4chan - the Internet hate machine

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

Fuck, I muscle memory clicked on a 4chan link again. I really only have so much left to do online after work these days....

Amen brother

 

[ringtones]

I wonder if kim dotcom is still around

 

[Made In Lovely Kin]

I wonder if Hiro will just give up and pass the torch lol

Nah, he'll fiddle around and take his sweet time

 

[Cursed With Sugma]

I wonder if Hiro will just give up and pass the torch lol

Hiro doesn't really have anything to do with running the site. Even moot didn't have much to do with running the site in the last few years he was its ostensible administrator, and he openly admitted to this fact in his final Q&A session before he stepped down. Mods like Rape Ape have been running the show for over a decade, which explains an awful fucking lot doesn't it?

 

[Unlicensed Shitposter]

He makes too much dosh pimping out user info to corpos and selling passes to BOT farms

Hopefully the botfarms get their funding reallocated away now that 4chan's userbase is going to be reduced by like 50% or more lol. Longer downtime = less people go back or at least actively = less interest by special interests to bot spam. Even the airforce will probably let up on the propaganda spam if it ever comes back online since /k/ and /pol/ will be ghost towns.

 

[S_A_L_T]

Whole Foods is owned by Amazon, and Amazon is basically an arm of the US government since it's all a big Jewish inbred corporatocracy. Companies like Whole Foods, Trader Joes, and even Sprouts are full of junk food packaged and sold at premiums using the latest memetic health trend. While you may avoid GMOs there, you are still likely running into sneed oils, food dye, artificial flavorings (which they have no legal obligation to disclose), phytoestrogens like soy, and hefty doses of microplastics in the packaging. So you won't have cancer, but you won't have kids either because your balls will shrivel into raisins. Fluoride is also a literal poison and is found in alarming quantities even in some private wells and you can be sure that nearly all your food has traces of it that accumulate. Even the healthiest grassfed beef raised on 1000 acres with tender love and care will have plastic and fluoride in them because the kikes want to sicken as many people as possible and gouge them in medical bills and therapy. It's not about depopulation, it's about sickness, disease, and retardation.

It’s about engineering a slave race, both socially and biologically

 

[srsbusns1]

They have a bunch of double agent jannies on their team listening. 4chan will have to run some CIA mole sweeping operation like that one with Aldritch Ames

 

[CreyZark]

4chan's users might not show it openly, but I know they appreciate what you do as well

Lol

I think they'll appreciate you even more when 4chan returns,

Lmao even

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Fuck, I muscle memory clicked on a 4chan link again. I really only have so much left to do online after work these days....

I keep going to 4chan every few hours hoping it's back online. I never thought I would miss 4chan so much. I hope it comes back soon.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

100% True E-Mail by RapeApe just dropped.

What a massive faggot.

I know it's not productive to browbeat your team during a catastrophe, especially when you deliberately hired troons who perpetually exist on the verge of suicide, but blowing smoke up their ass to this degree is equally as stupid. I see a lot of acknowledgement there was a breach and trying (really struggling) to understand how the breach happened, but not a lot of "Why did it happen?" Since these are the same people who implemented shit like captcha automatically failing if you don't meet some automated bot test for prior posts (I'm sure that was never abused) I expect that question will never be answered. Shit decisions like taking down /qa/ keeps creating enemies who will happily make your life worse.

 

[Unlicensed Shitposter]

Mods like Rape Ape have been running the show for over a decade, which explains an awful fucking lot doesn't it?

This is true. Rapeape has always been a shitter.
I more meant Hiro giving up if the income dries up. The mods and jannies yeah I think a lot of them might just abandon ship which is good. Wish Rapeape would ropeape.

 

[Radesu]

Lol

Lmao even

Amazing that he is that disconnected from reality.

 

[Rapesputin]

>notch has previously mentioned wanting to buy 4chan
>minecraft movie is a box-office success, meaning fresh influx of shekels for notch
>last post on 4chan was referencing the minecraft movie
Truly causes one to ponder...

 

[primaryaccount]

@Null can you please fucking add a bottomless mode to the site with auto updates it would make this site 10x more useable

Absolutely agreed, also the reply doesn't seem to go away even after you send it.

 

[shitoko]

This is straight forward compared to Kingdom Hearts, which pales in comparison to Homestuck, and 4chins is more akin to a Homestuck with racial slurs and shockingly, even gayer.

>Homestuck has words like Nigger
I thought it was among THE spawns of tranny infested shithole communities, ig it was a bit more heckin big goated than I thought.

 

[The Wokest]

I wonder if kim dotcom is still around

He's getting extradited from NZ to USA, it was on the news recently.
Still owns mega.
RIP megaupload and megavideo too, piracy heaven.

 

[KangOfFeet]

Any updates on the 4happening? I just woke up

 

[ringtones]

I keep going to 4chan every few hours hoping it's back online. I never thought I would miss 4chan so much. I hope it comes back soon.

4chan is currently so poorly maintained that it will require quite some time to get back online

if I was working on it solo I would declare the task impossible and attempt to deploy an open-source alternative which would promptly fail for performance reasons (this exact scenario has played out in the past)

 

[S_A_L_T]

I think he's misattributing his parasite induced homosexuality for his slop. Parasite-pill talk on 4chan was peak schizo kino.

Have you ever read of the precision to which a parasite can change the behavior of its host? It’s absolutely mind bending.

 

[Unlicensed Shitposter]

Notch taking over would actually be a good thing. He's an autistic fucktard but he would probably be pretty hands on about restoring the place and keeping it... traditional to some degree.