Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP

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We here at the funny kiwi farms talk about how Dobson is the complete opposite of all those things.
 

Such depressions. Much humble. Wow.

I'd be interested in more details of his anti-Semitic hatred of Jewish holidays. Apparently, if this poster is legit, he's known for that even off the Internet.

Ah, ridiculous and pointless anti-Semitism felt by shutins with shitty webcomics. Something the left (Dobson) and right (Jay Naylor) apparently both have to put up with.

While we're on the topic, why is he going to try to pretend he knows a goddamn thing about "real" fighting? I would stake the life of everyone I've ever loved on the fact that he's never been in a fight.

Hm. With his temper I could see him getting into more than a few schoolyard scraps...

... On the other hand he is also a gigantic coward. Hard to say.

But yeah probably nothing more than a kid's scuffle. Dobson's idea of "real fighting" probably comes from what he considers good movies... which is just as choreographed and unrealistic as any comic, and anyone that thought about it even a little would realize that. But, Dobson.

Besides, isn't he a pacifist? Why are you commenting on good fighting techniques, Dobbo? For that matter, why do your characters solve everything with violence?
 
Besides, isn't he a pacifist? Why are you commenting on good fighting techniques, Dobbo? For that matter, why do your characters solve everything with violence?

This also really confuses me. Dobbins gushes constantly about his pacifism runs in Skyrim and Undersperg but a lot of his characters sure do have a "shoot first" mentality. He's drawn his Skyrim waifu violently killing Heimskr for no reason other than being annoying. He has a comic where his bearsona suddenly attacks a guy with a bat. And of course, we all know about the infamous moment where his lesbian OC drop-kicked someone just because she overheard them say something she disliked.
 
This also really confuses me. Dobbins gushes constantly about his pacifism runs in Skyrim and Undersperg but a lot of his characters sure do have a "shoot first" mentality. He's drawn his Skyrim waifu violently killing Heimskr for no reason other than being annoying. He has a comic where his bearsona suddenly attacks a guy with a bat. And of course, we all know about the infamous moment where his lesbian OC drop-kicked someone just because she overheard them say something she disliked.

I'd actually go so far as to wager that his characters have never solved a problem without violence. They either beat up the opposing party, or they just sit and simmer, fuming over apparently not being allowed to inflict violence on the one who's "wronged" them. Dobson can't even seem to muster up one of those "I'm smug because I outargued you" comics that his stuff would usually fit right into... it's as if the years of being a loser have actually impressed themselves on his brain, and he can no longer fathom any outcome other than sulking or doing violence to the other party in his fantasies.

Look at how Alex ze Fuckup up there solves her problem. Does the crew become impressed with her acrobatic abilities and decide not to kill her after all? No, they become impressed with her ability to slaughter their big muscley dudebro captain.
 
I can't decide if I think that Dobson lies about pacifism to sound good and just doesn't bother to make his actions consistent with what he says, or if he honestly thinks he's a meek and gentle soul; he just completely lacks any level of introspection.

I'd go with the latter.

I don't think Dobson consciously lies about his his beliefs, preferences, or tastes. That would imply he's playing some elaborate game to build up his cred, but he constantly fails at that so even if that's the case he's really bad at it. I prefer to think he's just an ignorant, two-faced moron who genuinely fails to understand the problem with "it's okay if I/my own characters/characters I like do it".
 
I can't decide if I think that Dobson lies about pacifism to sound good and just doesn't bother to make his actions consistent with what he says, or if he honestly thinks he's a meek and gentle soul; he just completely lacks any level of introspection.

Pacifism is a way of life. A morale choice you stand by even when it becomes difficult. Its as much about defusing conflict as avoiding it.
Dobbie is a pussy with a block button.
 
Man, Dobson has been busy making himself more of a loser, burning bridges and being more of a spiteful asshole since I last checked this forum. What the hell happened between him and GreyTick? In Dobson's usual lack of self-awareness he fails to realize that those tweets can by all means considered harassment. The very shit he always complaints about "being the victim of those evil trolls".

Imagine the sea of salt that would flow if Twitter bans him for harrasment.
 
What a weird existence GreyTick has. Imagine just being some guy who hangs out on twitter. Every now and then, you'll post something and this angry little blue bear shows up from the woodwork and acts like an asshole to you. This weird, sad little man who is intent on being your rival. Who's painted you as some kind of accuser figure in his own bizarre legendarium.

If only all of us could be so privileged as to be a distinct character in the Saga of the Blue Bear.

 
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