Plagued 4chan - the Internet hate machine

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Will the 4chan hack be the end of it?

  • Yes, goodbye forever 4chan

    Votes: 1,031 18.5%
  • No, they will rise from the ashes, stronger than ever

    Votes: 343 6.2%
  • This will rattle them but it will be forgotten about next week

    Votes: 2,322 41.6%
  • I am just here for the janny phonebooking

    Votes: 1,093 19.6%
  • What the fuck is 4chan

    Votes: 218 3.9%
  • Yotsuba&!

    Votes: 569 10.2%

  • Total voters
    5,576
I’ll admit i participated in my fair share of shitposting and off-topic threads on /v/, but really it stopped being fun once the whole board just became on giant shitheap. It’s fun to shit on a steak, but not if the plate is already full of poo.
 
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Troon jannies just remove whatever they don't like also if it is on topic
> banned on /pol for racism
I sure must have poked something close to a jannys personal life.

> banned from /g/ for inciting brand fights
The amount of AMD vs Nvidia faggotry that goes on there, and I can't call out on the audiophile bullshit? I hope the /g/ jannies are suffering, I hope their paranoia from the daawxing will result in some chronic PTSD shit and the only way to mitigate their pain is to shove up that FiiO player up in their ass, like the faggots that they are.
 
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/fa/ was a real gem. Specifically the watch thread /wt/
Filled with the most autistic avatarfag losers on the website.
But, where else online can you call someone a dumb nigger for their choice in timepiece?
one of my favourite pasttimes was going in /wt/, quoting the nicest watch in the thread and calling it a shitter. in retrospect i deserved most of my bans.
 
Just a trans janitor, moppin’ up the /b/ thread spills,
Xhe took the late-night shift to ban the coomer shills.
Just a chud poster, spamming memes from /pol/ with glee,
He wrote “cope, seethe, dilate” in a thread on /v/.

They met in a Discord raid,
Shitposts flew, they weren’t afraid,
Anons laughed, called ‘em both “glowies” in the night
Oh, the thread stayed alive!

Don’t stop shitpostin’,
Hold on to that greentext feelin’,
Thread lurk-ers, keep on scrollin’
Don’t stop shitpostin’!
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I KNEEL
I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANNON ISNT REAL

I COPE
I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE

I SIN
I NEVER WIN
I BELONG IN A TRASH BIN

I JOB
I AM SLOB
I AM TOO SHORT TO REACH THE DOOR KNOB

I SMELL LIKE A TRASHBAG
I LOOK LIKE A MAN IN DRAG
I.... AM A JANNYFAG…..
‘em
 
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Off topic Food threads on /pol/ were impregnable to 5 eyes efforts to subvert it, they always turned comfy and had to be deleted to be stopped from reaching bump limit
Jannies hated /ck/ because they can't post tranny shit there
if you think about it, how is anything off topic for /pol/?
remember the self improvement threads too? a /ck/ thread on /pol/ would be perfect.
/pol/ was a limited hangout they didnt have the skills to control, and kept becoming a limited hangout for kikes and spooks
 
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Off topic Food threads on /pol/ were impregnable to 5 eyes efforts to subvert it, they always turned comfy and had to be deleted to be stopped from reaching bump limit
Jannies hated /ck/ because they can't post tranny shit there
I loved the scran threads on /sp/
 
Email from RapeApe to the jannies just dropped. 100% REAL.
>Regardless of your personal decisions in the coming days and weeks, I want to thank you for all the time and effort you've put in to this website and this community. 4chan's users might not show it openly, but I know they appreciate what you do as well. I think they'll appreciate you even more when 4chan returns, as now they've had time to feel 4chan's absence, and absence makes the heart grow fonder.

what a bold face fucking lie. Everyone fucking hates the 4chan jannies. nobody is just being ironic shitposters, but really has an underlying sense of appreciation/camaraderie. fuck these worthless faggot jannies. they've made that place an absolute shithole these past years. they hide away from the community, and you have to go to their IRC to even speak with anyone. of course they just power trip there and are even more hostile.

i think in over a decade, I have had one positive experience with a janny on /vp/. every other experience, without fail, was them either handing out bullshit bans or leaving up trash threads while deleting legitimate discussions. for /v/ in particular, still can't figure out how many fucking times I saw softcore DOA threads that 1) belonged to /vg/ and 2) probably had no business existing at all.

ive done my fair share of online forum management shit. 4chan is a feedback loop of badwill and all the hatred is deserved. nobody appreciates any of you. if you stopped being ivory tower troon faggots mood swinging off your hrt, youd actually have a chance to win the better part of the community over.
normie outsiders who think of 4chan as some evil dark web website going down is a good thing, like some sort of final boss being defeated. but whats funnier to me is the people on the other side, the regulars, are even MORE delighted to finally see this shit unfold because of how much they hate the staff.

whoever the /vp/ janny is that I interacted with, you are the only one who actually gave a shit and I hope you stick around. the rest of you deserve this. Especially yournamehere. fuck you James, you powertripping worthless faggot.

someone be sure to send the staff this message, maybe to their emails, and be sure to tell them to kill themselves after and consider promoting /vp/ janny to moderator or admin.
 
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