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Brian Dennis Martin / FuturisticHub / LifeInATent / LifeInACamp / MrInternetable / WildCraftTV / CraftTastic / MartekTheSuperHero / Martek / sirliat
Brian Dennis Martin is known to most people as the guy who creates low-quality Minecraft Animations (which most of the time is just softcore porn but we'll get to it) on his channel, FuturisticHub. However, what most people don't know is that Brian is a psychotic Internet Tough Guy who has a huge history of swatting, doxing, false flagging, threats, and doing literally everything in his power to take down every single person who makes fun of him or talks about him or his business in a negative light. What business, you may ask? I'm talking about FuturisticHub. Here's the kind of content you can find in his VERY important YouTube business
Early History
Brian was shat into the world on August 29, 1984 by his mother Carolyn Martin. According to himself, Brian was abused as a child by his father and was constantly picked on by other kids at school. But he didn't grow up alone; he grew up with his twin brother, Kevin Douglas Martin. Allegedly, the pair is well known in the area where they live for being loud-mouthed, tough guys who act the way they do due to poor self-esteem as children. When they turned just about the average age of their subscribers, they decided to abuse steroids and set out to become alpha as fuck to make up for all the times they've gotten beat up as a skinny kids
All of these photos are from 2009; they were uploaded to his MySpace account
In 2007, under the alias Martek, Brian was a member of a steroids forum called AlinBoard through which it was discovered that Brian has a small dick
(https://archive.is/O02jf)
Other quotes from Brian that didn't manage to be saved in the archive:
He would also document his steroid usage in a separate journal thread
(https://archive.is/kpAYA)
Along with this, he would publish his book "Martek" on December 17, 2007
The description of the book:
Damn I wonder why would a man who was bullied as a kid would write a novel about a teen boy suddenly gaining super human abilities
It doesn't really take a genius to figure out that the main character of the story is Brian himself, especially since he uses Martek as his main alias during his early Internet presence. Here are some of the awesome art and creations done for Martek
lol he thinks this is him
He even released a sequel a year later
But being a failed author wasn't the only thing he was known for, after all, Brian's official website claims that he's a professional businessman. So let's take a look at his business history
Brian's Business Ventures
Back in 2006, Brian set out to become a billionaire CEO of 2 successful companies. He reached this goal in a record amount of time, roughly the length of time needed to write an online profile
(https://archive.is/iy39A)
He then proceeded to create a cash gifting pyramid scheme and his own bank offering for the purchase of a mysterious Xcard. Both projects were said to be for the benefit of Brian's fellow Americans to bring them out of the financial crisis caused by the crash of major institutions, but the only problem was that both projects would only end up crashing the investments of his customers, and the only person who would end up benefiting was Brian
Brian on the left
All of this was heavily discussed in a now-defunct forum, "scam.com" and is still being strongly defended by Brian and his brother
At one point, he even asked the users of the forum to delete the thread
(https://archive.is/5zi7E)
According to the Federal Trade Commission, cash gifting is an illegal scam when it is operated as an organized program, which includes Brian's other projects, such as MrCashGift, Cash Gift University, Cash Gifting Twins, and many more
Despite the illegality of this, Brian still defends this practice in the comments of various YouTube videos
After failing at making an actually sustainable business, Brian turned to YouTube. On January 14, 2010, Brian registered a YouTube account called "LifeInATent" the goal of which, at first, was to upload comedy skits and random vlogs, all the common things people would do on site at the time
(https://archive.is/ebSCu)
Unfortunately for Brian, his content was shit and wasn't enough to be eligible to a YouTube's partnership program. He was denied partnership multiple times and, so, in his usual stroke of genius, he decided to go all out to get that partnership at any lengths necessary. He first began spamming the hell out of the YouTube Help forums using his sock accounts and recruiting help from his fans and family
Eventually the jannies of YouTube Help forums couldn't stand this retardation anymore and so Brian got his partnership, giving him ability to put ads and get money from his videos. But main issue remained, his content was still shit and his numbers were too. Because of this, Brian decided to do the only logical thing in this situation, NO not branching out his content or trying to make it better in any way, Brian is just too good for that, the most logical thing a man can do in this situation is to start purchasing bot accounts to inflate his numbers
Brian created an account on a now-defunct forum called "YouToob", in which you could purchase bot accounts, under his alias Martek. Here are some posts he made on the forum
This retard had 10k bot accounts at his disposal
>Well, if used properly and I wont be suspended, right?
