voice' of the exceptional meme pony 'Derpy Hooves'. Behind the squeaky, exceptional drawl is a pedo apologist. We have a tumblerina snowflake who constantly bitches and moans about how much of a victim he is while also acting like an internet tough guy, and is transtrender who, despite claiming he's male, acts like he's constantly PMSING, and whines about being regarded by others as a “bearded lady” thanks to the inhuman amounts of testosterone he pumps into his body. Also, he's one of those tumblrinas that claim to have multiple personalities (aka:'headmates') and keeps a plethora of pets (rats, cats and dogs) that constantly die or are in need of medical attention. He never passes the opportunity to use his pet's misery to e-beg for funds.

I'm sure there's tons more to unpack, but I think I've covered the bases. You can find this cow's finest moments at the following accounts.
His most active site/blog, tumblr.

And his disgusting FurAffinity page.

As a nice bonus nugget on this cow, his little yesman is a character he lives with known as SinLigereep on FA and SinSays on tumblr. Her conduct isn't nearly as lulzy, but if you like to laugh at artcows, she has tons to offer in the form of hideous sparkle furs and atrocious anatomy/color theory.

Keep in mind that this lil' fucker likes to do damage control by deleting the shit that people call him out for, so I'd recommend you screenshot the links provided. That said, as a fun bonus, he also can't help himself but scream and argue when confronted, so he's sure to provide some lulz upon discovering this thread.

'pedophile characters' http://archive.li/tnLwF

ED page: http://archive.li/8E06q

Lame MLP merchandise : http://archive.li/tOYoE

Doctor whooves plushies: http://archive.li/plBhw

Pedo apologist: http://archive.li/6IaSF

NOT THE BRONIES!!!! More examples of pedo apologism: http://archive.li/BaB8M

More to come, I'm sure.

7/3/2019 - Pedo sympathizer? Naw, we've got us a full on kiddie predator here - An assortment of call-out threads have been posted to twitter, detailing events in which Jitters had engaged in sexually provocative role-play with kids as young as 13 while his neckbeard boyfriend had been grabbing at jailbait ass. Despite his denial of the claims and allegations, these call-out threads contain irrefutable evidence that Jitters does more than merely defend his creepy pedophile comrades. In fact, most of his sick fuckery is straight from the pony's mouth. Links have been archived below for your convenience.

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Jitterbugjive Callout on Twitter: "1/11: [TW: NSFW, CSA, Pedophilia] …

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🌌𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚌𝚑🌌 on Twitter: "This is.. some of my story. I've been s…

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No one on Twitter: "1/? Hey @ jbj I know you're trying really hard to…

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What's even more pathetic than being a washed-up B-list celebrity is being a washed-up celebrity for a fanbase of a show created for little girls. And even then, the fact that someone as degenerate as her can be considered "influential" to any fanbase is a testament to how fundamentally trash the MLP fanbase is.
 
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yawning sneasel said:
@PatrickzGoneWild ARCHIVE
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Unfortunately, it's a bit difficult for me to archive his shit because I don't have a solid internet connection at home (I use my phone which is constantly out of data), but thankfully, I have a friend to do it for me, so I'll be updating the original post with the archives I get.

However, I encourage you guys to do your own digging on his tumblr because there's a LOT of content.

EDIT - I added some archives to the original post. Do me a solid, kiwis, and PM me any other archives made while exploring this cow. I'll be happy to add them.
 
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Unfortunately, it's a bit difficult for me to archive his shit because I don't have a solid internet connection at home (I use my phone which is constantly out of data), but thankfully, I have a friend to do it for me, so I'll be updating the original post with the archives I get.

However, I encourage you guys to do your own digging on his tumblr because there's a LOT of content.
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Thanks dude, he does look potential.
 
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I'm not clever enough to caption this.
Jfc.
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Looking a bit trimmer than usual there - Must be an old picture. Ever since shacking with Sin and company, his waistline exploded.

Holy shit, though, look at the size of that hideous thing. Where the hell does he keep all his shitty toys? I get the sense that we're going to be seeing Jack Black's aborted twin here on a pony edition of Hoarders very soon. :(
 
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Doesn’t he have a huge boner for the Dr. Whooves or Discorded Whooves character?
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Correct. He has like fifty of the same Dr. Whooves plush, and he's the guy who runs the Discorded Whooves blog, along with Lovestruck Derpy, which is also Dr. Whooves related. If you look at his blog on any given day, he's usually fan-sperging up a storm about Dr. Who in general.
 
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Oh come on, Balddumborat! You seemed like a perfectly normal person who got a taste of e-fame doing something harmless! Can't one of you people just come and go gracefully and stay gold?

I hate that I like his pink pedo-puppy-fucker-pony. He's so painfully edgy, but goddamn it, he's a cotton candy pink pony that runs a torture orphanage and dresses like a Dapper Dan. At least people are actively encouraged to set him on fire.
 
