Allen John Jones III / Coolbreeze88 / Ambition1394 / XBLspartanx170 / Webmaster16 / NoName360 / Axis - A Modern Gallelio: Alt-Right, Black Cock Enthusiast, PK A-Log, TGWTG Fanboy, Bath Salts User

Artist Genius with an IQ of 130+

  • Artists are Usually Geniuses

    Votes: 43 4.2%

  • I wish I was that Smart

    Votes: 249 24.6%

  • Nigga Ain't no way he has 130 IQ

    Votes: 721 71.2%
  • Total voters
    1,013
Bani said:
Wow, this cow is only a few days old and he's already got a-loggers. This must be some sort of record.
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I wouldn't be surprised if that Antikiwicrusader guy he was talking to is also from here. He's just slightly more clever.
 
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Feline Darkmage said:
He's collecting ideologies like pokemon cards.
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I've written the first chapter of my fanfic origin story of coolbreeze88
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TL;DR He's a dirty Jew clone.

Chapter 1

Andy is a clone grown in a vat as part of a secret government research project. AsperJew130 was "born" a physical teenager with a brain that was completely blank with the exception of the most base animal instincts and copious amount of weapons grade autism. The clone was given a basic high school education through intensive traditional teaching methods and cutting edge direct thought injection. All his personal interactions with the staff were direct, professional and carefully controlled to provide the minimal amount of social interaction.

The CIA scientists told him repeatedly that he was hyper-intelligent (with an 130 IQ), very special and had a mommy who loved him very much. That a 130 IQ indicates exceptional intelligence was a lie of course--1 out of 50 people have IQ's of 130 or higher and it is well short of genius level--but that was a key part of the experiment. It was also explained to him that he was a dirty Jew and that this was a shameful thing that he should always try to hide from others.

The agency deemed the assignment of being AsperJew130's "mother" to be an emotional suicide mission, and as such would not be worth the loss of an agent or even a subcontractor. The solution was to abduct a truck stop prostitute, clean her up and train her to raise an non-empathetic abomination. They provided her with a full wardrobe of mom clothes (specifically chosen to cover her prison tattoos and track marks) and they moved her and the clone into an upper middle class neighborhood and thus began the monitoring phase.

AsperJew130 had no idea how to interact with this woman. He tried conversing with her as he had with the scientists and teachers, but she either stared blankly at him or said things that made no sense. The most troubling thing was that whenever he looked at her breasts (which oddly sagged much lower than those in anatomy class) he achieved an erection, which he knew meant that he was ready for sexual intercourse. After doing some internet research he discovered that sex with your mother is generally socially unacceptable, though a site called PornHub seemed to have endless examples of the practice. He suspected from his reading of various sites (he especially loved Wikipedia) that these videos were likely fake and he established his "no sex with mother" rule.

During his research on PornHub he discovered that black men--like those he often saw mopping the floors in the facility--have rather large penises. This was also about the time that Andy discovered masturbation <but that dear readers, is a story that will never be told>

ETA: cover inspired by the great Norman Boutin http://empress-theresa.wikia.com/wiki/Artwork
 
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ICametoLurk said:
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His twitter also has him bitching about Statism and Police, liking Black Lives Matter, and wanting College to be free because paid by the State despite having the idea of a State, and hating people who like Safe Spaces. Oh and also saw an anti-Trump liked post.

Oh and the twitter had a video
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I clicked on it and it showed this
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I don't know what's more surprising; that someone still makes YTP or that someone remembers Vivziepop.
 
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Squealer the Animalist said:
All I had to do was remove the "xbl" from "xblspartan170".
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Indeed, he even said on dA that's how to find him on XBL.
Interestingly, he's in full damage control and made his profile private, but not private enough.

His card (from two different sites):
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His avatar:
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Edgy.

I'm not familiar with how Xbox G points work, but I imagine you have to own a lot of games (and play them too) to rack up over 8k.

