Am I mentally ill for copy and pasting these chat posts from ${Sandy}?

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Simone Simons released a solo album. Beautiful woman with a beautiful voice. Great music. God, what I would give to suffocate on her ginger pussy grinding on my face. Im thirsty for 90 proof ginger pussy juice. I cant sleep this album is so good and also I want her to sit on my face and suffocate me. I cant sleep this album is so good and also I want her to sit on my face and suffocate me. If I can't have a Simone Simons in me life I will simply stay single. hnng I NEEED GINGER METAL HEAD PUSSY NOW RIGHT NOW IF I CANT HAVE GINGER METAL HEAD PUSSY I WILL STAY SINGLE. IM NOT EVEN FUCKIN JOKING Aaaaahhhh MY COCK IS THROBBING WET METALHEAD DUTCH GINGER MILF BUSH ON YOUR FACE PAINT THE MONA LISA ON MY LIPS WITH THAT BRUSH I NEED IT AAAAHHHHHH Breathe in and smell wet ginger metal heat dutch mill bush? I NEED SIMONE SIMONS TO SUFFOCATE ME TO DEATH WITH HER FUCKING PUSSY. RAAAAAAH I NEED TO DO THE TANGERINE TANGO RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I NEED TO GO SAILING IN THE RED SEA LETS FUCKING GO Im not embarrassed at all. She got that pepperoni puzza I would floss my fucking teeth with her cunt hair. I refuse to apologize for being a man. I would literally have sex with a woman I'm attracted too. I know its cringe and gay, but I will do it. I simp for one woman and that is Simone Simmons I must be jewish cause I want that burning bush. I WANT TO SNIFF THAT DUTCH METAL TULIP LIKE IM FUCKIN BIG ED SNIFFIN STANKY PUSSY Who said white people cant handle spicy food. Im craving some fire crotch right now, a fucking delicacy. I want that red hot cheeto pussy! Also Simone Simons is very talented. One of my favorite musicians. GOD DAMN I CANT SLEEP HER FUCKIN PUSSY HAIR IS RED THE WHOLE MONTH. CALL ME FUCKING DRACULA BECAUSE A PERIOD DONT STOP NOTHING BUT A SENTENCE BABY. DRACULA DONT SUCK HE SCRAPES AND LICKS Im talking about my favorite musician. She is really talented and I want to eat her ginger pussy.

` ${sandy} wants to ${eatGingerPussy()} ` GOD DAMN THIS ALBUM IS SO GOOD. I WANT TO SUCK ON HER FUCKING GINGER TITTIES. I WANT HER TO WORK OUT ON A HOT HUMID DAY AND RIDE MY FACE. Amen. Wet Ginger Milf Tulip is kino. I won't retract this statement if you put a gun to my mothers head. Im gonna have a sneed chat reconnect moment burying my nose in wet ginger milf tulip fields. SNIFF Listen here, I do not beat my meat. I fucking tenderize that shit. Can you draw a ginger dutch milf? I will pay you. In exposure. I'll expose myself. just had mozzarella that was marinated in herbs and spices and I genuinely think authentic canned spray cheese flavored snack has more flavor. Mozzarella isn't real cheese. Pasteurized Spray chedder cheese flavor snack is real authentic and gourmet cheese. Europeans cant understand the subtleties of the refined american palette It would look good if the woman wearing it was a dutch ginger milf. That would go great with my programming socks

Im a programmer, people keep shit talking me and asking if I wear knee high socks. My friends talk shit all the time. My socks go half way up the calf because I wear boots...I will be purchasing thigh high socks right now. I make alot of Horny shitposts in sneed chat that are just jokes. But with simone simons I'm only kind of joking. I was 15 and discovered the band epica and I watched one of their music videos and I had a sexual awakening. I need metal head ginger milf pussy. Stinky pussy and horny stuff. Thats a shit post that started because of Ed. Flossing my teeth with Simone Simons pubic hairs is not a joke. Im gooning as we speak. Okay, Im being hyperbolic, thats the joke part. And sniffing pussy will never not be funny. Not once in my life have I seen a vagina and thought, "God I want sniff a snatch" Snatch n sniff I need to sniff a moist red dutch tulip. I need it like a need oxygen.

I'd drag my cock and balls through a mile of fiber glass and acetone for a chance to snif red head dutch milf pussy. my dick? Yes Im gonna go get more beer. Cya later. Also look up Simone Simons solo album. Great metal musician and I would eat her red ginger bush like its thanks giving dinner. I'd eat it like Im a holocaust victim and she is an american soldier giving me an mre. It did actually. I'd eat simone simons pussy if it killed me. Okay guys, I decided to kick on this punk band called the Distillers. Great band, you guys should check it out. I would eat Brody Dalle's goth aussie pussy like its shrimp on the bahbie mate. Call it an aussie kiss cause its like a french kiss but down undah I'd munch on her vegemite sandwich. Oy cunt I'd drink her tiddy milk like its a can of fosters. Sneed chat is cutting off like Im cutting myself off while edging to goth aussie punk bitches. I would munch on that kangaroo pouch like a koala munches on leaves.

