Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
  • 4chan might not have ANY backups
I don't doubt it, in their private IRC channel the jannies frequently used third-party archive sites like 4plebs and nyafuu to reference deleted threads for the purpose of weeding out ban evaders, if they had a database of deleted threads it would be better to use that than the laggy, barely functional bags of shit that 4chan archive websites are. Searching the text string "archive." brings up 366 results for December 19th, 2013 alone.
 
/pol/ is astroturfed to shit, you can't have a proper discussion there, it's all concern trolling and constant derailing. I don't know what's so fine about it.
/pol/ is probably one of the most astroturfed spaces on the internet today, which is impressive. It was decent back during events like the Zimmerman trial; not so much now that the average thread is 1pbtid OPs either looking to troll or actively make the space uninteresting with the goal of making it unbrowsable.
 
I don't know if it's dead forever, but things look grim. From my understanding of the situation:
  • 4chan probably doesn't have a dedicated sysadmin
  • The hacker got shell access, meaning they could read/modify any data they wanted
  • 4chan might not have ANY backups
  • Due to the above, there is no way to restore data AND kick out the soyteen who got shell access
  • The only solution might be to nuke the entire website and rebuild it from scratch (meaning complete loss of data)
  • That's assuming anyone who works on 4chan has the expertise to rebuild it (which is also unlikely)
>spawns posters that helps destroy any remnants of old 4chan culture
>ban them
>they come back and destroy the entire site
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Remember when /co/ was love?

I remember... I remember...
/co/ or /co/mblr has been the gayest board for years, even outclassing /fit/ and /lgbt/ in their own game. 1/4 of the posts in that board are shotashit and the rest is shit related to idpol/troonyism, you have to be lucky to find a good thread like the threads shitting on Invincible and Kirkman for being a spineless cuck.
 
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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Guys. I think I figured it out. Jewsh has been behind this all along, he's the mastermind.
Think about it. He just coincidentally does maintenance on the farms, updates stuff and finally makes a proper style (contrast, yassss) to... welcome the refugees, right before shit hits the fan. Cohencidentally.
The fucking kike, mate. He knew all along.
Well played, newl. Faggot.
 
They are preparing the scene for the second coming of Moot(SWT). He(Tabaraka wa-Ta'ala) is behind the "hacks".
It's been exactly 10 years since he(Azza wa Jall) departed and he(SAWS) doesn't work for google anymore.
4chan2 is upon us for a new golden age.
Hail Moot(Azza wa Jall)
Yawm al-Qiyamah
Yawm ad-Din
Ya Rasul Moot
Yarhamuk-Moot
 

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This could actually be really good. Imagine if 4chan doesn't come back up, or at least not in the form it's been in. What good has 4chan actually done in the past 3 election cycles? A sharty user destroying the site is poetic. Because 4chan is more or less responsible for sharties.
 
I remember getting alot of folks pissed off at me for saying 4Chan is/was nothing but pedophiles and dog fuckers, no exceptions.
Now everyone is celebrating. What changed?
4chan has for the most part very anti pedo. Back in the day we would go to stupid lengths to expose predators and delete their system 32 and report them to feds. I know there is a lot of freaks on 4chan but just like the farms, many good people who dont like seeing innocent and vulnerable people taken advantage of.
 
4chan has for the most part very anti pedo. Back in the day we would go to stupid lengths to expose predators and delete their system 32 and report them to feds. I know there is a lot of freaks on 4chan but just like the farms, many good people who dont like seeing innocent and vulnerable people taken advantage of.
Lol
Lmao
 
I dont know if this was discussed but one of the entries on the list was...

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Given the quality of the website over the past 10 years it makes alot of sense people like shitwood would be running it. The jannies hate the users and content of their own website so much they probably seek guys like him out
 
Yesterday, April 14th, 2025—a date which will live in infamy—4chan.org was suddenly and deliberately hacked by the forces of soyjak.party.

Indeed, shorty after sharty bruteforce squadrons had commenced breaching the site's database, the soyteen ambassador to 4chan and his colleague delivered to our community a formal reply to what we have said for years (/qa/ lost). And while this reply stated that it seemed useless to continue the existing diplomatic negotiations, it contained no threat or hint of war or of armed attack.

It will be recorded that the poor security measures in place & existing hostilities makes it obvious that the attack was deliberately planned days or even weeks ago. During the intervening time, the Sharty has deliberately sought to deceive our staff by false statements and expressions of hope for continued peace.

The attack yesterday across all boards has caused severe damage to 4chan's moderator and janitor forces. I regret to tell you that very many 4chan staff have been doxxed. In addition, some of our moderators have been reported suicidal and checked in to their local psych wards.
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And on that fateful day, 41% became 52%. The consequences were never the same again.
 
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