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Oh i remember this dude. People loved the shit out of him back in the good ol' MLP days and was one of the most famous MLP artists on tumblr at the time. All of his work looked edgy and shit since it was ponies and grimdark based on their style. I remember their NSFW art blog that had some cheesy-ass porn music playing in the background. Seems like they got rid of it but you can find their porn on that blog along with some other artists they associate with.

Totally not a furry gaiz.
 
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Got2Hands said:
Oh come on, Balddumborat! You seemed like a perfectly normal person who got a taste of e-fame doing something harmless! Can't one of you people just come and go gracefully and stay gold?

I hate that I like his pink pedo-puppy-fucker-pony. He's so painfully edgy, but goddamn it, he's a cotton candy pink pony that runs a torture orphanage and dresses like a Dapper Dan. At least people are actively encouraged to set him on fire.
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Reynard said:
Am I the only one who finds it disturbing how well-thought out that pedo character'a job is? Like, it's all described in loving detail.
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See, the thing is with Jitters is that he loves to constantly chant about how his edgy characters are bad, bad, bad so people tend to give him a pass. "As long as he knows it's wrong!" is my usual code with online art, but the thing about this fuck is that on occasion, he'll passive-aggressively defend sick fucks, be they real or just his OCs, and he often slips and admits that he shares the perversions of his OCs.

Case in point --->
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^ The puppy fucker pedo pony is based on some twisted, disgusting aspect of himself.

Kaabi said:
Oh i remember this dude. People loved the shit out of him back in the good ol' MLP days and was one of the most famous MLP artists on tumblr at the time. All of his work looked edgy and shit since it was ponies and grimdark based on their style. I remember their NSFW art blog that had some cheesy-ass porn music playing in the background. Seems like they got rid of it but you can find their porn on that blog along with some other artists they associate with.

Totally not a furry gaiz.
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Oh yeah, thanks for looking out. I forgot to link his gross furry porn blog in the main post. xD
 
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PatrickzGoneWild said:
See, the thing is with Jitters is that he loves to constantly chant about how his edgy characters are bad, bad, bad so people tend to give him a pass. "As long as he knows it's wrong!" is my usual code with online art, but the thing about this fuck is that on occasion, he'll passive-aggressively defend sick fucks, be they real or just his OCs, and he often slips and admits that he shares the perversions of his OCs.

Case in point ---> View attachment 348905

^ The puppy fucker pedo pony is based on some twisted, disgusting aspect of himself.
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Now see, I would argue that even that would be fine by itself. People have invasive thoughts all the time that they're horrified by. Perfectly healthy, nonviolent people can still have little private fantasies of knocking their boss into traffic. "Here's my character, Chunklefuck Badman. He's a monster based on a nightmare I keep having and I despise him and so should you" doesn't mean that you're actually a twisted person.

The difference is that the correct response to that question was "For the love of all that's holy, don't date Candy Smiles." And that the correct response to "a brony was arrested for actual goddamn child porn" is not fucking this.
 
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Now see, I would argue that even that would be fine by itself. People have invasive thoughts all the time that they're horrified by. Perfectly healthy, nonviolent people can still have little private fantasies of knocking their boss into traffic."Here's my character, Chunklefuck Badman. He's a monster based on a nightmare I keep having and I despise him and so should you" doesn't mean that you're actually a twisted person.

The difference is that the correct response to that question was "For the love of all that's holy, don't date Candy Smiles." And that the correct response to "a brony was arrested for actual goddamn child porn" is not fucking this.
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I concur. Sure, everyone is capable of weird and dark thoughts, but I think there's a difference between the occasional dark thought, and being so obsessed with them that you spend MOST OF YOUR FREE TIME depicting them and talking about them. Most edgelords DO think about these things and draw their fucked up comics about them, but they don't go the extra mile to really explore them obsessively, and brag about them like this. I suggest you read the ED article about this bastard if you really want an understanding of how obsessed he is with child rape/exploitation.

Either, he's faking that these fucked up things are based on himself, or he's just a gross scumbag. I personally think it's both. I don't think he's dangerous, but I do think he's a gross sociopath who is a bit too fixated on humanizing a plethora of unforgivable topics or actions.
 
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I concur. Sure, everyone is capable of weird and dark thoughts, but I think there's a difference between the occasional dark thought, and being so obsessed with them that you spend MOST OF YOUR FREE TIME depicting them and talking about them. Most edgelords DO think about these things and draw their fucked up comics about them, but they don't go the extra mile to really explore them obsessively, and brag about them like this. I suggest you read the ED article about this bastard if you really want an understanding of how obsessed he is with child rape/exploitation.

Either, he's faking that these fucked up things are based on himself, or he's just a gross scumbag. I personally think it's both. I don't think he's dangerous, but I do think he's a gross sociopath who is a bit too fixated on humanizing a plethora of unforgivable topics or actions.
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Oh no, I read the ED article. He's definitely a fucked up piece of work. That's what I'm saying, that a lot of the things he does -- the puppy fucker pedo pony, the porn blog, even the guro Pichu -- come so frustratingly close to being basically fine. Weird, but in the grand scheme of the internet, not even all that weird.

And then he had to ruin it by being an actual scumbag.
 
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