The transcribed phone call of MeowMix calling Jonathon Yaniv
Phone ringing and then is answered
Yaniv: Hello?
MeowMix: Hello? (Cat constantly Meowing in the background during call)
MeowMix: Feeling like shit?
Yaniv: I’m sorry?
MeowMix: Ah, Tiana wants you to stay away from her, okay?
Yaniv: Ah, whose this sorry?
MeowMix: Just don’t call her again, don’t do anything, Um, I will be calling the cops if you call her again OK? (Meowing cat in the background)
Yaniv: I’m sorry, and who are you?
MeowMix: No more contact OK? I’m a friend. (Three muffled words)
Yaniv: Can I just, can I talk please?
MeowMix: Oh, you wanna talk, OK fine.
Yaniv: Yeah, I do wanna talk actually, because you know she’s the one that actually approached me and asked me out and I have all the messages to prove that, so I’m not the one
MeowMix: I mean you did . . .
Yaniv: I mean I’m not the one that’s stirring up . . .
MeowMix: Oh, you faked who you are
Yaniv: What?
MeowMix: You totally . . .
Yaniv: I’m sorry
MeowMix: You faked who you are, you told me just like, you painted a whole different picture for her you know, it’s you know, I mean you . . .
Yaniv: What did I do? OK I tell you what, hang on a second, hang on. How did I, what did I do wrong here?
MeowMix: Ah, you put fake profile pictures out and you misrepresented yourself
Yaniv: OK, what, what, exactly what fake profile picture did I put up?
MeowMix: Well I understand it’s the black and white one that actually makes you look like a woman
Yaniv: The black and white one is actually me
MeowMix: Yeah, but it’s fake man
Yaniv: The black and white one is actually me
MeowMix: Ha ha ha, yeah but it’s fake man, it’s been enhanced like you wouldn’t believe and man I mean, I mean some people, I mean some people must really fall for that one. Totally catfishing
Yaniv: Um, that photo is, I’m not a catfish, the photo is me in a wig
MeowMix: You in a wig? Oh, wow you must be balding or something?
Yaniv: What the fuck is your problem huh?
MeowMix: Just stay away from her
Yaniv: OK, what’s your name
MeowMix: Rob
Yaniv: You know what? You know something, I’m asking you to call the cops
MeowMix: (laughs) He’s gonna call the cops, ha ha ha!
Yaniv: I’ve got your address
MeowMix: What’s my address
Yaniv: I’ve have your address, I’ve got Tiana’s address too
MeowMix: Oh you’re threatening Tiana’s address, you have my address do you, you have my address
Yaniv: I have her address
MeowMix: So, you’re threatening her are you?
Yaniv: I’m not threatening her, I’m just telling her, back the fuck off! (getting aggro now)
MeowMix: Well you’re the one that . . .
Yaniv: (unintelligible) excuse me no, she’s the one that fucking called me, she called me, she text me, she approaches me on her app. So . . .
MeowMix: Jessica, you’re delusional, you’re delusional Jessica
Yaniv: OK, OK, Is she next to you?
MeowMix: I’m not going to confirm or deny that.
Yaniv: Well I hope she hears this because she is the one that actually lead me on
MeowMix: Leading you on on?
Yaniv: Yeah
MeowMix: Leading you on?
Yaniv: Yeah, leading me on
MeowMix: You must be easy to lead, you must be easy to lead on
Yaniv: OK, have you seen the messages that were sent between the two of us?
MeowMix: Ah, yes
Yaniv: You have?
MeowMix: I have seen some of them (cat meowing in the background) You seem a little, you seem a little, have you ever watched the show, “You”?
Yaniv: Have I watched what?
MeowMix: Have you ever watched the show “You”? You know, like with the guy that kills and stuffs his girlfriend, it kinda reminds me of you?
Yaniv: What the hell’s your problem buddy? (getting aggressive and annoyed)
MeowMix: My problem? Wow, my problem, ha ha ha, yeah I mean you set . . .
Yaniv: (Interrupting) You know what? You know what, you know what, go phone the cops. Phone the cops
MeowMix: The cops won’t do anything, I mean we were told about this constable ( an aggroYaniv constantly interrupting but unintelligible)
Yaniv: No, go, no, no, no, phone the cops
MeowMix: We have, I have
Yaniv: Go, call the cops
MeowMix: We knew that you’d probably threaten the cops, the cops don’t care about you
Yaniv: Well, phone, phone the cops
MeowMix: Mate, you, do you remember what you said, do you remember what you said about a certain cop?
Yaniv: What did I say about the cops?
MeowMix: What did you say about Constable Heidi Stevenson? (cat meowing in the background)
Yaniv: I didn’t say anything about Constable Stevenson, you know what, I’m actually going to go phone the cops on you so if you call me again you will be arrested
MeowMix: OK dude, so you want, so you can tell them that Rob . . .
Two beeps as Yaniv hangs up- end of transcription
A note from the transcriber to Johhny boy_ You see how we are all helping each other on this site Johnny Boy? I have taken the time and trouble to transcribe your cringey phone call so that the hearing impaired can hate you equally too. How is that for diversity and inclusivity Johnny Boy? These hearing-impaired persons are minorities, and now that they have read your phone call, I fully expect you to sue them all for being transphobic bigots. I will supply you with a full list of names of the hearing impaired Johnny Boy, so you can rush off down to the courts in between your corporate management stuff and managing your period pain, and you can lodge frivolous, vexatious writs against them all, and then you can start on the blind people.
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