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- Sep 17, 2014
Alright, so my friend sent me a video today.
"Hey, Treblinkachu," he said, because that is actually the real name my mother gave me when I came out of her vagina. "Check out this whack video I found."
So I watched the video. It was a strange, mind-bogglingly stupid video. I thought that one video was going to be the end of the stupidity, but oh god no I was really, really wrong. I was so fucking wrong it hurts.
Recognize this format? It's a blatant ripoff of Happy Tree Friends, just with phones as characters instead of cute animals. The phones themselves range from adorable to what the fuck were you thinking in terms of appearance, but more importantly, what?
And there's more of them! More and more videos!
They're phones! What kind of person would make a Happy Tree Friends ripoffat all about cell phones, right? It would have to be either a really clever commentary about modern communication or a complete autism-fest. You guess which one it turned out to be.
I then looked to see the comments, expecting similar sentiments. To my surprise, there were no comments, because comments had been disabled.
This made me suspicious and curious. Even shitty videos don't have their comments disabled at 1760 views if they were made as entertainment. Not unless the creator has a massive, sensitive ego.
So I opened up google and did some basic research, and I came upon a gold mine.
The creator of this travesty, Andrei Thomas, is an autist of the highest caliber. He runs too many accounts for me to bother naming, but you can find most of them by googling "Andrei Thomas", "A.T. Andrei Thomas", "London Mobile Buddies", or "LMB".
The most important accounts are here, at Zippcast, where he reveals himself to be a crazy black man, and here at DeviantArt, which I'm going to delve into right now because it's the real source of much of his lolmilk.
Mr. Thomas has some kind of bizarre fetish for murdering My Little Pony characters. As I understand it, he has done this for some time with MLP and HTF characters because he feels that those fandoms have betrayed him, and left him alone, and thus he has declared "war" on them (more on that later).
But anyway, let me show you the extent of his this fetish, and how repetitive it is.
Do you see a little bit of a pattern? There are almost 20 images of his characters beating up horses, and I didn't even count the ones that are Happy Tree Friends-related.
Now, one of the things I got to through his DA was a page on the derpibooru archive (since ponies are involved, and he apparently uploaded them there himself).
The violence in these pictures apparently caused quite a bit of a response on that website, and Andrei himself got involved in it. The responses he gave are what cemented my opinion that this man is worth posting on the Kiwi Farms, because these are some seriously lulzy replies.
In the cases of multiple replies, they read up, not down.
Now, I mentioned earlier that Andrei has declared war on fandoms that abandoned him, right?
Check this out.
This is amazingly lols. He has an enormous ego, that much is clear. Furthermore, he's a massive idiot--the booru threads consist mostly of people laughing at him for trying so ineffectively to act superior to them when he can't even get a grasp on his own language (he lives in London).
But the crowning jewel on this festival of atsimu is this.
This beautiful thing.
I got it from his journal on DA.
Behold, the autist's explanation for his autism.
tl;dr: it's a shitty ripoff of Happy Tree Friends, the creator is an insane, retarded narcissist, and even the bronies have a leg to stand on when they laugh at it. Which is saying something (that it sucks).
LMB Wiki
Andrei Thomas's vanity wiki
Deviantart
Youtube
Other Youtube
Zippcast
Derpibooru
The Derpibooru/Deviantart accounts appear to be the most recently active, with uploads in the last few days.
Have fun, I guess.
"Hey, Treblinkachu," he said, because that is actually the real name my mother gave me when I came out of her vagina. "Check out this whack video I found."
So I watched the video. It was a strange, mind-bogglingly stupid video. I thought that one video was going to be the end of the stupidity, but oh god no I was really, really wrong. I was so fucking wrong it hurts.
Recognize this format? It's a blatant ripoff of Happy Tree Friends, just with phones as characters instead of cute animals. The phones themselves range from adorable to what the fuck were you thinking in terms of appearance, but more importantly, what?
And there's more of them! More and more videos!
They're phones! What kind of person would make a Happy Tree Friends ripoff
I then looked to see the comments, expecting similar sentiments. To my surprise, there were no comments, because comments had been disabled.
This made me suspicious and curious. Even shitty videos don't have their comments disabled at 1760 views if they were made as entertainment. Not unless the creator has a massive, sensitive ego.
So I opened up google and did some basic research, and I came upon a gold mine.
The creator of this travesty, Andrei Thomas, is an autist of the highest caliber. He runs too many accounts for me to bother naming, but you can find most of them by googling "Andrei Thomas", "A.T. Andrei Thomas", "London Mobile Buddies", or "LMB".
The most important accounts are here, at Zippcast, where he reveals himself to be a crazy black man, and here at DeviantArt, which I'm going to delve into right now because it's the real source of much of his lolmilk.
Mr. Thomas has some kind of bizarre fetish for murdering My Little Pony characters. As I understand it, he has done this for some time with MLP and HTF characters because he feels that those fandoms have betrayed him, and left him alone, and thus he has declared "war" on them (more on that later).
But anyway, let me show you the extent of his this fetish, and how repetitive it is.

Meet the new LMB character Dymelza the Glamours Mobile Buddy, Dymelza is the evolved form of Dymanda as her Second Stage, Dymelza now has wings to fly in full speed as she is now a flying/ice/diva type with the ability levitate, oh yeah, she killed Mlp Octavia with her signature move. Diamond ice Spear.

Meet the Redesign LMB Character Mighty the New specimen Mobile Buddle, Mighty now has a tail on his back and purple round cheeks on his face, oh yeah, also killed MLP Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara by using his powerful telekinesis skills to rip their bodies a part. GOOD

Meet the New Redesign LMB Character Vemo-Emo the Gothic Emo Mobile Buddy, Vemo-Emo Now has a new hair style with an front camera, black make up on his face with crimson cheeks and black and crimson Boots, He also killed MLP Maud Pie using his signature move the Vemo Gothic Fist, as he is Dark/Fire/Fighting Type.

Meet the new LMB Character Minttyle the Peppermint Mobile buddy, Minttyle is the evolved form of Mintty as it is his second stage his ability and types stay mainly the same but very increasable to his strength. He beat up MLP Bon Bon with on with is own Uppercut, good.
Do you see a little bit of a pattern? There are almost 20 images of his characters beating up horses, and I didn't even count the ones that are Happy Tree Friends-related.
Now, one of the things I got to through his DA was a page on the derpibooru archive (since ponies are involved, and he apparently uploaded them there himself).
The violence in these pictures apparently caused quite a bit of a response on that website, and Andrei himself got involved in it. The responses he gave are what cemented my opinion that this man is worth posting on the Kiwi Farms, because these are some seriously lulzy replies.
In the cases of multiple replies, they read up, not down.




Now, I mentioned earlier that Andrei has declared war on fandoms that abandoned him, right?
Check this out.

This is amazingly lols. He has an enormous ego, that much is clear. Furthermore, he's a massive idiot--the booru threads consist mostly of people laughing at him for trying so ineffectively to act superior to them when he can't even get a grasp on his own language (he lives in London).
But the crowning jewel on this festival of atsimu is this.
This beautiful thing.
I got it from his journal on DA.
Behold, the autist's explanation for his autism.

tl;dr: it's a shitty ripoff of Happy Tree Friends, the creator is an insane, retarded narcissist, and even the bronies have a leg to stand on when they laugh at it. Which is saying something (that it sucks).
LMB Wiki
Andrei Thomas's vanity wiki
Deviantart
Youtube
Other Youtube
Zippcast
Derpibooru
The Derpibooru/Deviantart accounts appear to be the most recently active, with uploads in the last few days.
Have fun, I guess.
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