I have taken a vow of chastity and then you said yellow which is making it hard for me cause rn I'm ravenously horny for chink pussy. I hate trannies so much because they do not have wet pussy they have cock and balls. Its not ironic, its just called a fucking joke retard. To be fair. The horny shitposting literally started because I was making fun of Ed. And its still funny to me. Lidl is more of a pick me than Feefee Lidl thirsts over Null because he wants to have gay sex with him. Lmao I just notice a pattern that all the trannies on this site seem to share alot of the same opinions about men as Lidl does. Whats not a bit is when I discuss my favorite dutch metal singer but I'm not getting into that right now. Watch it turn out that Null has a fiance and she made an account to shitpost as a misandrist that is thirsty for null. Its the funniest scenario, Lidl being a man is the most realistic scenario.

volcel isn't even a bad thing. Like, I horny shitpost alot but in reality I actually don't enjoy casual sex and I avoid it. We aint doing casual sex around here. We do ranked competitive sex. Aliens. We need a term for someone who can and has gotten laid but has a hard time actually getting romantic relationships. Because thats me. I used to be really pale from years of working night shift. Like you could see the veins in my face. I am a vampmaxxing Vlad. I take that as a compliment. If I was a gay Iraqi defense minister I would text swedish men and say, "I want to fuck you, sex sex sex." I decided to go to therapy for my gooning addiction but I called it off at the last second. You are pretty cool, lets share the needle. My mom found the erotic Fallout Fan fiction I wrote about Lily and Veronica and their passionate and lustful wasteland romance. WRONG. *LOUD BUZZER NOISE* YOU CANT EVER HAVE TOO MUCH FENT. I must be jewish cause Im always thinking about money.

Niggas think I'm gay cause I said Im always chasing that sack. Bitches be like, "Men can't make me cum." Ever consider the fact that I don't care? Im like a navy seal, in and out and nobody knows I was there. Smooth operator. I will cuddle if she makes me mac n cheese. I have a raging "good morning" right now. The only easy day was yesterday, cause today is rock hard yknowhatimsayin man You call my penis an unwashed meatstick but I think a more appropriate description is a Spicy Slim Jim. Okay, I lied. Its a lil smokie. Learning to program so I can make siri a horny cellular slut. I dont take anxiety meds. My body is a finely tuned machine. Without constant anxiety my bloodpressure tanks and I pass out. Nigger cattle? Uhm, thats racist. We use the term bipoc here. Bisexual person of cattle.

I used to have a springer spaniel and one time i was really drunk and saw her sleeping on the dog bed and I thought she looked adorable so I laid down on the floor to hug her and scratch her tummy and I passed out from being drunk and woke up sleeping on the dog bed and she was sleeping on my bed. I smoke that kamala kush and I eat that kamala bush. Chowing down on that police state democrat curry. You didn't just fall out of a coconut tree? Yeah, Well I did if you consider my mothers vagina a coconut tree. Alright, its time to smoke a fag. And then I think I'll light up a cigarette after wards. You play Sims 4 to experience your ideal life. I play sims 4 for the sex mods. We are the same. Jizz Lane Maxwell Moved to scotland so I can find a red headed beauty and I found her but she stabbed me with a screw driver and stole my heroin. I moved to Ireland to find a red headed beauty and a Somali immigrant robbed me for my car keys, hopped into the car and it fucking exploded.

What if you are 50 and you went on a business trip to Thailand? 18 year old british girl: "I'm saving myself for somebody special." 10 Paki Immigrants: "Everyone is special in their own way." I need a cigarette. Cant fall asleep. Did too much coke. Nigger, I got so much powder in my nose I make Nick Rekieta look like a straight edge conservative dad that works as a lawyer. WOOO I can't understand cucks. We invite a guest over and my wife gets to fuck them but not me? Uh. No. That woman needs to know her place, she is the one who sits in the corner and watches while I have sex with the neighbor. Fellas, what would you do if your girlfriend caught you cheating and told your wife? My name is mud. Who would win in a fight? Mud? Or Joe Dirt? Im trying to say more silly shit but Im sleep deprived and Im trying not to butcher my sentences like Jeffrey Dahmer butchers his boy toys. Inside of you are two dogs. You are a white woman.

I know its debateable whether or not the Irish are real people but calling the lady an african is pretty harsh. Hey gringo, I am a potato fucker. Retards need some lovin too. I'd fuck an actual potato too if it had a fat ass. City boys use a fleshlight. Country boys make due. Boil em, mash em, toss em in a stew. Nah. The Irish are actually secretly demons, thats why they turn red in the sun. I cook a few meals, I'm not a chef. I played basketball once, I'm not an athlete. I read a book, I'm not a scholar. But you suck one dick by accident and you get labelled as a cock sucker for life. Gotta keep your covid mask on so you dont suck a dick by accident. I never sucked a dick lol. Lifeguard has. If you suck a dick you have to apologize to god. I know I'll never do gay shit because I have crippling anxiety so I'd be too scared of everyone thinking I'm gay.

Well, I do find beautiful women sexually attractive and would have sex with them after marriage for the sake of reproduction, so Im basically a gooner. Which is fuckin gay. I am bored and can't sleep so Im just saying whatever outlandish shit comes to mind. Let him cook? No buddy. Let his wife cook while we watch football. Its 23 minutes after midnight. Ice Spice farts into the mic? Show me the video...because I want to laugh at it ofcourse. Sniff that queef. Ice spice pussy must taste like lawry's seasoning and 5 gum. Trannies really watched shemale porn and went. "Yes, Im gonna live like this and demand everyone plays along." What the fuck dude. Same happened to me. I watch Berserk once, and I really wish I could be like Guts so I take steroids and talk in a gravelly voice. No, but I cut my hand off and replaced it with a cannon anyways cause thats fuckin cool. Keep getting 502 gateways right before I was going to commence my rant about racemixxing. WE CANT ALLOW RACE MIXING EVER!

Society would collapse if we let big black niggers breed our delicate white women. Can you imagine just how bad things will get the more the races mix? Do you people really want to live in a world where white women are getting all their holes filled by giant throbbing veiny girthy nigger dicks? If that is what you want, you are a cuck. Im just so angry about race mixing. White women are supposed to make kids with white men. That is the natural order of things. They shouldn't be getting their holes gaped with giant nigger dicks and then getting blasted in the face with nigger cum. The only people who are okay with that are Jews and Cucks. Hopefully the bitches are not having sex with niggers right now. That would be reprehensible. What's his phone number? So I can threaten him of course. That is Jenny's number retard. I talk to her every night, she is a valid woman. I dont jack off to blacked porn. I am only interested in kino red headed women, not niggers.