Talk about foreshadowing here
The problem with this approach is that bots can only get you so far (not even counting various errors that Brian complained about on his account) until you realize that having actual viewers who watch your content provides more stable income, but what do you do when you are a talentless hack, cannot make entertaining content at all and is not interesting in any way? The answer is simple: make CLICKBAIT videos on trending topics and latest news
The issue with misleading titles and clickbait thumbnails is one that has plagued the site since its inception and has been a source of criticism since YouTube's launch. Unfortunately for us, it never went away, but fortunately for Brian, it works wonders
Unsurprisingly, this practice came with a lot of criticism
Brian would later go to another YouTuber's comment section to proclaim that he was the one who was responsible for taking down Happy's channel in his usual style
Brett Keane is another fat retard from the early YouTube (more specifically the atheist era YouTube) who somehow got into a slapfight with Brian. All of their videos towards each other have been completely lost to time, and it is unknown what the reason was behind their fight; however, what is known is the Skype meltdowns he had, where he threatened, like he always does, to kill Keane
A recording between Brian and Keane discussing a video where Keane claimed Brian threatened to ruin Keane's life
And also chatlogs
(https://archive.is/R7TXS)
ericDouglace was a 14-year-old kid from the early YouTube who became famous after he made a video declaring war on Justin Bieber haters on October 8, 2010
Naturally, he became a target for many people looking to put down anyone who they saw as cringeworthy, one of those people was Brian. He was one of the vicious critics of Eric and would often step out of line when calling him out like threating to physically assault Eric (mind you, Brian is grown ass man sperging out on some 14-year old kid over Justin Bieber). Not only that, Brian would make a SHIT TON of videos on Eric, taking every opportunity he can to milk him for that sweet sweet ad revenue. In the end, the joke would only be on Brian, after Eric came out and confirmed that all of his were an obvious rage-bait and that he was a troll all along
After Eric admitted to being a troll, Brian tried to find a new reason to start a shitflinging war for attention and money profit. So, in his usual stroke of genius, Brian decided to make up a rumor about Boxxy's new account, ANewHopeee, being fake. According to Brian, he spoke to Boxxy and she claimed, a year ago, that she wouldn't ever come back to the Internet. No one believed him and /b/tard were really pissed off, so much so that Brian started recieving death threats over this video, making his reputation even worse that it was before
AllienceOfDemons was a troll group from the early YouTube who became one of Brian's biggest haters after he started mass flagging their videos calling him out on his usual bullshit.
This would cause them to dig deeper into Brian, from which it was revealed all of his past deeds, like his history of making scam businesses, embarrassing forum posts, and his usage of bots. Brian's attempts to suppress the information would not turn out the way he hoped to, as evidenced by this OP, all thanks to the work the people at AllianceOfDemons have done to preserve all the info about Brian's history
As stated previously, Brian is an attention whore, who would do anything for attention, as such, one of his go to tactics on YouTube was making videos on topics he has no knoleadge on or had little to care about. One of those topics was a very powerful Japanese Earthquake that happened on March 11, 2011. On the very same day, LifeInATent uploaded a now very infamous video on the topic, which included this moment
You can listen to the whole debate here:
Chrissie L. Barmore / Chrissie Martin / MeganLeeHeart / MeganSpeaks / SkitsNVlogs / BlondieVlogs / ViralChick / chrissiefordictator1 / MeganHeartMusic / MeganLeeGames / MeganSpeaksMore / TimeWithMegan / JamWithMegan / FunWithMegan / WiseAssSpeaks
A typical response you can expect from Chrissie
A typical response you can expect from Chrissie
