Careercow Adam Sessler - Former G4 Host, Possibly a Coke Addict, Zoe Quinn Orbiter, Increasingly Irrelevant Cuck

[Dean Pentel]

Is Sessler just mad that an ugly dyke that nuked his job is more talked about and thought of than he ever was?

Did we ever discuss the over/under on how many of his coworkers he tried to fuck in the past?

 

[p1138]

Is Sessler just mad that an ugly dyke that nuked his job is more talked about and thought of than he ever was?

Did we ever discuss the over/under on how many of his coworkers he tried to fuck in the past?

Nah, I don't believe for a second that he wasn't aware of the ratings that came out recently for G4. He likely knew about that shit from the start, hoped a marketing push would do something, saw that it didn't, and then Frosk fucked up any chance of slow growth for their online content. He's buttmad that his latest attempt at establishing a career failed before it even started and there's nothing he could do about it. I bet he's also looking forward to not being able to pay the rent for that place in SF once his money runs out.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Is Sessler just mad that an ugly dyke that nuked his job is more talked about and thought of than he ever was?

Did we ever discuss the over/under on how many of his coworkers he tried to fuck in the past?

The women or the men?

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

I bet he's also looking forward to not being able to pay the rent for that place in SF once his money runs out.

Speaking of, anyone know what building in San Francisco is Adam Sessler currently staying at? Here are some photos to find some hints.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Is Sessler getting mugged in that middle photo?

 

[p1138]

Speaking of, anyone know what building in San Francisco is Adam Sessler currently staying at? Here are some photos to find some hints.
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Well, here's an easily identifiable location in that photo. That round roof building with the brown tile is the Jones Street Water Tank


Looks like the green-ish colored store with the inflatable Mickey Mouse is the Le Beau Market on Clay and Leavenworth.

Ok, I'm pretty sure he's in the Crest Royal Apartments at Clay and Jones. You can see on the right of the photo the building for what's listed as "Comstock Apartment Corporation" and then after that is definitely 1340 Clay St. He's on Clay St., and there's no more tall buildings East of Crest Royal Apartments on that same block.

Crest Royal Apartments - 1310 Jones St San Francisco, CA | Apartments.com

See all available an apartment apartments for rent at Crest Royal Apartments in San Francisco, CA. Crest Royal Apartments has rental units ranging from 680-1785 sq ft starting at $3300.

www.apartments.com

Not many reviews of the place available online that I'm seeing. Looks like a 600-800 sq ft hovel there runs a little over 3 grand a month.

edit: Hmm. Units 804 and 904 listed here have a view through a window that overlooks that comstock apartment building from the same side I want to say it looks like he's on at least the 6th floor, so that puts it outside of the hovel layouts and into the $6,200 2bed/2ba range. 704 is also listed as available on zillow. So 604? 1004 seems too high for the angle he took compared to the other two buildings on the right.

Crest Royal Apartments - 1310 Jones St San Francisco CA 94109 | Apartment Finder

Family-built, and family-owned luxury apartment building in a prime Nob Hill location. Timeless mid-century design throughout, and incomparable views, in addition to 24-hour Doorman service, valet parking, and on-site building manager. Centrally-located with fabulous walkability and access to...

www.apartmentfinder.com

 

[HackerX]

So here's a very old picture of Adam Sessler that I found in the pissmaster archives
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He is an Extremely Funny Comedy Man™

I want to believe that's his real hair because it would explain so much

 

[OutInTheRain]

He thinks he knows how to conquer 2023.

He looks like MovieBob in this picture.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Some YouTubers like Geeks + Gamers and Yellow Flash submitted videos about Adam Sessler's latest meltdown thanks to Lofti Pixels on Twitter.

And holy shit. They weren't kidding.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

You know what they say: A man's insults usually speak a lot about him more than it does the insult's targets.
This is one deeply insecure man, worried about his place in society because chances are he has not much of a skillset to guarantee steady employment, especially in mainstream media.

And dick sizes, because of course.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I apologize if this has been posted but Jesus what a bitter and miserable human being. I really wish people like Adam would just fuck off to their Mastodon echo chamber already so I didn't have to see his whining.

Gamergate really fucked people's brains up when it comes to gamers and gaming culture.

 

[Doseferatu]

I enjoy, in particular, how there is exactly one supportive comment for Adam in this thread.



EDIT -
And it's this one:


with this kind of engagement:


I think this says something about the people willing to stand by Adam.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Let him rant and rave. The more he does the more he exposes him and his ilk for what they are. Grifters. I don't think this was the case with Adam decades ago. I think decades ago Adam did care and like gaming. However, as he grew older he became disillusioned with his lot in life. He spent his life doing nothing but gaming. He wanted gaming and gamers to "grow up", "mature" and become more "political" in order to validate his existence and wasting his life on something that most consider to be a hobby. When gamers refused to "mature" and fall in line to political narratives he has grown to be more and more bitter and hateful. The drugs and alcohol also hasn't helped.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

He keeps going and going

 

[bushidobrown]

He keeps going and going
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Insane levels of copium from Sessler. He's had what...nearly 2 decades to move on from the gaming industry?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Uh, what is it exactly that he's going to do if he no longer wants anything to do with games? Retiring at 49 to just tweet?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

He keeps going and going
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Dude is just delusional.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I was looking through the replies to see what the people who give Adam Sessler asspats look like and lol...

This is 100% a tranny.

Pronouns in bio? Very masculine nerdy hobbies? A man's jawline and massive man hands? Troon mutuals?

 

[Strix454]

Uh, what is it exactly that he's going to do if he no longer wants anything to do with games? Retiring at 49 to just tweet?

He has effectively been retired since 2012. All he has going for him is diminishing nostalgia among a small set of people who used to watch him on cable TV when cable TV was more of a thing. I think he lives in San Francisco and some people who live there feel sorry for him. That is his life today. There is nowhere for him to go beyond gaming. He has a literature degree and has never done anything other than being on-air talent for high-school play quality cable TV shows.

He fronted for a few years for a company making online advertising software (the bad kind). He likes to describe it as him being the "founder" of an AI software company and not mention what it was really about. His role was kind of like that of a retired boxer being paid to stand around at a Las Vegas hotel. He certainly doesn't know anything about AI or software. And he left the company under undisclosed circumstances before it was sold to reddit.

The last thing he announced is that he is going to "write books". Which is probably code-words for hanging out in apartments and doing substances paid for by his simps. By his twitter activity, he must be really bored.

He is an uneducated and untalented guy who thinks he is a genius because he was on TV. I think of him on Twitter as doing a "dancing hobo" act. He is a bum. You throw dimes at him and he does his little act with the yo mama jokes and the dick jokes. You don't really laugh with him. You laugh at him. He is a case study in why being on TV rots the brain and why a tiny amount of celebrity can be a really bad thing.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Insane levels of copium from Sessler. He's had what...nearly 2 decades to move on from the gaming industry?

Two decades he could've used his media experience and connections to work at a news outlet covering technology and politics. Two decades where he could've used his name to quickly climb the ranks and become a senior correspondent. Two decades where he could go to parties and clink champagne glasses with every other blue verified checkmark on Twatter.


Instead he has two decades that can be summed up on a forty page Kiwi Farms thread and a Wikipedia bio that includes the phrase "Republicans are stupid and drink piss."