According to .... - MLA citations please

[Audit]

According to creationists, the earth is 6000 thousand years old and god created light in transit to earth.

According to George Lucas, Disney was the best party to sell Star Wars to.

According to King Henry the VIII, if you ever have problems conceiving a son, the best option is to get a new wife.

According to Chris-chan, mylittlepony is real in a separate dimension.

According to me, this thread will be filled with autism.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly


this meme is irrelevant

 

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According to George Lucas, poetry rhymes, or at least his movie hopefully will work that way.

According to Alex Jones, they're puttin' chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay.

According to the National Academy of Sciences, they're puttin' chemicals in the water that turn the freakin'--

...Wait. Huh?

 

[Coconut Gun]

According to Gun (2017), APA citations are clearly better than MLA.

 

[RIP_SANITY]

According to George Lucas, Jar Jar is the key to all this (Phantom Menace's plot)

 

[Fleeb]

According to CWC's Law of Autistic Dynamics; For every act of autism, there is an equal and opposite autistic reaction