Alex Jones: NWO Wars - Alex Jones releases a Metal Slug clone

[Mr. Duck]

https://alexjonesgame.com/

Game looks decent, but no way i'm paying almost 20 dollars for a Metal Slug clone, also apparently it only runs inside a browser so that makes it extra shit.

EDIT: The Mario clip he shows when he mentions it is from a bootleg NES game.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I refuse to give a bunch of Sandy Hook Crisis Actors 20 dollars to play this game.

 

[R00T]

he's gonna have to blow five guys to get a good review i bet.

 

[Breadbassket]

I give this game ten gay frogs out of ten.

 

[Twinkletard]

It'll be better than Starfield.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

but no way i'm paying almost 20 dollars for a Metal Slug clone

More for me!

 

[Sugriva]

Looks like absolute KINO

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I give this game ten gay frogs out of ten.

 

[The Last Stand]

First Kyle Rittenhouse, now Alex Jones. I guess many zoomers ARE turning conservative.

 

[Pee Cola]

I'd unironically buy this if there was a physical version for the Sega Genesis.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

I'd unironically buy this if there was a physical version for the Sega Genesis.

I want to make a handheld that plays two games:

1. NWO Wars
2. NWO Wars in green monochrome

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Damn, haven't paid attention but "Punished Alex Jones" doesn't look well.

 

[Grin Machine]

Metal Slug clone is an inspired choice for an Alex Jones game. I hope we get a turn-based FF-style JRPG next. The InfoWars IP is criminally underutilized in vidya.

 

[anustart76]

How did they not make it a Doom clone, Alex Jones is perfect for the role of Doomguy

 

[BrunoMattei]

Obligatory:

I'll play it. Fuck it. It looks fun and I have yet to play a truly bad Metal Slug clone.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

still not the most edgy Metal Slug

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Alex Jones is too Woke for me I'll stick to Angry Goy 2.

 

[Kulee Baba]

To register on Kiwifarms do you still have to watch that Jones music video? Should be replaced with having to beat stage 1 of this game.

 

[The Tall Man]

That is exactly the aesthetics I would have expected from a game about a tranny porn addicted penis pills salesman.
Very nice, 10 secret satanic Nazis out of 10

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Jones is pretty smart with the timing on this. Today is pay day for a lot of Americans.