Amberlynn hasn't uploaded for almost a month and people are going cRaZy

[MamaKnowsU]

I think Amber has been missing because shes had gastric bypass. Its why she FINALLY lost some weight after years of trying. A doctor requires a person to drop weight on their own to qualify for surgery...

 

[Pog Mathoin]

She's vacationing on a beach in Bora Bora drinking sugary cocktails and wearing her new Torrid bikini while Becky shimmies around wearing a coconut bra and grass skirt. Let that image sink in.

 

[Fleasburger]

She's vacationing on a beach in Bora Bora drinking sugary cocktails and wearing her new Torrid bikini while Becky shimmies around wearing a coconut bra and grass skirt. Let that image sink in.

So she's dead and in heaven, or are we in hell and this is part of our torture?

 

[FatalTater]

She's vacationing on a beach in Bora Bora drinking sugary cocktails and wearing her new Torrid bikini while Becky shimmies around wearing a coconut bra and grass skirt. Let that image sink in.

I imagine Becky wearing pajama pants and a graphic T under the coconut bra and grass skirt. I'm not the only one, right?

 

[Virtual Boring]

I imagine Becky wearing pajama pants and a graphic T under the coconut bra and grass skirt. I'm not the only one, right?

Also probably socks with sandals/Crocs. To complete the outfit.

 

[Angel Dust]

I think Amber has been missing because shes had gastric bypass. Its why she FINALLY lost some weight after years of trying. A doctor requires a person to drop weight on their own to qualify for surgery...

In 3 weeks?

 

[Kay's Boiled Beef]

It is also not the only childish obsession she has:
- her hideous earring collection
- her journal hoarding
- things that are pink, or marble, or kau-ute
- snacks

items buried with amber in her pyramid tomb

 

[GrouchiCorn]

LOL to WLS. "lost weight" when? She lost some when she was sick way earlier in the year. She didn't even really lose after having her baby factory yeeted. Pressing several X's to doubt.

 

[MamaKnowsU]

LOL to WLS. "lost weight" when? She lost some when she was sick way earlier in the year. She didn't even really lose after having her baby factory yeeted. Pressing several X's to doubt.

I was just throwing out a suggestion not writing it in stone. She did lose some weight earlier, she has been absent from social media so she's obviously hiding something. Who knows what's really going on with her.

In 3 weeks?

TLC could have reached out to her when they did Amy & Tammy. She did loose some weight earlier this year and she kept it a secret. I also think thats why she finally got something done about her excessive bleeding. That had gone on forever and she never did anything about it. A doctor will not clear you for bypass with anything like that going on. If youre on a show like that you sign papers saying you won't speak about it before it airs. They could have been filming all of it the last three weeks.Who knows what's really going on, thats just my theory

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

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TLC could have reached out to her when they did Amy & Tammy. She did loose some weight earlier this year and she kept it a secret. I also think thats why she finally got something done about her excessive bleeding. That had gone on forever and she never did anything about it. A doctor will not clear you for bypass with anything like that going on. If youre on a show like that you sign papers saying you won't speak about it before it airs. They could have been filming all of it the last three months.Who knows what's really going on, thats just my theory

How fucking new are you? I'd suggest actually learning about amber and her history before ever posting. Multie posting as well.

 

[MamaKnowsU]

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How fucking new are you? I'd suggest actually learning about amber and her history before ever posting. Multie posting as well.

I've watched Amber since before she was with Destiny. I'm not new to how she is...man you guys are some pissy people on here. So, others can post an opinion and there's discussion. I post an opinion and I'm stupid. Niceeeee

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How fucking new are you? I'd suggest actually learning about amber and her history before ever posting. Multie posting as well.

Also, multiple posting? All I've done is reply to comments. Is that not allowed on here? Can an administrator please let me know if that is the policy because I assumed it was ok because I've spent months on here reading posts and replird

 

[Borbie Dahl]

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How fucking new are you? I'd suggest actually learning about amber and her history before ever posting. Multie posting as well.

You’re only accepting posts, on Your website, penned by verified Amber Experts now?!?... Go jerk off, smoke a bowl, smash a large pizza by yourself. Please don’t gatekeep on fat girl thread. It’s embarrassing & makes me sad.

 

[PiggyPie]

Also, multiple posting? All I've done is reply to comments. Is that not allowed on here? Can an administrator please let me know if that is the policy because I assumed it was ok because I've spent months on here reading posts and replird

Read the forum rules, you fucking idiot.

 

[Tiki Bar Man]

You’re only accepting posts, on Your website, penned by verified Amber Experts now?!?... Go jerk off, smoke a bowl, smash a large pizza by yourself. Please don’t gatekeep on fat girl thread. It’s embarrassing & makes me sad.

Yea this is my website and my rules.You can go back too. Go back to whatever Reddit or tranny discord you came from. Oh I guess Reddit banned you guys from being exceptional.

Anyways the point is this has been discussed hundreds of times, she is never getting WLS, and if you had actually been following her since Destiny then you would know she has already been approached by prodcuers

 

[Hellion]

Poor @ADHD, and @Twinkie before her. There is always so much mopping to be done in the Beauty Parlour.

It's probably due to all the histrionic crying. Semper Fi, gorls.

 

[Poop Bun]

I've spent months on here reading posts and replird

You've read and replird on here for months - yet your account was created today...

 

[pistolwhipped]

TLC could have reached out to her when they did Amy & Tammy. She did loose some weight earlier this year and she kept it a secret. I also think thats why she finally got something done about her excessive bleeding. That had gone on forever and she never did anything about it. A doctor will not clear you for bypass with anything like that going on. If youre on a show like that you sign papers saying you won't speak about it before it airs. They could have been filming all of it the last three weeks.Who knows what's really going on, thats just my theory

I think it's waaaaay more likely that she gained back the allegedly-lost 90 lbs + more, fell into a depressive episode as a result, and doesn't want her viewers to see the damage all those Cheesecake Factory binges have done to her these past couple months. But regardless, every possible speculation has been made and there's no point of proposing any more of them. She'll be back when her bank account runs dry and her rent is due.

Not Amber related but edited to add:
Saw some of you are looking for other deathfat train wrecks to follow during our gorl's hiatus. Not sure if babies are off limits on here but I found the most obese fucking baby on tiktok/IG and I can't look away. Mother lies about overfeeding her and says that doctors say she's fine- she's almost 2 and can't hold her weight up enough to crawl. Tiktok is mjosephine_xoxo and instagram is xo_mjosephine

 

[Twinkie]

Also, multiple posting? All I've done is reply to comments. Is that not allowed on here? Can an administrator please let me know if that is the policy because I assumed it was ok because I've spent months on here reading posts and replird

There's a newbie thread in this subforum with tips for using the kiwi farms. You should read it. People are going to haze you if you fuck up, it's not personal. You can DM me if you need more help but slapfighting won't improve the situation.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Yea this is my website and my rules.You can go back too.

Seriously, chill the fuck out. You look like an idiot. Getting this worked up in AL' s dead thread. Teach new posters but go stroke yourself somewhere else.