Im just joking because fuckin half the white supremacists I see on the internet can't go more than 5 minutes without mentioning white women and niggers having sex. That is absolutely true. Muttley did that shit all the time before he was banned. Yes he did. I disagreed with him about something once and he just started ranting about race mixxing. "strawman" Its called satire, dipshit. No I disagreed with him and said I thought there were some good black people and he started ranting about niggers and brought up white women sucking bbc like 3 times lol. It was a long long fucking time ago and if you don't believe me I don't care. He isnt even the kiwi age of consent yet. Because of context. Also, you have no idea who muttley is. Actually I am not obsessed with nigger cocks. I am obsessed with white pussy. I was using him as an example. Holy fuck you are getting so mad over a joke. He is muttley or nate. Lets put bets. Muttley got banned like one day before Eggy Bunts joined. Hmmm

I want some cheeze its. Anyways, I also think its wrong for mexicans and white people to have sex. Like I would never have sex with a mexican because I'm not a brick, so why the fuck would I want to be laid by a mexican. Imagina a mexican girl riding your face. That shit probably tastes like elotes and chalula. Not my cup of tea. I want to fuck a greek whore. That bitches furburger lips would be like pita bread. Dude, spend 20 minutes on pol and then try to seriously tell me that half the white supremacists on the internet dont have a thinly veiled cuck fetish. But Im the fuckin bad guy for making a joke about it. Lmao NO YOU DUMB NIGGER. ITS SATIRE. ITS A JOKE. THIS ISNT FUCKING DEBATE CLUB VAUSH. "straw man strawman" You thinking me making a joke is a serious confession about my sexual preferences is a fucking strawman you moron. You buffoon. I am very angry, God forgive me for saying this, but you are a dingus. An imbecile even.

YOUR JOKE ABOUT NIGGER DICKS THAT IS INTENTIONALLY HYPERBOLIC IS A STRAWMAN. Would you please fuck off back to reddit. Sissy gooner detected. How does he even know who big Ed is? Lmfao That is Nate. I'll put 10 dollars on it. Its Nathaniel David Matthews who lives at 255 Cherry Ave. Merritt Island, Florida btw. Yeah. This guy is using a sock. Im calling it. He is using knee high pink and baby blue tranny socks with little frills around the thighs too. There was like two segments on Nate. Not two fucking mati episodes. Yeah. Not two episodes. All this talking about Nate got us side tracked from the reall issue at hand. Giant girthy black dicks. You think if I start spamming incel shit and terror threats he'll give me money for an ar-15? Then I'll take the money and spend it all on a new gaming pc. what does he mean by this? "Captain said the budgets tight. No false flag attacks this quarter." I cant sleep and Im out of ciga.

I looked through that honeypot site and now I am going to make my username iamjustsendingthisleter for every thing I sign up for. ew dude why are you talking about breeding niggers. WE GOT A MUD SHARK HERE. Every time I see a turkish womans hairy ass arms I think, "What she has between her legs must be the Bush that did 9/11." Jesus christ. Its 1:27. I need to sleep. I have a long day of gooning to sissy hypno tomorrow. Woops this isnt discord. I meant to say I have a long day of Killing niggers tomorrow BUUUUDY Dont post ip logger links in chat. I think a majority of my posts are shitposts or me getting angry and saying something stupid while drunk What if we only kill niggers that stick their giant juicy meaty cocks inside white women? You call other people a faggot and yet, you are a bit limp around the wrist yourself. Im god awful and not even that based. Its-Its just that My posts They are Le ironic I'd marry a 12 year old if she was 18 years old.

And now the second chapter of my manifesto has come to a close. Now you all see why we need to finish what Mr Anime started. He did say he had something big planned. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ Me when I'm planning something big: "HEY DAD, Can you come to my room for a second!" Elliot Roger, Randy Stair, and Mr Anime having rough sweaty bareback gay sex. I ruined your day with one message. Yeah, niggers having rough sweaty gay sex is worse tbh. Babies control their mothers in the womb like its Neon Genesis Evangelion so they can make that bitch ravenously hungry for red lobster and butter. no retard. Read my message again. Do you know how silly you sound. Why are people bitching about wukong not being diverse? The main character is literally black. Game about a black guy fighting chinese monsters. ook ook eek eek BLACK myth: wukong Main character is Black So fucking on the nose. Nigger Fable: Liz Fong

Dude wtf. I heard Oprah Winnfrey is worth billions of dollars? How good you think that nigger is at pickin cotton to be worth that much? I heard Josh Null died. He was coming back to america and it was a boeing jet. That isnt a meme its a sexy mermaid knight Im gonna make a website for farming a specific fruit but some fucking asshole owns the domain I want and wont sell it to me. Its a forum for farming. No Its for kiwis Idk Nulls favorite cheese I like laughing cow cheese I also heard its nulls favorite. Its sonic the hedge hog OC flavored cheese spread Its delicious and authentic pasteurized cheese flavored dairy snack spread Spray cheese is better than a wheel of aged gouda or whatever the fuck those apes in europe eat. The pussy I eat has that microbial rennet Stinky cheese I sniff that cheese feet cheese I am a crazy loser but I'm not like Ed or Nate levels of crazy loser. I still think the smelly pussy shit is hilarious even if Ed was a creep

what about the 19 year old autistic swedish girl that is obsessed with freddy fazbear It was Eva Xephon iirc. Ed wanted to sniff that sürstromming Idk if she changed her username. It was in DMs I stopped using dms because of the catler shit and I was just not interested in getting caught up in a weird drama cause I was randomly added to that dm chain. Kkk is the best dm though. It keeps getting cucked by a big black null though Dude I feel like I end up using sneedchat more than the actual forum sometimes. I joined cause of cyraxxx shit lol. It was a few months before he got his ass beat. I also liked the Mati podcast before I even started using the site. Null is fucking boring most of the time and I like it when he goes unhinged and starts yelling about shit. When somebody sends a super chat that makes null go, "Listen here fucker" thats funny null raped my butt So yes he doesnt spend all day on social media.

