4chan - the Internet hate machine

[umseriously]

/a/ is gone now.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

Finally, /out/ists are being forced to go outside for the first time in their lives

 

[Crypt Kicker]

/tv/ is down too, which despite being the only board that permabanned me, is the only board I still browse.

 

[Space Police]

Bronies and weebs, this is your mindset.

The old guard of the soysphere who actually were funny and made OC have moved on and all that’s left is a cargo cult of brown teenagers.

The soysphere is a CIA psyop to destabilize the third world; the "old guard" always had unstable brown teenagers like Fraulein Troonjak.

 

[biggacracka]

Schizo posting:
They pretend it's for April fools but it's because they lost USAIDs and can't pay to moderate all these boards

 

[Space Police]

Schizo posting:
They pretend it's for April fools but it's because they lost USAIDs and can't pay to moderate all these boards

More like today is janny's paid vacation.

 

[SquareNerd]

The only boards left

 

[Space Police]

The only boards left
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I hope /qa/ is the last board standing. It would be great if the real Kuz (not the FDL puppet) bought 4chan like the rumours were in 2023 and he's trying to revive not just good soyposting, but also /qa/ culture.

 

[(°▽°)]

Anyway, that being said, I hope moot is killed anally. Only an anal death will do

He moved to San Francisco, so he's doing his part to make it happen.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

>Department of 4chan Efficiency
>D04E
This would have been a good joke if this were 2014.

 

[mentally retarded user]

/b/ has actual real posters now sliding the bot threads

 

[The Gene Genie]

This April Fools' joke is worse than last year's ChatGPT one.

 

[Space Police]

/QA/ BREAD ON /B/ XISTERS

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/933231166

 

[mentally retarded user]

shit event doe not closing the shit boards the nujannies made that no one ever used like /bant/ and /s4s/ and /vip/

 

[William F. Clinton]

After all this time, /b/ is random again.

 

[Kyangyenki]

>gookmoot redirects all boards onto /b/
>feds start their annual cp posting
>ESL monkeys take the bait and are sent to El Salvador for downloading kiddie porn
>interracial porn spam on /pol/ abruptly ends
>4chan is not kill

 

[Coolio55]

>ESL monkeys take the bait and are sent to El Salvador for downloading kiddie porn

>Being sent to jail for cp in 3rd world shitholes
>implying
Lmao. Look @ this dumb nigger.

 

[AnOminous]

Looks like they are just blocking off low post count boards. Got this when I went to /t/.

Yeah great, fuck up the only boards that aren't pure schizospam. Genius move.

The joke isn't as funny when the mod team is a bunch of shitty troons whose moderation is way worse than what they're even joking about.

 

[mentally retarded user]

April Fools joke of filling /b/ up with actual posters and sliding the porn bots actually revived the board.
Better than the "serious" tactic of fail moderating and losing that board to bots and then splitting the remaining userbase into unnecessary nuboards like /bant/, /s4s/, /vip/, which have 0 pph.
Curious...

 

[AnOminous]

/QA/ BREAD ON /B/ XISTERS

https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/933231166

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.

They waited until it was past image limit and almost past bump limit (assuming /b/ still has 300).