Amberlynn's [body part] is bigger than a... - Because anything is a unit of measurement...

[Haesindang Park]

Thanks to @Ambaby for posting a thread about comparing Amberlynn's weight to anything else, I decided to make a thread comparing any body part of Amberlynn to random items and animals as units of measurement. I have compared the size of Amberlynn's shin to a pug and her upper arm to a roll of toilet paper.

I'll start.

Her thigh is bigger than a Texas-sized brisket.

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

Her thigh is bigger than a Texas-sized brisket.

Texas*

 

[Haesindang Park]

Texas*

She's bigger than anything in Texas.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Amberlynn's waist is bigger around than a standard hula hoop. If she were to try and hula hoop it would be tight on her but to her advantage, it would stay up, forever.

 

[Bubbly Sink]

 

[Monolith]

Amberlynn's fat is bigger than my fat.

 

[Golly]

Amberlynn's body is bigger than a mid-2020 Amberlynn.

 

[Owlflaps]

Amber's body parts are bigger than a Mexican family being smuggled across the border in a secret compartment of a truck.

 

[Cuck Shack]

Post constructively. We know Amberlynn is fat by looking at her. Please say something else.

I would not have sex with her.

 

[Daisy]

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Her head's fatter than her body could ever be even if it's technically the smallest major part on her.

 

[dfranki723]

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