A DDOS free solution to the constant crashing

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Null says there’s 16,000 unique sign ins a day.

16,000 cans on a string
All tied together
We don’t need Internet infrastructure to communicate

 

[MrTroll]

Okay, but I don't want my can to touch any other dude's can. That would be gay.

 

[Book Thief]

We should all train doves to send each other updates on Chris Chan's trial.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

what if they cut the string??

 

[I am vomit]

Yeah then the trannies can send their axe wounds via string.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

*snip* hehehehe