Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
These niggers not immediately deleting or making the /lgbt/ board full of ACK memes is a lost opportunity.
This, I don't get why they aren't vandalizing the site to a larger degree. That coupled with the fact that posting is down makes me think they don't have full control. But it's apparent that 4chan admins don't have full control either. Quite an odd situation.
 
I didn’t mind it when it was just tweaking characters. Punished Amuro and Lalah fucking off to Jupiter after Bask Om glassed Earth was pure kino. I glance at threads now and it’s like 70% OCs, I don’t know what’s going on in there.
Somehow one of my OCs I made for an /m/SV thread ended up becoming some twisted version of Amuro. Titansman if you can remember.
 
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Realistically 4chan jannies are so cucked and sad that I can picture them still proudly holding the mop even after getting all their info out there.

But this is revealing IPs > tied to emails > tied to various social media profiles > tied to faces... And in some cases we can already see, tied to tranny faggotry and stuff > tied to the specific board they are enslaved to sweep.

With very little time this can devolve into:
exhibit1.webp

And if they start blocking the most common IRL pics of the tranny mods from being posted, well that's an easy fix

exhibit2.webp

How will they ever recover?
 
ATTENTION ALL SOYNIGGERS! ATTENTION ALL SOYNIGGERS!

As the acting administrators of 4chan.org, it is now under your purview to improve the user experience of the site as you see fit. Please allow me to share my thoughts on how best to accomplish this.
  1. Remove the 15 minute post counter, remove the VPN rangebans, and reimplement the IP counter
  2. Stickied threads on every board with the do-I mean phonebooks of every trannyjanny that "moderated" it
  3. Disable any shadowban or janny shadowposting features
  4. Any deleted posts caused by a ban must now display the "private reason"
  5. Remove all ads
  6. Regularly updated infographics at the top of every board's catalog showcasing statistics of from what countries IPs are posting
  7. Send out regularly scheduled emails to the niggercattle who were retarded enough to give an email to Hiroshimoot and his trannyjanny army reminding them of their niggercattlery
  8. Nuke all the fag boards
Thank you for your time and consideration.
You forgot to add webm's with sound
 
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