why doesn't he just hack twitter and unban himself, isn't he an anonymous hyper hacker?
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He knows 100% that the moment he becomes some serious l33t hacker of interest, everyone will start to remember he was one of the first overly-blatant oversharing online pedos, and the internet will start to remind him people took note of 420/not420 saga back when SA's Helldump went after him, this resulted in Canadacops getting a nice Spyderlake best-of when mom Tony Danza's Ho started taking it ultra-personal and made a lovely dossier. It wasn't "a long time ago", and people aren't just gonna forget about the bombshell that the IRC anime cru was sharing their loli and Kazaa CP on 4chan offshoots post-/loli/ and /shota/ getting nuked
That, and other exceptional people-of-interest from this era found that the horrifying /Kirtporn/ directory still exists on Wayback, and can provide a backstory as to who these pictures were going to and the ages involved. His ego wouldn't permit people Tweeting his gross dome-shaped penis in mesh panties back at him for the rest of his life. The fact Kirt somehow put 12chan behind him to begin with boggles my mind as-is, but that's
also probably Zoe being Zoe
As an exclusive, here's the last-ditch PM he sent to all SA admins who WEREN'T in the Helldump thread roasting him before getting perma'd. Just like things today: IT WAS THOSE FYAD FUCKS!!!!!
Kirtaner Aster: Seriously, I would never fuck a child, even if there would be no repercussions, I wouldn't fuck a child
Someone may or may not have their own final solution for Kirt one of these days, but the fact remains Kirt has never
not been a creepy graybeard pedo, and the most he can do is whine on Twitter. Any "power" he thinks he has is the Tussin echoing in the back of his head - and YES! The anime goons loved to chug cough syrup for fun back then too, and with Kirt, it's reeeeeeeeaaaally starting to catch-up
