Artcow Andrei Thomas / LondonMobileBuddiesX - "London Mobile Buddies" guy

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Alright, so my friend sent me a video today.

"Hey, Treblinkachu," he said, because that is actually the real name my mother gave me when I came out of her vagina. "Check out this whack video I found."

So I watched the video. It was a strange, mind-bogglingly stupid video. I thought that one video was going to be the end of the stupidity, but oh god no I was really, really wrong. I was so fucking wrong it hurts.


Recognize this format? It's a blatant ripoff of Happy Tree Friends, just with phones as characters instead of cute animals. The phones themselves range from adorable to what the fuck were you thinking in terms of appearance, but more importantly, what?

And there's more of them! More and more videos!

They're phones! What kind of person would make a Happy Tree Friends ripoff at all about cell phones, right? It would have to be either a really clever commentary about modern communication or a complete autism-fest. You guess which one it turned out to be.

I then looked to see the comments, expecting similar sentiments. To my surprise, there were no comments, because comments had been disabled.

This made me suspicious and curious. Even shitty videos don't have their comments disabled at 1760 views if they were made as entertainment. Not unless the creator has a massive, sensitive ego.

So I opened up google and did some basic research, and I came upon a gold mine.

The creator of this travesty, Andrei Thomas, is an autist of the highest caliber. He runs too many accounts for me to bother naming, but you can find most of them by googling "Andrei Thomas", "A.T. Andrei Thomas", "London Mobile Buddies", or "LMB".

The most important accounts are here, at Zippcast, where he reveals himself to be a crazy black man, and here at DeviantArt, which I'm going to delve into right now because it's the real source of much of his lolmilk.

Mr. Thomas has some kind of bizarre fetish for murdering My Little Pony characters. As I understand it, he has done this for some time with MLP and HTF characters because he feels that those fandoms have betrayed him, and left him alone, and thus he has declared "war" on them (more on that later).

But anyway, let me show you the extent of his this fetish, and how repetitive it is.

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Meet the new LMB character Dymelza the Glamours Mobile Buddy, Dymelza is the evolved form of Dymanda as her Second Stage, Dymelza now has wings to fly in full speed as she is now a flying/ice/diva type with the ability levitate, oh yeah, she killed Mlp Octavia with her signature move. Diamond ice Spear.

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Meet the Redesign LMB Character Mighty the New specimen Mobile Buddle, Mighty now has a tail on his back and purple round cheeks on his face, oh yeah, also killed MLP Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara by using his powerful telekinesis skills to rip their bodies a part. GOOD

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Meet the New Redesign LMB Character Vemo-Emo the Gothic Emo Mobile Buddy, Vemo-Emo Now has a new hair style with an front camera, black make up on his face with crimson cheeks and black and crimson Boots, He also killed MLP Maud Pie using his signature move the Vemo Gothic Fist, as he is Dark/Fire/Fighting Type.

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Meet the new LMB Character Minttyle the Peppermint Mobile buddy, Minttyle is the evolved form of Mintty as it is his second stage his ability and types stay mainly the same but very increasable to his strength. He beat up MLP Bon Bon with on with is own Uppercut, good.

Do you see a little bit of a pattern? There are almost 20 images of his characters beating up horses, and I didn't even count the ones that are Happy Tree Friends-related.

Now, one of the things I got to through his DA was a page on the derpibooru archive (since ponies are involved, and he apparently uploaded them there himself).

The violence in these pictures apparently caused quite a bit of a response on that website, and Andrei himself got involved in it. The responses he gave are what cemented my opinion that this man is worth posting on the Kiwi Farms, because these are some seriously lulzy replies.

In the cases of multiple replies, they read up, not down.

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Now, I mentioned earlier that Andrei has declared war on fandoms that abandoned him, right?

Check this out.

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This is amazingly lols. He has an enormous ego, that much is clear. Furthermore, he's a massive idiot--the booru threads consist mostly of people laughing at him for trying so ineffectively to act superior to them when he can't even get a grasp on his own language (he lives in London).

