Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

[Collections Agent]

The worst thing about this entire situation is that it has immortalized "CHICKEN JOCKEY" for me

 

[Dave The Diver]

I'm actually having a hard time finding the dump of the website contents (not the source code, but the actual /j/ posts and other interesting bits). Is there a Mega or torrent floating around?

 

[harbringer883]

Apparently they didn't find a single janny for /cm/, just one for /y/, none for /hm/, one for /trash/. All the gaye boards seem to lack janitors.
I wouldn't be surprised if most of those jannies got spared from the TJD (total janny dump) for... reasons. I just find it hard to believe they lacked volunteers kek.

Kinda surprising, but tbf those boards where probs dead

 

[MaDeuce]

Null even goes on powertipps ever now and then

yeah and at least Null does it (mostly) in the open and he's somewhat popular. The general consensus among users here toward null is vastly different than the general consensus that people have had for jannies for looong time

 

[Justice Tony]

Null even goes on powertipps ever now and then

Dear feeder has never banned anyone who did not deserve it. Cease your foul lies!

 

[harbringer883]

The worst thing about this entire situation is that it has immortalized "CHICKEN JOCKEY" for me

Ngl this is probs the best chicken jockey moment ever. Beats all the cinema crashouts and stuff.

 

[dick brain]

The schizoposts mentioning Jelly are about a mentally ill schizo that killed himself in January. He was doxed by Kenkai/Krial and was one of his main janny abuse targets on /trash/.

Justin is survived by his mother and father, Jennifer (Wayne) Quackenbush; sisters, Miranda (Bryam) Guerra and Tessa Quackenbush; brother, Bryan (Justine) Quackenbush: maternal grandfathers, LaVerne Bacon, Mark Bottomley and Mark (Dawn) VanCuyck; step-grandmother Chris Anne Bacon; an aunt Katy (Jacob) Blish; uncles Christopher (Mark), Mark, Philip, Colby and Josh Bacon; nieces, Avree and Jozee Quackenbush; a nephew, Dash Quackenbush; several extended family members and cousins.

These names are made up and you can't convince me they're not.

 

[Matty]

Hey I'm from 4chan and came over here while things get rectified. Kiwi is cringe and gives me heavier incel vibes, not to mention the fact that this place seems also more smug. What the fuck are you smug are you guys so smug about? You fucking avatar losers. Anyways, fuck all of you. Maybe one day you'll get some head or your asshole licked and then you can be less miserable. Later.

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

 

[Fortyone]

I'm speculating to myself that they will have the site back around by the weekend. The damage wasn't trivial and we know after the random board nuking a few months ago that they might not even carry through backups but there's too much money floating around to take any longer. I don't know what they are going to do about the entire moderator team bleeding out the ass though.
Speaking of the board nuking, in case this has not been stated yet what happened last night would be the culmination of several months of what feels like a turning point in how the place is run.

• Jannies more willing than usual to let board quality get raped by schizos and chatbots than usual while on-topic posters are harassed with warnings and bans
• IP counter being erased with only vague mumbling in IRC right before election season
• Pass three-year bundle fundraising
• Subsequent $10 upcharge.
• The ever popular triple captcha plus 15 minutes wait.

Everything has been glowing subpar and questionable for years, but I don't remember having to pop into some furries' spammer proxy to post or tune my filters every single day in 2021.
Anyways, buenas. I've been lurking for a few months, and on account of recent events I've decided to start investing effort into finding places that aren't rotting alive. Was planning to make an account soon anyways, there's something I'm going to finish building in a few weeks that I wanted to talk about lel.

The 15 minute timer and ip counter removal are proof the mods give zero fucks about user experience

 

[MaDeuce]

Ngl this is probs the best chicken jockey moment ever. Beats all the cinema crashouts and stuff.

it's peak

 

[Kodos]

Back when Moot left, I blamed the site for chasing away the one authority figure that actually had to man the helm and keep the ship afloat.

Historically I associate his demise with his affinity for Anita Sarkeesian's brand of SJWism - and notably his subservience to his then wackadoodle gawker-affiliated girlfriend for crumbs of pussy leading him to make rash moderation decisions. His position was no longer tenable. I barely used 4chan so I didn't have a dog in the race.

 

[harbringer883]

it's peak

I want 4fag to be shut down just so that moment is immortalised in internet history

 

[IKOL]

With all these newfags this could be a renaissance for KiwiFarms to start esoteric hobbyist threads and niche discussions about literature and film.

Hope.

Saar we don't need this forum be overrun by pedofags. Capiche?

 

[Retarded INTP]

“CHICKEN JOCKEY” being the last two words posted onto the site before it closed is priceless. The phrase went from killing theaters to killing entire sites.

From now on both theater janitors AND imageboard janitors will have PTSD flashbacks upon hearing the words CHICKEN JOCKEY.

And to think it all snowballed from a fat nerd in Sweden pissing atrocious Java code for the lulz...

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

>Eb& doe you get banned instantly for saying nigger or calling someone a retarded faggot, and the code reveals a host of blacklisted words that mostly have to do with the n word and the f word
>Eb& doe there's private ban reasons and they reveal tons of seething over no-no words and naughty topics

Well, I never actually posted on 4chan because of the captcha and the ridiculous wait time, so I really wouldn't know. I saw people called each other "retarded faggots" and "niggers" all the time, anyway. Before the captcha and wait time requirements I just didn't bother because I was aware that my post would be gone in an hour or so.

 

[Ethereal Eye]

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

John sama...I kneel...

 

[harbringer883]

Saar we don't need this forum be overrun by pedofags. Capiche?

The nigger horde has already begun to swarm onto the site

 

[disabler]

fianlly... i'm fucking free... "you're here forever" my ass lmaoo

 

[Snack Cracker]

Do not understand how 4chan jannies of all people don’t know opsec, 4chan was built on phone booking.
Dear leader here does his best to repeatedly tell retards to not use the same user names they use anywhere else and to use a separate email, but it should be a given on 4chan my god.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

The set up sounds awful now.
Not truly anon presence, bank cards involved for some kind of premium account, that’s crazy different from my times of being on 4chan.
But then again I was using it when mudkipz were a thing and participated in the Battletoads GameStop operation, moot was still involved way back then pretty sure.

 

[Dave The Diver]

Apparently they didn't find a single janny for /cm/, just one for /y/, none for /hm/, one for /trash/. All the gaye boards seem to lack janitors.
I wouldn't be surprised if most of those jannies got spared from the TJD (total janny dump) for... reasons. I just find it hard to believe they lacked volunteers kek.

Keep in mind there were at least four "global" jannies who could moderate ANY board. The absence of assigned jannies for the boards you listed likely means they were slow and/or had very low rates of problems.

fianlly... i'm fucking free... "you're here forever" my ass lmaoo

Personally I expected a court-ordered shutdown similar to what happened with 8kun, but I guess this is fine too...