Literally following your dream is better than just going along with the flow even if you fail. Thats why Also, florida is gay. Fuck that humidity Imagine being out in humid ass heat and then sitting down for a shit FUCK THAT IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH RAVENOUS FOR PUSSY. I NEED PUSSY RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO FUCK YOU. SEX SEX SEX. I NEED TIGHT PINK FUCKABLE PUSSY GRINDING ON MY FACE. MY BEARD IS A PUSSY EATING BIB. BEARD SO BUSHY ITS TICKLING HER THIGHS. AMISH MEN GOT A FULL BEARD WHEN THEY ARE EATING HAIRY PUSSY I GOT WITH A ROIDED UP MUSCULAR BITCH AND SHE GRABBED MY HEAD AND SLAMMED MY FACE AGAINST HER DRIPPING WET PUSSY SO HARD I GOT A BROKEN NOSE. I FUCKED A BITCH THAT WAS A DENTIST. THAT BITCH GAVE ME SOMETHING TO FLOSS WITH. God damn it was like vietnam down there. I took one look at that bush and said, 'This shit did 9/11' I felt like indiana jones looking for lost fuckin treasure. I fucked a chick that had an abortion. I was like shit, this makes me tomb raider.

I one time I fucked a dirty wetback that just hopped over the border. She was so sweaty that I plugged my nose before I ate that taco. Shit tasted like a pork chalupa with cheese One time I had sex with an indian girl and got the clap. That fucking curry was too spicy. I fucked her pujeet Don't knock it. Fucking wetbacks is great sometimes. When you are high, you get taco bell. And also she was a good friend. Im on tor talways oeating rpussy Im gonna go to bed Been trying to lucid dream so I can eat pussy while I sleep. Lmao Nom nom nom uh on sorry honey! I was eating pussy in my sleep again. Woopsie! I ate some pussy by accident. I was riding my bike and I crashed and ate it. And by it I mean pussy. You are what you eat? I must be a pussy. YO WE GOT PORN IN CHAT MODS MODS THEY ARE BEING HORNY IN CHAT Not me. I WOULD NEVER! Oh heavens no Not haha, not kidding, not unless We are a christian chat No sex in this chat. Sex is degenerate.

I mean what kind of weirdo talks about eating sweaty hairy vaginas in a christian chat room! Disgusting I dont know why you would "drink pussy liqour" or "tear into that moist carpet like a cat on cocaine" Thats unholy Shame! Shame! What do robot fuckers and body builders have in common? They both like pumping iron. Good morning I have woken up from my slumber and its time to fedpost about vaginas. Im gonna plant an ied in that pussy. Should I make tacos or rice today? I only know how to make tacos or rice. Rice does sound pretty good. But I figured out how to make bomb ass tacos with dirt cheap ingredients. I have 4 cats Nah. My dog likes to cuddle with the kittens. I got 5 dogs, 4 cats, and like 12 chickens. chicken tacos sound good I just dont want to kill any of my chickens rn. yes. The eggs and the meat are much more flavorful.

Raising chickens can be rough sometimes. Just when you think its easy, bam one dies of heat stroke and now you gotta fucking go outside 3 times a day and spray them with the hose. Not to cool them off, Im just cruel. I dont kill them unless I have too many roosters. Then Im making chicken soup. Yeah, its pretty great as soup. With some dumplings. Fuck yes I mostly have hens and they lay eggs. 2 of them don't, but we like them so they get to live. For now. yeah. There is one that isnt laying, and she is a big fat bird, but she has black and yellow feathers and its adorable so I cant bring myself to harvest that one. We got another one that doesnt lay but she is sweet and lets you pick her up. She would be eaten if she wasn't so adorable. I like to kill things and eat them but I have a heart. my cock is actually in your moms chest Shes deep throating my shit Im hungry. Time to cook Just gave the chickens some sneed feed and seed and the silkie rooster is crowing happily.

We're so black Das right We wouldnt even be alive cause that bacteria would be dead from the primordial soup not being primordial soup anymore. this is true. My parents met back in the 80's when my dad bonked her with a club and dragged her into his cave and fed her mammoth meat until she bunga'd with him. Swedish Femboys? With big smooth swedish butts? Uh. Ew! I would never be into that. No, femboys with big round femboy butts and tight boy pussies is gay! When I was 12 I was tested and they said I read at the college level and Im wondering what the fuck happened cause Im retarded now. Damn it. They said drugs would free my mind and all I got was brain damage. Huffing coochie like Im an abo and that pussy is a gas can. Huffing that pussoline I was reading at college level in 6th grade. because I started drinking alot at 17 and now I'm 25 and I have holes in my brain.

I was tested and they said I have the same ability for reading comprehension as a college student. Not that I was reading fucking scientific articles lol. idk. I was pretty good in english. Shit at everything else. I won a couple of writing contests. Im not even trying to brag, I was just saying I feel like I was more sharp when I was younger. its not gay because there is no such thing as a swedish man. Be eloquent but concise. Deliver the message in an easy to understand way. Don't write like Jean Paul Sartre. If you want to write well, make your message easy to understand and straight forward then you can revise it to add in the big words and sound smart. Thats my writing advice. Amazing writing. Now I can revise it. Nick Rekieta is a wannabe comedian. I can make more funny jokes about pussy liqour while Im half asleep and shitposting in sneed chat than Rekieta can while drunk and coked up. I liked the gunslinger novels but I never finished the series. Stephen King is such a faggot.