Chrissie L. Barmore / Chrissie Martin AKA MeganLeeHeart was one of many YouTube's ReplyGirls (a type of female YouTube user who, by exploiting the video platform’s algorithm and using sexually suggestive thumbnails for videos, earned enough views on their channels to monetize their content) and a now ex-wife of Brian. Chrissie spams useless 40 second reply videos of her exposed mole tits 20-30 times a day on every new video made by any popular YouTube channels, including international ones. Epic Meal Time, Yo Mama, College Humor, Your Favorite Martian, the international news, Machinima, any Minecraft channel, every popular channel you can think her saggy milkbags swing into the direction of to rub it in on everybody's faces with thumbnails of an arrow pointing at her disgusting mole-pimpled saggy titties under the "Related Videos" column. All of her videos contain misleading spam thumbnails which breaks the YouTube policy and the YouTube staff refuse to take action except being hypnotized by Megan's Medusa tits. As you can imagine, as someone who's closely related to Brian, she shares a lot of his retarded traits, which causes her to be a centre of many controversies
IMPORTANT NOTE: @BrandonTalks, a man who hosted interviews and debates with Brian, claimed that Chrissie's accounts were controlled by Brian and that the threats made under her account were all made by Brian, which does seems to be true since Brian had access to her Facebook where he would insult her after they split up
Despite threating literally fucking everyone, Chrissie somehow has enough balls to complain on her Facebook about being a victim of cyberbullying
One of Chrissie's biggest delusions is her claim of being "The first ReplyGirl on YouTube" despite having no evidence to support that. This delusion is actually so strong that she went on a YEARS LONG harassment campaign against other reply girls in hopes to deplatform them off of YouTube, and she did all of this with the help of the one and only Brian Martin / LifeInATent
The exact names of the victims of her campaign are:
- LauraTickled - Main target, Chrissie, for some fucking reason, is extremely jeulous of her
- TheReplyGirl
- icklenellierose (She's not actually a ReplyGirl, but for some reason, Chrissie still felt the need to include her in her deplatforming campaign)
- NellyRocks
- JessicaKardashian1
- HeyLovellie
The first thing they've done was spamming various threads on YouTube Support Forum asking to terminate ReplyGirls's channel's for reasons like "having a suggestive thumbnail" and "spamming her videos everywhere" which are literally the exact same shit Chrissie does
TheReplyGirl would complain about the mass flagging campaign on the YouTube Support Forum
But the spam wouldn't stop; in fact, it would actually increase
>Calling someone a mental case
Rich, coming from someone like you, Chrissie
This is where Brian's OG A-log comes back, HappyCabbie. Happy, after being informed of this deplatforming campaign, decided to step in and invited Brian to a Skype call to discuss the situation. In the call, Brian said that he and Chrissie would no longer slapfight with ReplyGirls
This turned out to be a lie
She also made an insane claim that it was THEM who were threatening her, not her
The "harassment" she's talking about here is just ReplyGirl talking about Chrissie constantly spamming to deplatform her off of YouTube
Chrissie's infamy of being a ReplyGirl started catching up to her; she became a big target for a lot of criticism and mockery. For example, Chrissie was very infamously depicted in this famous animation created by Zach Hadel / psychicpebbles
Their response was that they would remove the thumbnail for using her likeness
Unsatisfied that the video wasn't removed, her dear hero, Brian Martin, took to Twitter to start tweeting threatening messages at Vidcon as well as other creators
This scandal would later be covered in The Daily Dot article, which would also include leaked Skype Chat logs that revealed their Gay Ops attempts to frame YouTube they didn't like using bots in order to get their channel terminated. The couple was named "YouTube's Bonnie and Clyde" in the article
(https://archive.is/20130723212535/h...youtube-megan-lee-heart-brian-martin-botting/)
Even more insane is that Brian spent more than 900$ on this Gay Ops
This drama was the last time many have heard of Chrissie. there's some other drama that happened after this, but it isn't really related to Brian, so it is not included here. Chrissie and Brian are believed to have divorced in 2018-2019. It seems like the divorce was very messy since Chrissie went out on Facebook and claimed that Brian was stalking her
But there was another figure involved in Vidcon shitstorm who was only mentioned in the OP in passing, someone who's been with Brian since the day they were born. I'm of course talking about Brian's TWIN BROTHER, Kevin Douglas Martin. Kevin was also involved in this debacle. On his channel, WeatherManKevin, Kevin released a very embarrassing video where he threatened to fight people at Vidcon who dislike ReplyGirls like Chrissie
