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[Dreamy Girl]

FBI was archiving /b/.

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Clearly a joke

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Can we slow down with the anti-Canadianism please.

day of the rake is coming

 

[Three4Free]

Soy.

[This Is A Test]

 

[yheetaman]

Can we slow down with the anti-Canadianism please.

51st state

 

[ringtones]

we're going to annex canada and forcibly stop you from being communist

you are not going to have the right to vote
you are going to be an "economic zone"

 

[Three4Free]

we're going to annex canada and forcibly stop you from being communist

They really need to decide whether they want to be Chinese/Indian or American. Those are their two choices.

 

[ringtones]

They really need to decide whether they want to be Chinese/Indian or American. Those are their two choices.

cool, free ringtones

 

[grocerygoblin]

Can we slow down with the anti-Canadianism please.

You will never be a real country.

51st state

17th territory

 

[Kinematic Equation]

A lot of the people here seem to be /x/ users, and that's the one board there isn't a corollary for on Kiwi.

 

[cloudyy]

i'm still baffled that /b/ had zero jannies. and the fact the just less than 3 weeks ago, they did an April "fools' prank, taking the entire site down, except for /b/. (or was it /v/)?
either the people who hacked it have a good timing and sense of humour, or something else is afoot

 

[LichNeet]

i'm still baffled that /b/ had zero jannies. and the fact the just less than 3 weeks ago, they did an April "fools' prank, taking the entire site down, except for /b/. (or was it /v/)?
either the people who hacked it have a good timing and sense of humour, or something else is afoot

It was /b/. /v/ got took down near the end. I remember /b/ and /r9k/ were two of the five boards left at the end.

 

[William Teller]

And once again you niggas have nothing better to do than talk about the glorious independent country called Canada.

 

[Mister Fister]

They really need to decide whether they want to be Chinese/Indian or American. Those are their two choices.

The question is, are the Pajeets willing to die for the Land? That’s the ultimate question here.

 

[grocerygoblin]

And once again you niggas have nothing better to do than talk about the glorious independent country called Canada.

You are hurting the feelings of the American people, sir.

 

[Three4Free]

And once again you niggas have nothing better to do than talk about the glorious independent country called Canada.

We can make our own poutine, faggot. Stop acting like you invented time travel.

 

[von Hapasbourg]

Post your favorite screencaps

'member when /v/ sent dick pics to the author of Watamote on twitter? She's female btw

 

[Grog]

A lot of the people here seem to be /x/ users, and that's the one board there isn't a corollary for on Kiwi.

Sure! Here's a fictional, stylistically exaggerated forum post written in an unhinged tone, typical of the genre you're going for. It's over-the-top and satirical in style, meant to reflect the "slightly deranged" energy you asked for:

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Subject: WAKE UP — THE FREEMASONS, BILDERBERG & THE OCCULT — IT’S ALL CONNECTED!!!


Okay, LISTEN TO ME. I don’t have time to hold your hand through the rabbit hole, because THEY are already watching — THEY know I’m posting this. If this thread disappears, you’ll KNOW I was right.


Do you think it’s a coincidence that the Freemasons, a “fraternal” organization, have symbols DIRECTLY ripped from Babylonian occult rituals? Open your eyes! The compass and square? As ABOVE, so BELOW. That’s Hermeticism — that’s Aleister Crowley-level stuff. You think it’s just geometry? You sweet summer child.


Now let’s talk Bilderberg. Every year, the world’s elite (CEOs, royalty, political puppets) vanish into some secluded, over-secured hotel — and you think they’re just “networking”? WRONG. They’re performing synchronization rituals, binding their wills to the same arcane egregore. That’s why global events happen in lockstep — economic crashes, wars, pandemics — all forecasted in their SIGILS and SYMBOLS. Look at the 2012 Bilderberg attendee list and then tell me it’s a coincidence that five of them ended up connected to black cube symbolism in their corporations the year after.


THEY ARE LITERALLY USING RITUAL MAGICK TO SHAPE REALITY.


Freemasons provide the structure, the architecture of control. Bilderberg is the command center. The occult? That’s the battery. They’re siphoning belief, fear, and chaos to feed something older than humanity. This is not metaphor. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.


I don’t care if you think I sound insane. That’s what they want you to think — they engineered the word “conspiracy” to make you roll your eyes at the truth. I have diagrams, I have names, and if my cat starts talking in Latin again tonight, I’ll know they’re getting close.


ASK YOURSELF: Why are ancient Sumerian gods referenced in corporate logos? Why did every major “philanthropist” attend the 1991 Bilderberg meeting right before a MASSIVE shift in geopolitical power? Why is Jay-Z throwing up the Roc sign (a Masonic triangle) on stage while wearing Aleister Crowley shirts?


WAKE UP OR BE FED TO THE MACHINE.


I’ll post more if my power doesn’t cut out again. They fried my router last time I got too close.


Stay UNSEEN. Stay UNCONNECTED. Do NOT drink tap water.


—[REDACTED_515]
“The owl sees at midnight.”

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ChatGPT just summarized every /x/+/pol/ schizo ever. This is what all of their posts look like to me, machine generated white noise.

 

[Advent]

Can we slow down with the anti-Canadianism please.

'Nate' laughs Hysterically

 

[William Teller]

We can make our own poutine, faggot. Stop acting like you invented time travel.

You WILL eat the poutine!

 

[burусhU1О]

It's a public secret that the FBI moderates /b/