6/26/2020 - Noodling

[Mariposa Electrique]

 

[Dick Pooman]

I think I've only ever heard one saxophone playing bum play something other than noodling while attempting to busk in my lifetime, and Tom is not that person.

 

[Pepper Jack]

21:49 - Based and Redpilled Tommy Tooter begins talking about the biology and psychology of race.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Oh. I was hoping Tommy was going to talk about trying to catch catfish with his bare hands. But instead it's just him sitting there going *frrrrnt frnnny frrnt* on his saxophone and hacking up phlegm.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

His sperging about it being difficult to maintain rhythm while playing "melodies" on a single line instrument (quotes are justified, I feel, he couldn't carry a tune in a fucking bucket) is fucking ridiculous and hinges entirely on both his non-hate watchers being non-musicians.

Not gonna go full muso-rant here, but if you can't do what he's describing, then you're not just a bad musician, you're not even really a musician, just someone who knows how make instruments make noises. Like birds imitating car alarms or radio jingles, it's devoid of the relevant context.

 

[Looney Troons]

Dude looks like a harpy

 

[judge claude frollo]

Dude looks like a harpy

He has a very, very, very unfortunate witchface

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Dude looks like a harpy

This actually helped me place what I was thinking of when I see Tom; Skyrim's creepy as fuck Hagravens but with some heavy facial bloating.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Tom should play some Whitesnake.

"like a hobo i was born to walk alone"

 

[Florence]

Seems appropriate for Tom.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

He has a very, very, very unfortunate witchface
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Haven't old hags suffered enough?

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

This actually helped me place what I was thinking of when I see Tom; Skyrim's creepy as fuck Hagravens but with some heavy facial bloating.

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So does Tom's severed head cure lycanthropy? Asking for a friend before the next full moon.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Dude looks like a harpy

He also looks like the cursed mummy of Sam Kinison.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Tom should play some Whitesnake.

"like a hobo i was born to walk alone"

If he can make it through a recognisable version of "Hot Cross Buns" or "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star", he might be in a position to have a go at some grown-up songs. Unfortunately, though, the only thing Tom plays well is the victim.