A request to the forumgoers

[Smokedaddy]

-- and please take this seriously:

NOBODY FUCKING DIE THIS WEEK, OK? I was admittedly lax in my duties and some other people (unrelated to anything or anyone having to do with this place, with the exception that I knew them) apparently didn't get the message that this is NOT ALLOWED BEHAVIOR and thoughtlessly died anyway, never stopping to think about how it Compromises my Fun. Know this: I will posthumously ban your ass if any of you punks decides to shuffle off this mortal coil just to piss me off (or for whatever other reason). Do whatever you like to your own families, friends, and associates, but never, ever Compromise my Fun.

I have some nagging funerals and other shit to attend to in the next few days, one of those rare occasions when you might see a programmer who is not the central subject of the festivities wearing a necktie. If you're looking in the right direction and squint a little, that is.

tl;dr: It was one king-hell bitch of a wrong week here in my aerie in atop the everlasting hills, and it ain't over yet. Back in a few days.

Until then,
I remain, madames and messieurs,
yr. most humble & obedient servant,

- Smokedaddy

 

[exball]

What if Chris wuz kill?

 

[c-no]

-- and please take this seriously:

NOBODY FUCKING DIE THIS WEEK, OK? I was admittedly lax in my duties and some other people (unrelated to anything or anyone having to do with this place, with the exception that I knew them) apparently didn't get the message that this is NOT ALLOWED BEHAVIOR and thoughtlessly died anyway, never stopping to think about how it Compromises my Fun. Know this: I will posthumously ban your ass if any of you punks decides to shuffle off this mortal coil just to piss me off (or for whatever other reason). Do whatever you like to your own families, friends, and associates, but never, ever Compromise my Fun.

I have some nagging funerals and other shit to attend to in the next few days, one of those rare occasions when you might see a programmer who is not the central subject of the festivities wearing a necktie. If you're looking in the right direction and squint a little, that is.

tl;dr: It was one king-hell bitch of a wrong week here in my aerie in atop the everlasting hills, and it ain't over yet. Back in a few days.

Until then,
I remain, madames and messieurs,
yr. most humble & obedient servant,

- Smokedaddy

So does that also mean I must not die in Dark Souls or even fighting Metal Gear Rex? Joking aside, I'll try to make sure I don't die.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Trust me Smokedaddy, if I die in the near future it will not be a trolling attempt.

Like my dad says: buying life insurance is betting someone you'll die, and hoping you'll lose.

 

[Pikonic]

The bug in your avatar died.
Unless I view you're profile page.

 

[Bob's Fries]

K.

But seriously, we'll be fine. Just take it easy, Smoke bro.

 

[Watcher]

I'll remember to get myself banned if I selfishly kick the bucket to help ease your workload.

 

[John Titor]

Well my Minecraft castle is pretty solid so I should be fine. Provided no Endermen appear, because it's made entirely out of dirt.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

What if we're dead inside already?

In all seriousness, I'm sorry to hear about your losses, SmokeDaddy. Take care of yourself.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Is being banned from life allowed?

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Sorry for my gross insensitivity, Smokedaddy. I'm sorry for your loss, even if you do think the deceased is trolling you.

 

[Arkangel]

I can't promise anything. A piece of space debris could fall from the sky and hit me in the head and kill me.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Sorry for your loss, brother.

But don't worry about the Hulkster, man. Hulkamania will live forever!

 

[hellbound]

I'm sorry for your losses Smokedaddy. I'll do my best not to die. We just lost my grandfather last month, if I kicked off my mother would be pissed at me too and we can't have that.