Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
I do not like Soyniggers as they often do nothing but spam the site with retarded shit, but this was truly super based.
Fuck tranny jannies let them all perish, they fuck up so many boards and delete whatever they don't like regardless of it not being against the rules.
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I have a way to save 4chan.
Gookmoot can make ANOTHER /v/ spinoff. The 7 that are currently in place aren't enough, one more will fix everything. And much like /vmg/ didn't become the required board for all the chink and gook gacha spam on /v/, this board can also be optional, so it dies in 2 fucking weeks.
 
While everything is burning, let me take a moment to say;

To the jannies on /v/ who have let everything devolve into shilling and ragebaiting while deleting on-topic fun posts and discussions,
To the jannies and mods on /vr/ who completely killed the board by allowing a redditor to keep spamming the GBA and thus changing the definition of retro, ruining all discussion on the board instead of just making a /v2k/ like everyone said to while you were in the middle of adding 50 million useless /v/ threads,
And, most certainly, to the jannies and mods of /jp/ who have killed a once great board by allowing /vt/umors to spam, 3dpd idol autists to have 50 million threads, and ntr /trash/ faggots to spam their garbage,

Please, to each and every one of you, I hope this event brings you much joy and your email inboxes are filled with thanks from the many users who have no doubt been moved by your wonderful hard work. A toast, kindly enjoy this well-deserved hell.

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I think I've mentioned it on here before but I was a janny for a year or so. One time someone was "hired" and then just immediately ripped the entire discord server and started trying to dox people. During that incident some people were ready to jump off a bridge, so I assure you that right now your least favorite janny probably has a gun in his mouth.
I remember getting 3-dayed for posting in a SMASH AND SLAMMED Toadline thread on /an/ back when I still used 4chan, presumably along with everyone else in the thread.
If that janny is still ‘working’ for free, I pray he becomes an hero and gets reincarnated as an insanely inbred deformed pit bull that gets named something like Dickweed.
 
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