Am I pregananant?

[Very Clever Nickname]

plz tell me.

 

[Azafran90]

Are you peeing every 4 seconds? Do you feel more stupid? Do you even have an uterus?

If so, yes. Have this flyer:

 

[Ledgitouchie]

You trying to guilt me?

 

[tasty humane burger]

Yea bbz, totally. You don't need to do a test or nowt just tell your man you have a child in your belly and if you suddenly get your monthly bleed in the next few days then you've obviously miscarried and therefore need to put RIP BABY BEAN 2020 in all your bios and every other time your monthly bleed is late and then eventually comes.

 

[rosechupacabra]

My grandma said the best way to test pregananacy is to stick an onion up your gender-neutral birthing hole, wait over night, and if your breath smells normal you're pregant

 

[Fish-Eyed Fool]

fuck around and find out?

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

No, but you're preganante.

 

[Dustlord]

No, you just ate a pomegranate.

 

[Snuckening]

just get an abortion, to be on the safe side.