Note: This animation was obviously not made by him. It is fan-made, created by the troll who found his video to be embarrassing. The original video is lost
Kevin Douglas Martin / "Raiden Storm" / WeatherManKevin / KMartinTV / Arizona Weather Force
Kevin perfectly explains his mentality
Kevin perfectly explains his mentality
Kevin Douglas Martin is a self-proclaimed "senior meteorologist" and founder of several fake weather websites. Despite having no qualifications in the field and an abysmal track record, he is known for using the internet to release frequent "weather alerts" warning of impending tornadoes, hurricanes, and even earthquakes. He's extremely infamous in a very niche but still sizable storm chaser community because, just like his brother, he's known for threatening his critics and detractors; in fact, his threats were so large that the FBI actually showed up at his house
Early History & Weather Businesses
Sometime prior to 2006, Kevin and his brother Brian launched what purported to be a weather forecasting website called the Ontario Weather Service. Kevin listed himself as the OWS founder and "Chief Meteorologist." Between 2008 and 2009, Kevin and his brother Brian advertised themselves as the "cash gifting twins." They generously offered to let people participate in a sure-fire method to get rich quick by using an "incredible, revolutionary, 1-up-to-infinity cash-flow system. To join the system, participants were required to send between $500 and $2,000, plus an initial membership fee, directly to the Martin brothers.
In January 2009, Kevin launched a second weather website called SoCalWeather.org that evolved into Southern California Weather Authority (SCWXA.org). The website had many writers (most of whom were just Kevin under different aliases), but one of them was actually a real person, Ricky Lukacs. In the same year, Kevin defended his SCWXA "Lead Forecaster", a teenager named Ricky Lukacs, who was charged with starting large wildfires in the Yucaipa area. Kevin told authorities that Lukacs was only at the scene of the fires to take photos
By January 2010, Kevin launched a third weather website, TheWeatherSpace.com, and was claiming to be its "senior meteorologist". As with OWS, SCXWA, and many before it, TheWeatherSpace.com was continually generating dubious drama and disparaging the National Weather Service. Kevin's concept of weather reporting apparently included UFO stories. In 2010, Kevin admitted to hoaxing video and still images of a "UFO spiral" allegedly seen one night in Canada that were posted on TheWeatherSpace.com. Naming a "Kevin Adams" as the owner of TheWeatherSpace.com, Kevin blamed the hoax on some CGI "graphic test" files that were accidentally posted by a reporter named "Betty Morgan." Kevin then issued a conflicting story, saying he had deliberately engineered the hoax to find out "who is more gullible, Americans or Europeans". Then Kevin retracted that statement, alleging that he did see a UFO and was warned to keep quiet about it. Undoubtedly, some in the ufology community feel that Kevin must be telling the truth, because as everyone knows, a confusing series of lies followed by vague suggestions of intimidation are hallmarks of the trustworthy
One of Kevin's longest-standing feuds is with the National Weather Service. On March 20, 2007, Kevin announced the Ontario Weather Service would "go into battle" against the National Weather Service in an extremely unhinged forum post
(https://archive.is/3invc)
In 2011, NWS released a statement disclaiming any association with Martin, his websites, or "official alerts".
(https://archive.is/mi01C)
In response, Kevin posted a video on YouTube that depicted various NWS offices being blown up with explosives. Kevin, seemingly unable to understand why that sort of thing might upset NWS employees and other federal authorities, posted a response on TheWeatherSpace.com explaining that "blowing up would be a metaphor type art for weeding out the competition, not an actual threat."
Kevin also attempted to write a handwritten lawsuit against the National Weather Service, to no avail. Enraged, he started using a variety of sock accounts on Facebook to threaten their San Diego HQ and employees with statements like "endanger the public and I endanger you", with attached pictures of a drawing of crosshairs over their offices. These threats were swiftly reported to the law enforcement, which found them to be credible enough to send out 2 FBI agents to visit Kevin, who had Brian record the meeting and post it online
Kevin would later post a video once again threatening NWS and taunting people, claiming to be "above the law."
