4th July 2022 Chimpouts Thread - Summer of Love™ Edition

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American Independence Day was pretty much always hated by modern leftoids, and With Roe v Wade overturned that feeling only escalated. Many people on the site predict that this year will bring a lot of Peaceful Protests, burned flags and other testosteroneless behaviour - thus I thought to myself "Why not archive it?"

This thread's purpose is to archive and discuss this years' chimpouts related to July 4th, both on the internet and IRL.

As for beggining, an appetizer - a few articles from journolists already posted on the Farms:

"This year, I'm canceling the 4th of July"

"THE UNITED STATES DOESN’T DESERVE TO CELEBRATE 4TH OF JULY THIS YEAR" >:((((((((

"July 4th Proves America’s Foundation is Racist"

 
These articles all read like an AI shat them out. You can go back like 10 years and they're still writing the same shit.
It's called content farm for a reason, those articles were written sorely for views and clicks, and you should stop giving them attention. Because if you do, you are basically contributing the salaries of those journalists. Why would you help those soylent drinking bugmen?
 
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I'm pretty sure these faggots get their panties in a knot when you say the same thing about rent & the newest iphone...
 
Listening to the police scanner now.

So far in my neck of the woods, there's been a house fire, a blown transformer, and a panic alarm.
I'm pretty sure these faggots get their panties in a knot when you say the same thing about rent & the newest iphone...
I delight in their suffering. Scrooges.

Edit: oh sheeit, we got gangbangers shooting at mailboxes, and a grassfire.
 
Had a coworker sperg at me because I asked if she had anything planned for the 4th.

Had my SJW sister claim the only people celebrating Independence Day are MAGA hat racists and misogynists

Buddy texted me saying that his coworker started seething and said “don’t you DARE bring up the 4th to me ever again!” After he asked the same innocent water cooler question I asked my coworker

Be miserable, freaks. I had a great night eating BBQ, drinking some beers, shooting off fireworks for the kiddos and laughing with my family and friends having fun
 
Had a coworker sperg at me because I asked if she had anything planned for the 4th.

Had my SJW sister claim the only people celebrating Independence Day are MAGA hat racists and misogynists

Buddy texted me saying that his coworker started seething and said “don’t you DARE bring up the 4th to me ever again!” After he asked the same innocent water cooler question I asked my coworker

Be miserable, freaks. I had a great night eating BBQ, drinking some beers, shooting off fireworks for the kiddos and laughing with my family and friends having fun
All leftists are Karens.
 
There was a ton of stuff in Portland last night, but it was the normal chanting while they vandalized Town Hall

Here's Antifa smashing in the windshield of a van full of children returning from a local fireworks display



Also this happened in Minneapolis
 
Had a coworker sperg at me because I asked if she had anything planned for the 4th.

Had my SJW sister claim the only people celebrating Independence Day are MAGA hat racists and misogynists

Buddy texted me saying that his coworker started seething and said “don’t you DARE bring up the 4th to me ever again!” After he asked the same innocent water cooler question I asked my coworker

Be miserable, freaks. I had a great night eating BBQ, drinking some beers, shooting off fireworks for the kiddos and laughing with my family and friends having fun
Imagine being this dedicated to being miserable. Even if you hate the country, you should never pass up a chance for beer, bbq, and loved ones.

They're just seething because that lack the last one.
 
Meh, I was drunk the whole day anyway. Got released Saturday, home Sunday and you can bet your ass we smoked as much meat and fired as many roman candles as we could afford in the budget. Still got enough ribs and chicken to make sandwiches all week.
Imagine being this dedicated to being miserable. Even if you hate the country, you should never pass up a chance for beer, bbq, and loved ones.
Now THAT's the spirit.
 
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