Dude. Like, how much does he post on twitter all day? $500 million dollars famous author, does nothing but post on twitter bitching about trump. I fucking hate seeing rich people post on twitter all day. YOU HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. DO YOU NOT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO. i shitpost online cause im poor. If I had alot of money I can think of alot of things to do aside from use fucking kiwi farms or twitter. $500 million dollar networth. What you doing? Going fishing? Going to the bahamas? Touring europe? Or bitching about Trump on twitter? Im not seething. I just think stephen king is a fucking faggot. If I had the same money as stephen king I would open up a Bar and give everyone free drinks. If I had $500 million I would give Lidl $1000000 to prove he is a girl. Lidl Moist DO NOT FUCKING TEMPT ME ILL DO IT its not rape because I consent ERP for money? Nigga what I can get paid to say outlandish horny shit. Dude

Imagine just typing like *sniffs pussy* Smells delectable. And getting $20 I can smell that surstromming Jocko Willink does navy seal ERP in Roblox. Seal Team 1488 Based Jocko, protecting our country by getting feds killed As the navy seals say! "Arf Arf arf" Eggy is Lidl who is null who is Josh who is John Potter. His fetish is being harassed He jacks off but unlike dsp he turns off the camera. I gotta pee. And get a beer. Good bye niggers. Tunnel vision I dont live in fresno anymore. I live in beverly hills because I got kicked out of my house and some random cougar said I can live there but she makes me do drugs and whips me. Dude she makes me do heroin and eat her pussy So Im living with some chick and I dont even remember her name and she is sucking my cock I havent played roblox since I was like 12. I have no clue why people still play that game. Its been around for like 15 years and its dogshit.

2020 came around and every 10 year old became an ipad baby and now Roblox is making 11 year old gooners. Im a dude The original name was SandyHooker and I changed it. Cause it seemed like bad taste lol NO NOT THE SISSY HYPNO. PLEASE! Toy box killer God dude I read the transcripts of his audio files he played. His wife was on it, he had his dogs fuck his victims. He'd beat them and all kinds of shit then gave them a cocktail of drugs so they thought it was a bad dream. Shit made John Wayne Gacey look like Mr Rogers. Dude The French and Indian war must have smelled awful Set off a dirty bomb in brazil and it got cleanr. No women for president These hoes are bitches. Dude, all they eat is spicy curry and shit in the street. Ofcourse teargas and stink bombs dont affect them. I mean, if I was angry and wanted to beat up cops and I suddenly smell shit I'd assume the cops are so scared they shit themselves.

I used to work near an open air sewage plant and it would stink and I genuinely got worried It was me smelling bad because I was so sweaty. I wasnt talking about pussy stink. I was talking about the smell of a sewage plant. Now sometimes its the same scent. But not usually. I had some beer and vodka last night and I started fedposting on x and I woke up with a hangover and I was banned from x. one time I had a glass jar with weed and I dropped it and smoked weed that might have had glass shards in it still. He is dead If you take alot And close your eyes Splotches in your vision is from high blood pressure. I used to wake up every morning and everything looked like a less colorful acid trip for a few minutes and now I drink more water and Im fine. Try slamming down a bunch of water. Too much drugs and dehydration will fuck with your eyesight. I tried crypto and broke even once and I would have made a ton of money if I held.

Anyone ever mix weed with adhd meds and you feel your heart stop for a second and you just stop mid sentence and its like a human windows blue screen for 5 seconds? I stopped doing that shit because that scared the fuck out of me. Well I still use adhd meds but I dont mix it with weed. Makes me impulsive and you get false flag heart attacks. Yeah. I understand you have autism but there is something called satire. I do meth and goon as a joke. But fr, I think adhd medicine is helpful if you are doing something like reading a book or coding. If you have nothing to do, its gonna make you hyper focused on wiki pages or make you horny. it was le ironic. Ever heard of the GOONING MEME. Normies like you wouldnt understand my humor. Its an ironic meme you dip. AHA IVE OUTWITTED YOU ONCE AGAIN. I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO GOON I just admit im an addict. Shits great. I get alot done on it. It helps with reading. But I dont need it.

I fucking hate reading because the second I decide to open a book everyone takes it as a sign that I want to have a conversation I live with other people. Also my friends will start trying to text me. BEEN GOONING ALL NIGHT. SLEEPING ALL DAY. OVERTIME HOURS ILL NEVER GET LAID SO IM JUST HERE GOONING MY LIFE AWAY Kill all furniggers ♪ Goon around round round I goon around. Goon around round I goon around. ♪ ♪ Im getting bored gooning to the same old shit. Gotta find a new site where the porn is hip. ♪ ♪ Im here just a coomin' Been gooning since 10 And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when I'm stuck in my goon cave, and I just keep jerkin off ♪ ♪ But my hand keeps on stroking and jerkin off When I was just a baby my mama told me "Son, always be a good boy, don't ever play with yourself"♪ No its not The proper name is the Republic Of China. Vachina

Mechs should be huge and slow and intimidating. Like, 50 feet talk And it has shoulder mounted rockets I like the King Crab from mech warrior. That shit is so cool. Is there a DM chain about basketball and fried chicken? I was perma banned before and I just apologized and he unbanned me. Null is pretty cool about that. I didnt even make a sock because I wanted to keep my pfp lol I posted an iplogger link I got banned from chat for spam once. And I was temp banned for not using thumbnails. Muttley is my nigga PECKERWOODS SOUND OFF WHITE BOYS PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE PECKERWOOD GANG SHIT Dude I clicked my own iplogger link and the ip wasnt even remotely close to where Im at. Im more of a Lemonade guy. Ip in the toilet heh I can get muttley to come back. Jews arent so bad. And black people are cool. White supremes from california are all gay.

