Any homophobes in the audience?

Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
Get them up against The Wall
(Against The Wall)
Now there's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me
Get him up against The Wall
(Against The-)
And that one looks Jewish and that one's a coon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint and another with spots
If I had my way, I'd have all of ya shot!
 
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I identify as homo-revulsed.
Let me guess, this guy's a muslim BECAUSE HE SURE IS BOMBING UP THERE! But I kid, I kid. But let me tell you about those muslims. They sure love to sex a goat. *shite audience laughs nervously* Now I'm a pretty liberal guy, so I'm open to various relationships. I'm not... GOAT-A-PHOBIC. So one evening after a few Pabst Blue Ribbons and helping my wife's daughter read one of her Twilight books since the school system doesn't teach 15 year olds how to read anymore as they're so busy giving them condoms and leading them to the abortion clinic after reaffirming they shouldn't have sex with white boys, I went over to my buddy Achmed's house. And guess what, HE OFFERED TO LET ME SCREW HIS GOAT! I was like, wow. Cultural enlightenment. *fecal audience laughs some more nervously* Well what could I say, right? I don't want the politically correct morals police after me so I went for it. *audience cheers while taking pictures with their iPhones*

So I'm boning this goat. The goat seems to like it. I think I might be racist and need to prostrate myself and pay goat reparations because I can't understand goat yet, when out of the corner of my eye there's Achmed, and he's masturbating to me having sex with his goat! *audience nervously chuckles. One simp in the third row is heard ordering his ninth drink* So I'm like, Achmed, what are you doing? So I sound like Jerry Seinfeld? I think I sound like Jerry Seinfeld. I've been practicing on 17 year olds. *audience giggles* I hope I get an NBC sitcom deal soon. Anyway Achmed says, now he looks me right in the eye, okay? He looks me right in the eye and says, "I always wanted to try cuckolding, but at the same time be gay. Now I have done and seen both." *audience quietly giggles. faggoty comedian looks nervous his jokes aren't landing* "Gay? But I've only seen you with 10 year old girls. What are you talking about?"

Now this is when Achmed got really serious as he was cleaning the cum off his coffee table with an embroidery of Anita Sarkeesian on it, and he says, "That's a male goat!" *audience mildly laughs, one tranny throws 'her' stained green and yellow panties on the stage*

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! DON'T BE HOMOPHOBIC BECAUSE THEN I CAN ACT SUPERIOR TO YOUR BELIEFS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED SINCE YOUTH! Nine drink minimum which help you to find me funny. Try the veal.
Terrible.
 
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Fuck this dollar store hank azaria
 
Wraith said:
I identify as homo-revulsed.
Let me guess, this guy's a muslim BECAUSE HE SURE IS BOMBING UP THERE! But I kid, I kid. But let me tell you about those muslims. They sure love to sex a goat. *shite audience laughs nervously* Now I'm a pretty liberal guy, so I'm open to various relationships. I'm not... GOAT-A-PHOBIC. So one evening after a few Pabst Blue Ribbons and helping my wife's daughter read one of her Twilight books since the school system doesn't teach 15 year olds how to read anymore as they're so busy giving them condoms and leading them to the abortion clinic after reaffirming they shouldn't have sex with white boys, I went over to my buddy Achmed's house. And guess what, HE OFFERED TO LET ME SCREW HIS GOAT! I was like, wow. Cultural enlightenment. *fecal audience laughs some more nervously* Well what could I say, right? I don't want the politically correct morals police after me so I went for it. *audience cheers while taking pictures with their iPhones*

So I'm boning this goat. The goat seems to like it. I think I might be racist and need to prostrate myself and pay goat reparations because I can't understand goat yet, when out of the corner of my eye there's Achmed, and he's masturbating to me having sex with his goat! *audience nervously chuckles. One simp in the third row is heard ordering his ninth drink* So I'm like, Achmed, what are you doing? So I sound like Jerry Seinfeld? I think I sound like Jerry Seinfeld. I've been practicing on 17 year olds. *audience giggles* I hope I get an NBC sitcom deal soon. Anyway Achmed says, now he looks me right in the eye, okay? He looks me right in the eye and says, "I always wanted to try cuckolding, but at the same time be gay. Now I have done and seen both." *audience quietly giggles. faggoty comedian looks nervous his jokes aren't landing* "Gay? But I've only seen you with 10 year old girls. What are you talking about?"

Now this is when Achmed got really serious as he was cleaning the cum off his coffee table with an embroidery of Anita Sarkeesian on it, and he says, "That's a male goat!" *audience mildly laughs, one tranny throws 'her' stained green and yellow panties on the stage*

GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY! DON'T BE HOMOPHOBIC BECAUSE THEN I CAN ACT SUPERIOR TO YOUR BELIEFS BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BRAINWASHED SINCE YOUTH! Nine drink minimum which help you to find me funny. Try the veal.
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Found the homophobe.
 
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Wraith said:
Oh, so you're picking on a dark man in a cloak and telling him what morals to have. *summons a brick monster* That's a nice store front you've got there.
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A brick monster is a golem.
 
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A brick monster is a golem.
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OooOOOOoh, so now you're calling me a jewish dark man in a cloak who ain't entitled to his superior morals. *throws brick monster through your window*
... Is that how it's done. Someone let me know when I call @Y2K Baby a white jogger and steal his shoes and smart phone. I'm kinda new at this.
 
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