But the crowning jewel on this festival of atsimu is this.

This beautiful thing.

I got it from his journal on DA.

Behold, the autist's explanation for his autism.

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tl;dr: it's a shitty ripoff of Happy Tree Friends, the creator is an insane, retarded narcissist, and even the bronies have a leg to stand on when they laugh at it. Which is saying something (that it sucks).

LMB Wiki
Andrei Thomas's vanity wiki
Deviantart
Youtube
Other Youtube
Zippcast
Derpibooru

The Derpibooru/Deviantart accounts appear to be the most recently active, with uploads in the last few days.

Have fun, I guess.
 
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this is a goldmine! a goddamned bull among cows. i'm surprised he hasnt been mentioned here before.

i am familiar with the videos this guy has made, and i gotta say, it's a candle of autism. i didn't expect it to be one that got better the more of it you burned or carved at with a knife.

also, looks like he's trying to bring pokemon types into it. what is with pokemon gathering so many cows lately?
 
Wow I don't think anything could possibly be more Britbong than anthropomorphic mobile phones…

The fact they look like Nokia 8210 and 7250 phones really shows the age of these designs
 
This video is so cringe inducing...
Even dolan videos are better and funnier.
 
Oh man, and I thought those videos were terribad. This man really seems to be doing his best in alienationg everyone around him doesn't he?

Still kinda surprised he hasn't got an ED page given his special brand of stupidity.
 
Happy Tree Friends isn't even funny. Why would someone want to plagiarize it by replacing the animals with fucking phones?

Happy Tree Friends has one joke, and that joke is you think you're watching a cutesy kiddie show and instead there is over-the-top violence as these adorable little animals get murdered horribly. That's it. That's the joke.

Replacing the animals with Nokia phones ruins the one joke.
 
Happy Tree Friends has one joke, and that joke is you think you're watching a cutesy kiddie show and instead there is over-the-top violence as these adorable little animals get murdered horribly. That's it. That's the joke.

Replacing the animals with Nokia phones ruins the one joke.

Oh, I know. It wears off after about 30 seconds.

I guess the phone equivalent would be that the lithium-ion batteries combust and start a fire?
 
Oh, I know. It wears off after about 30 seconds.

I guess the phone equivalent would be that the lithium-ion batteries combust and start a fire?

The joke worked a lot better in 2000 when I was 13 years old and waiting 10 minutes for a cartoon to load.

I just... why phones?
 
http://andreithomas.wikia.com/wiki/Andrei_Thomas said:
Andrei Thomas is an plain black guy from London, United Kingdom or England. He is the founder of Andrei Thomas every's and blogs whatever. Even London Mobile Buddies. He was born on August 24, 1985. He is black, he wears any clothes, like he has black hair, a colored mouth. Furthermore, in the warning comprehension about PrezDant hacking his account 'andreithomas' in 2009. He wears an dark blue bathrobe. In his blog about YouTube's message that he cannot make anymore subsriptions. He wore an blue sweatshirt and blue pants, and in his LMB video: Mobile FLASH Maker Bulkey, he wears an coat, scarf and hat. His girlfriend is an unnamed since he probably never has one or he has one. His company is since 2007.

the fuck
 
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Arise, thread. Arise.

Complaint on the topic "Andrei Thomas/ "London Mobile Buddies" guy"
Dear Kiwi Farms

this is Andrei Thomas here, as i am also the Creator of London Mobile Buddies.

i am typing down this complaint that a certain member of your fellowed users on this site of yours has typed down an article about me in march 29th 2015 without my permission. user named "Treblinkachu" here is the Article link below.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/andrei-thomas-london-mobile-buddies-guy.8635/

i am very disgruntled and embarrassed of this situation and its revealling my identity to the public. would you please get rid of this article please. thank you.

sincerely

Andrei Thomas
 
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