one time when I was a teenager I pissed off a russian guy who tried doxxing me and realized Im the most boring person on the planet and he stopped being angry. True. Like that Madre Muerte fucker was asking to get doxxed. I think Ed got doxxed Yeah, he seemed alright but then I found out he was being creepy to all the women and then he flipped out when I didnt approve. I CANT BELIEVE THE GUY WHO MADE DIRTY JOKES IN CHAT ISNT MY BEST FRIEND AND SWEEPS FOR ME WHEN I SEXUALLY HARASS WOMEN! He was funny until he started creeping on girls. He apologized to null If you get banned you have to go to serbia and get hatefucked by null Just brutalized And then you get unbanned Oh yeah he was like, "I look like Jacob from twilight" and then his mugshot was posted in a dm and he looks like a 30 year old native american drug addict. I think it was in the dms, someone posted a mugshot that was allegedly Ed No more Gay Operations Oof Grab thine parchment and scrawl down this message. By royal decree, I demand that niggers must hang.

Belfast is ghetto because Irish people are retarded. I also think its wrong for mexicans and white people to have sex. Like I would never have sex with a mexican because I'm not a brick, so why the fuck would I want to be laid by a mexican. Irish cant fucking farm for shit thats why they were lower class than niggers. Niggers know how to grow cotton pretty damn well. Thats why we used them. Do I talk like a jew? Oy vey Never ever talk to goth women. They all have the clap. Nate is gonna mary Freshly Baked sox and they will have golden showers. And zyclone is gay. Sneed chat is about being funny. That is why I say dumb shit in sneed chat all the time. Red Orange even Green I dont get mad at the internet. Maybe mildly annoyed. Its the fucking internet. You are faggots. Everyone in sneed chat is gay. Except me. I eat pussies. Everyone has been outed as gay I got in an argument with a random person and called them a stalker child without thinking about it. A police officer is arresting you for beating up your dad. Do you A. Cooperate with the officer or B. Throw pee at them?

Idk about you but I hate cops so Naye throwing piss at one is fine. But beating up an Old man isnt okay. I just want to sneed for god sake kike, lampshade, easy bake nigger Christ killer Oven dodger Toss them jews in the oven, make Matzah bread Think about the children You have to make it work for your kids. Stop arguing. you can get banned for being rude? Yeah. I was unbanned but null said he hates infighting. Thats why I dont let myself actually get agitated over shit. Maybe annoyed but not mad. Im usually being hyperbolic lol I mean, Maybe I did get heated over something dumb when I was drunk a couple of times. Fair enough. Drinking and using the internet. Bad idea. Fair enough. Typing fast and using all caps or cussing alot can make you look angry even when you arent. I have used caps lock a few times because Im a screeching retard and thats how I convey it through text. He would be screaming in an angry gay voice Lifeguard How tall are you? How tall are each of you? Size, weight, and reach. Put your stats. Kiss eachother and make up. NIGGER ALARM Nigger, moon cricket, jiggaboo, porch monkey, mella fella, cotton picker, Chicken bone sucker. Spear chucker

Twinkletard was vored? Is Josh walking around with a twinkletard sized bulge in his gut? he crashed man. Alot of the regulars havent been active lately and it seems like a bunch of new people showed up and now sneedchats vibe is way different lately. Or maybe its just me. Hotwheels is the most punchable cripple ever. Who was the user that was banned and visited by the fbi? Im never not mad I think it was a guy named SigSvev or some shit. Or maybe I got that mixed up with someone else. But there was a guy that got banned over fedposts. He has an onion farms account and just keeps calling Josh a pedophile. Like constantly seething over Josh. Guy that visited by the fbi and banned and now he seethes about josh. And copes too And dilates even Yeah. Im in a similar boat. I realized I have an addictive personality so I avoid hard drugs and I have people hold onto my medications for me so I cant abuse it. It really is that simple but sometimes it feels kind of like being hungry but instead of food its a specific substance. So if you are impulsive and have an addictive personality, its best to have a system in place to keep you from making a mistake.

Yeah. But some people are impulsive where they will do something they want to do even if they know it might not be the best idea. I used to be really bad about that shit. Yeah. Its basically just bad discipline and you can work on it. That is why I'm chillin out about to take care of my chickens instead of waking up and throwing back shots of vodka. It really is a miserable way to exist. Im willing to bet if dragons existed they would be more like a natural disaster than an animal. Until we invent airplanes. Then those dragons are fucked. F22 would fuck up a dragon I dont recall having cropped porn as my pfp I might have done something like that as a joke and forgot about it though. I had fan art of sandy cheeks in a maid outfit as a my pfp for like 30 minutes for shits and giggles if thats what you are thinking about. That shit was almost a year ago. Its funny when you hear a democrat bitch about white people and all the stuff we get accused of is literally what Jewish people do and admit to it. Everyone everywhere is retarded.

