Horrorcow Alexander Gordon Jahans / Alex Jahans / Gordon Jones / Farshnuke / Alasdair Jakes - Sweaty youtuber with anger issues, Cannibalism Enthusiast

[Tranhuviya]

So, this dude has potential, most definitely. So, I'm compiling links and running down the key information.

• Youtube
  • Main well of content, featuring political rants.
  • A trailer showing a terminal case of autism-induced social awkwardness.
  • He doesn't edit videos, save for that intro about his being autistic, left-wing, and against the alt-right. At all. Period.
  • Also contains gameplay videos with "snarky" and oh so clever commentary. Notably, a let's play of Skyrim at a whopping 5 FPS.
• Hipster Welfare
  • Features Jahans's "writings" on political issues. Might be worth further examination, as most of these seem to be ADK-tier if not worse.
• The Official Subreddit.
  • Most likely created by Jahans himself, as this has no posts. Whatsoever.
• Twatter
  • Cursory examination seems to show this to be a cross-social media platform.
• Facebook
  • 1,000+ images to be trawled through.
• Deviantart
  • Appears to be a storehouse for experiments in fiction writing at most.
• Blogspot
  • Updated relatively recently. Appears to once have been a pop-culture review venue, but is more about Jahans and his views now.

 

[Zarkov]

The illegitimate child of Chris-chan and Kylie Brooks.

 

[Kiras left nipple]

is this a time lord future milo stewart???

 

[Feline Darkmage]

No mention of the new religion /pol/ made up to bait him? And how he fell for the bait?

https://m.facebook.com/The-Esoteric-Jahanists-1632589203718400/

 

[Esoteric Jahanist]

Edit: Source - http://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/1153372/

Preliminary consensus on this act is something to do with "wiping away the filth of society by thine own hand"

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oe9E7W7VZbQ&feature=youtu.be&t=4m45s

 

[Rudol von Stroheim]

Oh my god, he just gets worse.

 

[AnOminous]

There was a previous attempt to start a thread on this guy. For some reason it didn't take off even though this motherfucker is crazy beyond the level of any average lolcow here.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alexander-jahans.18637/

Okay, let's not bury the lede. This guy wants to inject feces and urine into you. No. Really.

http://farsh-nuke.blogspot.co.uk/2015/08/laura-queen-of-earth.html

A woman steps up.

Lucy injects her with 7 centiliters of shit.

“Any reaction?” asks Lucy

“I guess I find you hot.” says the woman.

Lucy makes a note “Next.”

Sally holds up the sack “If you could just climb inside please?”

*

5 centiliters of cum, 1 centiliter of vomit, 1 centiliter of blood.

A short pretty woman steps up.

Lucy injects her.

The /cow/ board has actually done a good job tracking this absolute loony.
http://8ch.net/cow/res/251169.html https://archive.is/D5tRb

His YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/farshnuke

Why does he look so weird? Well, he has a bizarre genetic condition called Kallmann Syndrome, which means you never enter puberty. So he looks like a 10 year old kid even though he's an adult, and only recently started getting testosterone injections, which means his freakish, murderous fetishes are now acting up and he's turning into a potentially violent lunatic.

Also, his politics. He's a right-wing Trump supporter. No actually not. He's a fucking liberal. He wants to murder everyone who disagrees with him.

Why the fuck do we not have an active thread about this crazy motherfucker?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I woulda just bumped the old thread about him. Reading all the shit on cow has been a ride.

Of course a male feminist SJW is just overcompensating for his immense bigotry and psychosis.

 

[AnOminous]

I woulda just bumped the old thread about him. Reading all the shit on cow has been a ride.

Of course a male feminist SJW is just overcompensating for his immense bigotry and psychosis.

I contemplated just bumping it but decided to start a new one. I'm not a huge fan of necro.

But Jahans is.

Why would anyone ever post something like this? (I guarantee you will not be able to stand watching this hour long bout of madness.)

 

[GS 281]

I'm not a huge fan of necro.

@Superhustle

 

[Odie Esty]

Good to see this thread coming back, in the down time between farms Jahans was single handedly keeping me topped off. He produces so much raw content it's too much for one person to sift through. He uploads at least a video a day and most of them push an hour. Ironically, today's video is only 8 minutes and is heavily rehearsed.

ignore the time code, the last 2 minutes are a (now outdated) outro he made previously. Credit where it's due, Jahans has genuinely become a much better speaker since his early days, but the content of his speech still leaves a lot to be desired. Jahans portrays himself both as not worth their time and as their savior, mostly to delude himself into thinking he isn't a bad person (he is). It's mostly just a lot of Alt Right boogeyman talk, and him continuing the trend of appropriating shitlord language without really understanding it. A lot of "safespace' and "snowflakes" thrown around. There's also the inclusion of my new favorite term, "Cuckphobic".

 

[MysteriousStranger]

Oh, yeah - I found this guy during the hiatus (or should I say The Hiatus). I think somebody from the ED forums linked to this video of him ranting about "the genocidal" - by which he seems to mean Trumpkins.

 

[AnOminous]

I guess reviving this thread was well-timed. The spastics at Daily Stormer just put this fat moron on their front page.

http://www.dailystormer.com/antifa-is-coming-for-us/

Bloody hell, mate.

They’re coming for us.

What do we do…?

I myself am thinking about dropping out of the Alt-Right completely.

To be fair, if you're a Nazi, it must be nice to have an even bigger degenerate than yourself to mock.

Good to see this thread coming back, in the down time between farms Jahans was single handedly keeping me topped off.

Me too. I can't recommend the /cow/ threads on this guy more highly. They don't often scoop us, but they really scooped the fuck out of us on this guy.

Seriously, when writing torture porn about Jim Sterling is the LEAST weird thing you've done, you're shockingly fucked up. Yes, he really did that.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

E S O T E R I C

 

[Foltest]

He has a massive amount of paper at the side of his bed. he should hid it before he makes a video.

 

[Rudol von Stroheim]

I've always been confused as to why this thread didn't get as popular because this guy is horrific in so many ways. The friend who directed my attention to him initially actually lived beside him at one point and knew him in person. Between him pushing a card of his youtube channel beneath their door and angrily pointing out that he had heard them having sex with their partner one night; he was like that friend's personal lolcow for years before he started spamming youtube with hour long insane videos.

 

[DuskEngine]

@Null

 

[GK 090]

I guess he is tired of bitching about the alt-right now and wants to go back to writing essays about how the Tardis works.

 

[AnOminous]

He has a massive amount of paper at the side of his bed. he should hid it before he makes a video.

If you mean the toilet paper, he keeps rolls and rolls of it beside his bed and lays it out as a landing strip to ejaculate on. He's pointed this out in the past in his usual tradition of excruciating TMI.

 

[Foltest]

If you mean the toilet paper, he keeps rolls and rolls of it beside his bed and lays it out as a landing strip to ejaculate on. He's pointed this out in the past in his usual tradition of excruciating TMI.

okkaay. Now I have an image that I don't want on my eyeballs.