A question about sticking my cock into an anthill.

[BigDongWarrior]

So, if I slathered honey, or some form of sweet material upon my cock, and stuck it into an anthill, of, lets say NOT fire ants, or bullet ants, like those ants known for being aggressive, but rather those regular, stereotypical generic black ants, what would be the exact outcome, like would they bite me? Or would they just consume the honey/material on my cock. Would maybe some of them accidentally bite me? Like what would the percentage be if they did bite me, or let me know if you think they wouldn't even AT ALL. Like obviously I picked generic black ants because fire ants and bullet ants would bite right away, so I'm specifically talking about the more generic placid species here, remember that. Would you ever consider doing this yourself? Please let me know

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'm pretty sure any creature, big or small, would bite a person who just stuck their dick in their home.

 

[Nick Gars]

Whatever happens, record it and post the video here so we can laugh at you.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

They’d crawl up your urethra and ride your piss like a water slide.

 

[Termina]

You shouldn't have to worry. Your cock is too short to stick in the anthill.

 

[MadStan]

Sounds like a metaphor of Taiwanese Whore House

 

[Genesis Does]

Dale Gribble makes the answer pretty clear in this clip

 

[Yaniv’s Hairy Balls]

The only way we will truly know is 1. If they’re a yellow reddish brown ant and 2. If you cover your dick in honey first

Piss ants don’t sting they bite and secrete Formic acid.