@Android Raptor Hate Thread

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Black Man Underwear said:
Please refrain from molesting the millipedes or you will be asked to leave PetSmart. Thank you ma'am.
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No giant African millipedes in petsmart in over a decade, they cracked down on their exportation so they're pretty hard and $$$ to get in the US now. You gotta find a breeder
 
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Android raptor said:
You gotta find a breeder
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Bitch in heat wants to breed with millipedes.
 
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Android raptor said:
No giant African millipedes in petsmart in over a decade, they cracked down on their exportation so they're pretty hard and $$$ to get in the US now. You gotta find a breeder
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>breaking the law because of your retarded obsession with rare insects
Keep us updated, specially about how sex feels
 
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I'm sick of Android Raptor.

Hey look at me, I'm so quirky and I like weird stuff like insects and weeb trash, not stupid girly things like babies and kittens, isn't that weird? I don't like my parents either. Hey everyone look at me I'm not like other girls.

If I saw AR on the street I'd probably walk right up to her and say "YO, what the hell's your problem?". Then I'd just stare at her really intensely right in the eyes until she gave a satisfactory answer.

I'll bet she wouldn't though. She'd probably cry, which she should. Then I'd pick up a nearby insect (like probably an ant or a pill bug, I guess pill bugs are technically crustaceans) and give it to her to make her feel a little better, since she hasn't done anything that serious, just act dumb online. She didn't have to cry about it.

Edit: To clarify obviously I'd be lying, I wanted her to cry (as previously stated), but I'd pretend like I didn't to seem more kind and reasonable.
 
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SSj_Ness said:
Babies don't get close to anyone but family, they literally cannot approach someone to even get them ill.
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Dude, babies crawl, and some even walk. Even "infant" = up to 1 year. (Walking starts usually 9-18 months; some pull up and go even earlier. But even not walking, crawlers are highly mobile, and highly exploratory.). If your baby isn't moving at a year, see a ped, stat.

I wasn't going to bother to say it the other day, but since you've doubled down and thrown in a "literally," I had to.

I'll also add that babies are also often social, so if there are 2 of them in a space let to roam, they will often get to know each other...and that can include picking up a dropped pacifier and trying it out before anyone can swipe it.
 
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