I have started work on a CWC Documentary. Thoughts?

Status
Not open for further replies.
deeman said:
If you get Chris to do the commentaries in the extras, i'd give you 1$.
I have been thinking the same though, but man, where to start? From an Chrissy perspective or a troll perspective?

Start chronologically. Use Sonichu as a framing device, because of the self inclusion and general insanity. Move to the trolls who I could find/interview for each saga, ruckersville camp, etc.
 
The fact that you didn't bother to check the grammar of the trailer 44 seconds or so into the video (it should be "Christian's Favorite Cartoon..." and not "Christians Favorite Cartoon...") makes me question how you are going to effectively manage to track down and solicit the major trolls that have been involved in Christian's life - much less acquire the means to travel out to them.

Furthermore, given the Windows Movie Maker quality of the video, I doubt you will even be able to get Christian to respond to an inquiry.
 
  • Like
Reactions: OtterParty
Seahorses said:
The fact that you didn't bother to check the grammar of the trailer 44 seconds or so into the video (it should be "Christian's Favorite Cartoon..." and not "Christians Favorite Cartoon...") makes me question how you are going to effectively manage to track down and solicit the major trolls that have been involved in Christian's life - much less acquire the means to travel out to them.

Furthermore, given the Windows Movie Maker quality of the video, I doubt you will even be able to get Christian to respond to an inquiry.

Well, I'm persistent. We'll see how it goes.

Anyway, I'm gonna go nap, so feel free to call me a retard for hours in my absence. You guys stay classy!
 
cwcdoc said:
Seahorses said:
The fact that you didn't bother to check the grammar of the trailer 44 seconds or so into the video (it should be "Christian's Favorite Cartoon..." and not "Christians Favorite Cartoon...") makes me question how you are going to effectively manage to track down and solicit the major trolls that have been involved in Christian's life - much less acquire the means to travel out to them.

Furthermore, given the Windows Movie Maker quality of the video, I doubt you will even be able to get Christian to respond to an inquiry.

Well, I'm persistent. We'll see how it goes.

Anyway, I'm gonna go nap, so feel free to call me a exceptional individual for hours in my absence. You guys stay classy!

you mean crash into slumber.

(:_(
 
If you're determined to dismiss the sounds advice of "just don't", here's some alternative advice. Redo the video.

Bad grammar, an ugly font, nonsensical choice of bland as fuck music and poor editing do not encourage people to take you seriously or to donate to your kick-starter.

I imagine that some of the "original trolls" would want to be paid a pretty hefty sum, if not all of them. You would be opening yourself up to being the target of a very serious lawsuit or two. Just a couple of the obstacles.
 
Your teaser trailer kind of sucks. The music is just distracting, there's no real style or reason for the clips or anything.

I doubt most of the trolls would talk to you, and pretty much there's no chance Chris would talk to you. But I doubt you have the persistence to go through with any of this anyway even as you ignore advice so good luck
 
  • Like
Reactions: OtterParty
Part of the issue with trying to make a "documentary" about OPL is that virtually everything about his trolling days has already been thoroughly documented in the cwcki. The only thing that it could possibly produce that is original is Chris' own perspective, which is a dead end because there's absolutely no chance he'll ever agree to an interview.

And even if he would, or you simply won't listen to reason, this is a really bad point in time to try. He might've just lost his house and the majority of his possessions. Seriously, just leave the poor cretin alone.
 
For it to be really good you would have to get interviews with the trolls. Maybe go to the locations too. And then at the end pull a Micheal Moore and try to talk to Chris and Barb. Maybe do a gimmicky thing where you ask people at a convention, if they would buy Sonichu. Or have a scene where you are in front of the White House in a Sonichu costume, and ask people if they have heard of Chris. Trust me these suggestions will make it awesome!
 
People are being rude because this shit has been done a million times before, and they have never gone past the planning stages, and they wouldn't work out anyway.
People need to learn that this is a bad idea that will go nowhere. Guys like you keep trying. And everyone is fed up of explaining why.
 
Darky said:
People are being rude because this shit has been done a million times before, and they have never gone past the planning stages, and they wouldn't work out anyway.
People need to learn that this is a bad idea that will go nowhere. Guys like you keep trying. And everyone is fed up of explaining why.

This is one of the things I do for a living, and I've tried to think of ways to make it work, your audience would only ever include people who are already here. And they're not interested.

The only way I've been able to think of making this work is a much broader subject about internet infamy, and the way it effects a.) crazy people b.) people crazy about crazy people and c.) the world at large.

Even then, when you're essentially making an ED doc, you'd have a limited audience who would essentially hate you for making it, and hate the product because it exists.
 
I'm actually making my own Chris Doc at the moment, Its called "Sonichugeddon: the self destruction of an internet legend" I interview random people about Chris, and show chris vids, but its in black and white, so its really artistic. There is a part where I talk to a professor and ask him what Chris's fame shows us about post 9/11 America. And the selling point is gonna be that I have new Chris footage, but at the end its just a mash up of previous Chris footage, and me talking, to look like he's trying to avoid an interview. I also, for the first time in Christory, unmask the anti illuminati messages in some of Chris's most popular videos. You will be able to order, "Sonichugeddon: the self destruction of an internet legend" from my site for $26.99 or for $30.00 you can get that, and your name on the credits, and get a picture of Chris signed by me. Also I'm working on getting Alex Jones to possibly be in the doc, to talk about whether or not Vaccines, and fluoride caused Chris's Autism.
 
Picklepower said:
I'm actually making my own Chris Doc at the moment, Its called "Sonichugeddon: the self destruction of an internet legend" I interview random people about Chris, and show chris vids, but its in black and white, so its really artistic. There is a part where I talk to a professor and ask him what Chris's fame shows us about post 9/11 America. And the selling point is gonna be that I have new Chris footage, but at the end its just a mash up of previous Chris footage, and me talking, to look like he's trying to avoid an interview. I also, for the first time in Christory, unmask the anti illuminati messages in some of Chris's most popular videos. You will be able to order, "Sonichugeddon: the self destruction of an internet legend" from my site for $26.99 or for $30.00 you can get that, and your name on the credits, and get a picture of Chris signed by me. Also I'm working on getting Alex Jones to possibly be in the doc, to talk about whether or not DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, and fluoride caused Chris's Autism.

10/10, would back.
 
bXIWV5U.jpg
Why are you making me drink at 11:30 in the morning?
 
  • Like
Reactions: OtterParty
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back