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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 904 18.2%

  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 252 5.1%

  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,134 42.9%

  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,009 20.3%

  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 179 3.6%

  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 493 9.9%
  • Total voters
    4,971
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primaryaccount said:
If the leaked source code didn't have more holes in it than you can count, I'd say they'll come back and this barely hurt them. But it is looking more and more like you simply cannot bring back this website in its current form.
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Unless there's breaking API changes what is stopping an LLM from 'upgrading' your calls.
 
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Sneedmiser said:
I'm sure I'm late, but according to the 4chan mod IRC via the sharty and some screencaps, so don't take it as gospel, but it will be 2-3 weeks until 4chan is back online. That amount of time will be devastating.
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It would take a *well-maintained* website weeks to reinstall its whole system (FreeBSD 10.1 -> 14.2 or ideally -> Linux), identify every vulnerability in its now-exposed source code and patch them (4chan's tranny developers are inept and couldn't do this even in a very maintainable source code, let alone their extremely poorly written monolithic .php files) and replace the members of staff who will now undoubtedly resign (good luck finding new ones). Not to mention how extremely lazy and slow-working 4chan staff normally is (routine maintenance takes down the site for 10 hours at a time).

It will take them MONTHS. And once those retards realize it will take months AT THE MINIMUM, they will give up. The only hope is hiroshimoot coughing up some money for new developers, but I doubt he cares about his drunk purchase enough to do that.
 
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Hand Banana said:
Rate the art of the /ic/ jannies

>bezdomny
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The other 3 deleted, sadly. But considering the other two jannies work we can assume they are also either degenerate furfaggots or loliggers
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I could only find a shitter in Chinese, dunno if its them.
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Bezdommy more like BESTdommy!!! (kill me now)
 
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Based4Channeler said:
Hey I'm from 4chan and came over here while things get rectified. Kiwi is cringe and gives me heavier incel vibes, not to mention the fact that this place seems also more smug. What the fuck are you smug are you guys so smug about? You fucking avatar losers. Anyways, fuck all of you. Maybe one day you'll get some head or your asshole licked and then you can be less miserable. Later.
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Please saar redeem my fat cock into your smug mouth holster now bitch.
 
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