And on a side note, I believe I found his (banned) sock on dA - webmaster16.
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https://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/1670759/
He also made some "art" pieces, that share the same "style":
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https://webmaster16.deviantart.com/art/1-UP-273336486
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https://webmaster16.deviantart.com/art/The-Brunete-274291532

There are some other silly responses from this sock, like the following: https://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/1674292/
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Unfortunately I can't work this trace at the moment, so if anyone wants to have a blast, go for it.

EDIT: Yup, it's him alright.
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https://x-the-fox.deviantart.com/art/Steel-the-Riolu-275164986
 
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Oh, you guys are so mean. This genuine intellectual came to tell us how much smarter than he is than a shitlord artcow, by divulging all his personal accounts and info to us.
It's almost like he didn't read the Kiwifarm's TOS in not conjoining yourself with any personal accounts.
Except his ego kept him using the same handle everywhere...but surely to gloat! With no incriminating, or retarded cuck behaviour, he can throw open his closet - no skeletons, just intellectual and artistic genius!!
Oh...
Wait...
 
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ICametoLurk said:
I found his vidster account, and IT EVEN HAS MORE NIGGER PORN!

http://www.myvidster.com/profile/Coolbreeze88

Here are his followers on this account



















His list of favorite Nigger Cock porn videos
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That explains a whole lot.
 
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Coolbreeze88 reveals a lot about his hatred for Vivziepop and his motivations for doing so, complete with dumb memes that flow perfectly with the tone of the monologue. It sounds exactly like the way he types.

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"What's your life like, honey? You just draw pretty pictures. That's depressing"

Also, he simply can't keep prevent himself from using every single website he can as a political platform.
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Following the lead of webmaster16, it seems he's quite interested in manga. Even made one himself.
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https://da-mangamakers.deviantart.com/?comments_view=3&offset=660

Unfortunately, I was only able to find two images linked to it - the title card, drawn with pencil and a remastered version, colored digitally.
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https://webmaster16.deviantart.com/art/Genkai-Suko-273621464
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https://webmaster16.deviantart.com/art/Genkai-Suko-in-color-274065713
One thing to notice - the initials "AJ" at the top of the page. That's our 130 IQ person of interest.

And if anyone's curious with his choice of anime at the time, judging by art pieces he commented under - Dragon Ball, Naruto, Pokemon and Bleach.

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https://bekkalada.deviantart.com/art/Fable-III-Reaver-188682654
I wonder if he wanted to kill him because that character was the antagonist or because he suspected him of a mental illness.

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https://redgraf.deviantart.com/art/my-professor-273928126
While considering himself the greatest artist, he doesn't know graphics software.

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https://thelonecrow.deviantart.com/art/Celestia-s-Freedom-274603779
Given his distaste in MLP, he seems to know a bit about it. While showing his ego and superiority.
Also, saying he saw a lot of his friends getting the "MLP sickness" he had that artist in mind?
That's pretty much all there is. A bit of sperging, shitposting and spamming forums to gain followers. This trail is dead, but not uneventful.

And I'll leave you with this tidbit:
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https://forum.deviantart.com/devart/general/1674988/
Well, one thing is certain, he wasn't mistaking.
 
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This line from his first post sounds like it's from the incel's book of prayer: "But mark my words, she will rue the day..."

And this latest stuff. Any Singaporean with the least bit of education has native level English, so what's up with his IQ and that garblish? He could have kept it brief: "Your art is so much better than mine and you owe me online banter, you capitalist cunt!"
 
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Some comments from coolbreeze88's sock, webmaster16. Confrontation and dramatic roleplaying are the bread and butter of his social interactions.

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"yeah i just have that natural charm dont i?"
"imma go outside and get absolutely soaked in blood *audience gasp*"
 
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Every time someone posts one of his politics rambles, my eyes start glazing over. Guy sure can go on and on about shit he doesn't understand in the slightest. Based on his apparent flip-flopping all over the political (and autism) spectrum, I can only assume he's parroting someone... poorly. I wonder who his political role model is?
 
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