After the termination of LifeInATent's YouTube channel due to several violations of community guidelines, Kevin made a video threatening to show up at Google's offices if they don't explain the reason why they deleted his brother's account
This won't be the last time he does something similar. Unlike his brother, Kevin's main platform for his content is his Facebook & websites, so when his Facebook account was terminated for harassing "The Weather Channel" and several amateur weather enthusiasts, he was pissed. He was planning to visit Facebook's offices to "get answers", saying, "I spent too much money and too many years investing into the project and put my own life on hold in the process … for them to dictate my life is not only dangerous for them, but dangerous for me …". He eventually threatened Facebook with legal action, saying, "Facebook will be handed a lawsuit if the last of the talks do not work. We are sending everything we can over as we speak, including hate pages about me, hate sites, and libel…DONATE TO THE LAWSUIT …". When Kevin showed up at Facebook Headquarters in Menlo Park, California, in 2014, he was quickly removed from the building by local police. On a subsequent visit, he shouted accusations through a bullhorn from a public sidewalk located a safe distance from the facility
After the termination of LifeInATent, Kevin's brother, Brian, attempted several channels in order to make a comeback, one of which was "LifeInATent 2" starring Kevin as the host instead of Brian. During this time, Kevin had a feud with Encyclopedia Dramatica after they put out a message on their home page saying "Kill Kevin Martin" as a way to bait Kevin into responding. And respond he did, in a very bizarre way
He also made a lot of pointless legal threats on Facebook that never amounted to anything
Unsurprisingly, a man like Kevin would have his run-ins with the law. Kevin Martin was arrested to soliciting prostitution in 2015 and plead guilty in 2016
On the same day that Martin was apparently criminally charged (20 days after his arrest), he posted the following video to Liveleak in an attempt to ‘prove his innocence.’ The video, which appears to be a totally staged conversation, claims to prove that Martin actually knew about the undercover operation and was simply trying to expose it. In other words, Martin does what Martin does best… lie, lie, lie
As you can imagine, Kevin's scope of constant Internet slapfights and threats don't just end at companies, they also extend to the individual people. As stated previously, Kevin's meteorological methodology he uses for his weather forecast, has a terrible track record of being wrong; in fact, his methodology is quite a mystery since he specifically requests people to NOT ask what method his weather company uses, due to all of this, Kevin became a subject of heavy criticism from various people which he didn't handle very well
In August 2010, Kevin was caught stealing photos from his fellow storm chasers. Under a now deleted article, Kevin decided to defend himself using a sock accounts using names of ligetamate storm chasers like Chuck Doswell and Danny Neal
The latter found out about the whole ordeal and wasn't too happy with his name being used in such a manner. Danny, very naively, contacted Kevin via Facebook and requested that these comments be removed, causing a huge slapfight between them where he proclaimed that he's going to war against the entire storm chaser community and vowed to put the entire community in danger
In January 2014, Aaron Tuttle, a meteorologist residing in Oklahoma City, made a post on Facebook denouncing Kevin's weather website, The Weather Space, to be full of shit
Naturally, Kevin decided to act in the only way he knew how: threats. Due to Aaron ignoring him, Kevin decided to create an article on his website where he called Aaron a child molester
When RationalWiki attempted to document Kevin's history, he tried to pressure them into taking down the article using the same stradegy as he did with Aaron
He failed to follow through with a threat
Nowadays, Kevin is still doing his weather forecasts on his Facebook page, Arizona Weather Force, under his gay ass alias "Raiden Storm" and seems to be doing fine for himself there with his audience of Facebook boomers
With multiple failed attempts to return to YouTube as LifeInATent, Brian, not yet given up on YouTube, decides that the best idea for a new channel is creating Minecraft Porn Animations for kids. On October 25, 2012, Brian created FuturisticHub. Brian's animations were awful, cringy, unfunny, and often creepy and inappropriate, but this didn't stop the channel from growing to the degree that even Brian didn't expect (although there are many questions about whether its growth was organic or not). FuturisticHub grew to an audience of more than 3 million subscribers at its peak, but with this popularity, there came a lot of haters
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