Yeah. I never understood why anyone should be in a rush to move out of their parents house, like unless they are super controlling its better to just help them with bills and save up. My plan is learning a skill, making money off that, and then saving up to travel around a bit, find a place I like then buy a house there and let my parents live with me in their old age. With starlink, you can work remote and go camping. Tech nomad cyberpunk shit I hate suburbs and cities Its so crowded and dirty and half the people around are hostile. I kept seeing ads for tourism in israel and it was a chick with rainbow hair and I thought it was funny because iirc Gays arent tolerated in israel. Arabs are just more violent mexicans Selling people stuff is easy if you are high I used to work retail. I was better at it when I was high, usually weed makes me dumb. weed sells itself tbh I worked at a skateshop and smoking a little weed before work made me relax and sell things better. scamming is a long and sacred jewish tradition BANKMAN His name is BANKMAN

But im anti semitic when I say you fuckers are obsessed with money. BANKman GOLDstein There is a jew that is literally called John Money EXPLAIN THAT SHIT ROCK AND STONE I know there are a few that can pass if you arent paying attention but Briana Wu was very obviously a man. One time a stocky mexican construction worker walked out of the store when I was going to work and then my coworker said they were a tranny and I was like yeah sure and I got a phone call, womans voice, bitching about being misgendered. It was the most bizarre shit ever. I hated working at a gas station. one time I said I found it strange when people use EBT and then pull out cash and pay for it and an old black man started yelling at me and walked out of the store No. They use ebt to buy a bunch of snack food then pull out a wad of cash and buy lottery tickets Incase you wanted to know where your tax dollars go. One time an obese white guy with diabetes came in and bought a bunch of candy and said he uses it for energy. Yikes

Lidl 100% sacrifices goats Lidl is a jewish man What did you just say about me you little bitch. I'll have you know that I graduated top of my class in the navy seals. Arf arf arf arf arf. Arf arf arf arf. Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf Arf arf arf Arf arf arf arf arf You're fucking dead kiddo. Killing bugs is fine except for bees. Kill wasps behead wasps round house kick wasps into the concrete If killing pests is cruel then my name must be Judge Holden Mice. rats, wasps, roaches ants. FUCK THEM. socially isolated? Shit. I wanna be a bee keeper. How do you get into bee keeping? As a job So only niggers can be beekeepers Yes massuh Ill get the honey Im not working for free Yeah. How often do you see bald women? dipshit Hello ShoeOnHead not just gross NASTY Pussy barnacles Damn it I was gonna be lazy today and I realized I gotta clean out the coop again. Chickens need to stop shitting as much Cleaning Chicken shit aint fun. Not cause the chicken shit. But because you get swarmed by ants.

My yard is full of ants my dude. The chickens eat the ants and when you are using the hose the ants will climb your legs lol Boogies mom never twisted his tipples but if she did he deserved it. HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME IM IN SO MUCH PAIN MY MOTHER TWISTED MY TIPPLES! The worst thats happened to me is getting smacked around and punched a couple of times. I wouldnt say its severe abuse, but it does piss me off when people make shit up for attention. Like dude, Im against hitting kids. But people who make up abuse stories for attention should have been beat as a kid ngl Tipples twisted with jumper cables a spanking is fine if the kid is way out of line but getting punched in the chest or smacked around from one side of the house to the other just made me misbehave more ngl. Dude I hate boogie so much Fucking Nikocado got skinny, and boogie is still making excuses. never happened to me but one time I got the belt and it was a solid 10 wacks on my bare ass. I still remember it like yesterday that shit hurt so bad. If I was in a room with boogie and frank hassle and I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot frank twice and beat boogie to death with my bare hands

SHE TWISTED MY TIPPLES! IM IN SO MUCH PAIN IM IN SO MUCH PAIN HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME been ignoring her to see if she will actually snap and eat a baby. Just kidding. I love my dog. mine never seems to get moody but sometimes she has days where she looks kind of tired and lays around all day. But I think its this fucking heat. My pitbull is such a pushover Im not worried about her hurting anyone. She runs away if you yell at her. One time this fucking dog pissed on the carpet and I yelled at her and she booked it and I found her sticking her head under a bed. my dog could do some damage but she is pretty small so I dont think she could kill a grown adult unless they let her do it. You should have your dog on a leash and discipline them regardless of the breed. I have a scar on my face from a fucking chihuahua 2 dozen toddlers in 36.46 seconds Ryan gosling as chris chan My dog licked a baby once. no I just told her not to do that. It was a family member that came over they had a baby, my dog walked up and licked the babies foot and I came outside and told my dog to stay away from the baby lol she is a small mutt. Not even a real pitbull honestly.

Sikhs aren't so bad though. There is alot of Sikhs in my neighborhood and they are all nice people. Sikh's entire religion is about religious freedom actually. They actually defended muslims at one point. you are being so obnoxious tha nobody is gonna take you seriously about sikhs man Im not gonna prove you wrong. I live in a neighborhood with alot of sikhs and they are nice and polite people. Slovakians arent white Sikh's aren't the same as normal poopoo pajeets Are you an Indian? No. They literally invite everyone to their temples. You dont even have to be Sikh to go there, they are pretty chill. All the Sikhs I know speak fluent english, they are kind, they don't do any of the shit pajeets do. Most of them work blue collar jobs. Thats why they cook vegetarian food at their temples, this way everyone can eat regardless of who you are. They are cool daggers Most pajeets are awful, I will concede that. But Sikhs are not pajeets. I live near the Sikhs, they are the only fucking people that just do not start shit at all. Everyone else, muslims, pajeets, mexicans, they always start shit. But all I ever see Sikhs doing is walking around the neighborhood and smiling.

Not alot of whites where I live. Im tryna save up money and travel to a place with more whites.
But sikhs are okay. @Lidl Drip, Judas said that you belong in the kitchen. Should I spend all day playing zomboid again? @Judas Connor Moon, Nah nigger. We playing video games and begging our mom for chicken tenders up in this bitch. @EvaXephon, Did you let Ed smell your pussy? Just put your pillows at the foot of your bed @EvaXephon, "I haven't pooned for years you bitches need to get over it." -Eva Xephon Its not gay to have sex with pooners but its gay adjacent Having sex with a vagina is gay and the only straight way to have sex is by oiling up a womans thighs and thrusting your dick between her thighs I too am a connoisseur of womens skins. I have a large collection. I dont got flowers in my yard but I have these two trees that grow sweet smelling red berries. Should I sniff those? Im gonna sniff a vagina for some all natural aroma *sniff* MMM ITS LIKE GARLIC AND SURSTROMMING HAD A BABY Bonzi buddy is not malware
I used BonziOS exclusively. Dude, Im gonna make malware called benzo buddy Its just gonna be Bonzi buddy talking ebonics Better yet. Bonzi buddy quoting Jordan Peterson. "Clean your hard drive bucko." -Jordan Benzo Peterson Boxxy Buddy
Malware that goes, "Hey guys my name is Boxxy"
Or whatever that chicks name was.
I am still low key suspicious they are the same person even though they apparently arent

Imagine being able to pick out a new hair style every day and picking scene hair. What is wrong with that bald bitch? ShoeOnHead is bald
She wears a wig Im bald
I shave my hair

"do you spontaneously scream CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN"

Yes
Usually as a joke though.
I buzz it every couple of weeks. I dont like my hair and it started thinning so I just shaved it.

"i cut my own hair
like a samurai
BISHUNOMI"

Same I seppuku my hair YOU A JAP? JAP TO YO KNEES AND LIGMA BALLS Brapanese I want a kinky jap bitch to do some Unit 751 shit to me I smoked 2 joints today.

"vivisection?"

vivsec on ma balls Whats a mongolian and a smoker have in common? Im a smoker and I feel normal most of the time but then you get that one morning where you wake up and cough out a pint of mucus.

https://youtu.be/93zfTp7JcwI

Snoop dog song has a guy named sam sneed
Bro why the fuck do my tipples feel twisted rn. MOMMY YOU ARE TWISTING MY TIPPLES TO HARD IM G-GONNA DEW America should send all the white people to mexico.
Tbh
I pulled up the map and holy fuck Kamala barely has shit right now. Trump is at like 99 votes. Looking pretty good so far. If nothing else the seething a coping and the better economy will be worth a trump won Pennsylvania 72% Harris? Really now Im not buying that. 72% Harris? Lmao Hey guys I am drinking 4loko and smoking weed should I dox myself?

"Yesh if you're smoking weed dox yourself for being a weedsmoker"

I live in Maryland near the Chesapeake bay, My name is Jacob.

"no need to dox, prophet of Simone Simons."

To call me a prophet is an insult to Jesus I am a Simp for Simone. Im gonna get drunk take a sleeping pill and smoke a cigarette in bed If I was an incest kid I would live in a cave and eat people. Im wendigooning rn Dont go wanderin off in them woods I hope california sinks so we can get casinos and hookers on the beach. What if california got launched at asia like a catapult If a missile is travelling to earth at relativistic speeds we wouldnt see it until seconds before it hits us. So we can be caught in the cross hairs of an alien weapon and not even know about it. KILL NIGGERS the nigger police niggers from the moon gang stalking niggers must die fahrenheit makes more sense

"The other theory is that they are waiting for us to reach sufficient population size in order to harvest us either enslave, eat, or both"

I heard that the UAPs came out of the ocean and they recovered an alien body. If aliens are confirmed to be real Im gonna have sex with one. Josh Tuah Connor Moon JoshTuah Moon on that thang Redditors all think they are Jimmy Neutron and thats their fuckin problem
Sodium chloride
Its salt retard. Im like johnny bravo except not as handsome.
I live with my mother and I sexually harass women on the street
hyah hoo hah on that thang

So far I have the lumberjack's axe and the cum chalice

The cyraxxx stylus Armored Skeptics armor
God dude, he is such a faggot but I actually like his conspiracy theory videos. BossMans poker table Man the kkk is a god damn racist dnd group Fuckin exalted cyclops grand dragon Do they refer to niggers as orks or something? Ku Klux Klan I dont entirely endorse the black panthers but the way they started wasnt so terrible. They were basically just arming themselves and patrolling their neighborhoods because people kept getting lynched. If white people did that people would have a fucking meltdown. How Do you do that? Yall are triggering my testicular torsion ptsd

Well the guy made it work

My favorite shock gif back in highschool was the one where a guy made chocolate milk in his asshole and drank it. Like he put nesquik and milk in his ass, did a dance, shit it back in the cup, and drank it. One time a random number texted me a picture of a guys sticking his own dick up his ass and never followed up It was bizarre

did you want him to follow up?
did you ask for more?

No I texted back and said, "What the fuck, who is this?" No reply

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Where the ever living fuck is he saying this that you're copying it from that's my question  

 

[Anti Snigger]

I’m of two minds on this, I need to hear Sandy’s side

 

[Wirlaburla]

yes

 

[Syzyg]

Where the ever living fuck is he saying this that you're copying it from that's my question  

These are all from General Chat

 

[Anti Snigger]

@${Sandy} what are your thoughts?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

what the fuck is going on and why was i linked this

 

[highly regarded 420]

"its not gay because there is no such thing as a swedish man"

 

[Fascist Frederick]

@${Sandy} is a nigger.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

No, but you are mentally ill for posting on this site.

 

[Str8Bustah]

He was probably having a bad month, let him cool off a little.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

This reads like the transcript of a Ted talk by a motivational speaker who did way too much cocaine before coming out on stage.

Or just a chat dweller on a lot of meth. Also I hope his chickens are ok, they're my favorite character.

 

[AnOminous]

Yes. I haven't even really read anything in this thread, but you're mentally ill just because you're here at all. So welcome, you mentally ill weirdo.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

@${Sandy} is a nigger.

$32,000 has been deducted from your paypal account

 

[Fascist Frederick]

$32,000 has been deducted from your paypal account

God damn it not again.