Anyone else here prefer the more obscure lolcows?

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Don't get me wrong, folks like Chris, Phil, Ding Dong Long Gone and Chantal will never not be entertaining, but I have a hard time keeping up with all the drama and the hundreds of pages and threads those folks generate. I get fatigued by the sheer amount of retardation these folks produce. I prefer some of the lesser-known cows like Kayden X and Jeffrey Marsh.

Anyone else? Who's your fave obscurecow?
 
Probably not that obscure but...who was the trailer park goth aunt who lived like she was forever a 14-year old? You know the one who fucked her son's schoolmate and turned him, or both of them, trans. Shitty tattoos, bad makeup and retarded clothes. Deleted everything every 2 years or so. Raven Sparks? More like Gayden Farts amirite heh heh
 
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It's easier to keep up with cows that are dead, check out the Conald Petersen thread.
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Political lolcows like Nicoolo "Fisted by Foucault" Soldo, Grindr Greg Johnson, Jason Jorjani, Tim Pool, Bronze Age Pervert and Raw Egg Nationalist deserve more attention.
 
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I may ruin a personal favorite but I like this one

He calls himself Jumanne. He’s been trying to “make it” like all the streamers and personalities he follows but failed and just continues #throughthestruggles. He has zero personality, like anything going on. He “crashed out” a cvs and like Walgreens and like dollar tree (basically just knocking shit over and acting like a fool) in a poor and half hearted impression of some shit he’s seen. That was his big gambit, this like viral crash out where he like knocks shit over and he becomes famous and finally “makes it”. So of course that doesn’t work and nowadays he does sad boy tik tok vlogs and gambles away all the money he earns. I’ve been following for a while so I’m pretty invested in the story.

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He always talks about the same shit everyday so like there’s no timeline for him, just one single never ending miserable day but it makes it hard to find things because he reacts and then reacts again to his own videos. I forgot he has a porn addiction too his brain is totally fried.

Dont scare my cow
 
I've been thinking this guy deserves a thread since he first got featured on A&N:
If I get enough free time and an archive site to actually work for me I may take a run at it. I think once he gets out of jail there will be some pretty good milk.

As far as pop star cows...If I never hear about Bossman Sack Jack again I would be happy, but gambling bores me in general so I really could care less about what gay internet bucks some spaz spends and loses. Some people seem to really want to talk about him though so I'll shut up now.

Chris will always surprise us--that cow was already out to pasture when the Bella/Motherfucker story broke so NEVAR FORGET! He's not a young calf anymore but without Gayden Peck selling his literal garbage and keeping him quiet there would be a lot more milk coming from him post-jail.
 
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Probably not that obscure but...who was the trailer park goth aunt who lived like she was forever a 14-year old? You know the one who fucked her son's schoolmate and turned him, or both of them, trans. Shitty tattoos, bad makeup and retarded clothes. Deleted everything every 2 years or so. Raven Sparks? More like Gayden Farts amirite heh heh
Holy shit I forgot about Raven!! That girl was insane.

The cows of 2012-2016 were some of the best this site had to offer.
 
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I may ruin a personal favorite but I like this one

He calls himself Jumanne. He’s been trying to “make it” like all the streamers and personalities he follows but failed and just continues #throughthestruggles. He has zero personality, like anything going on. He “crashed out” a cvs and like Walgreens and like dollar tree (basically just knocking shit over and acting like a fool) in a poor and half hearted impression of some shit he’s seen. That was his big gambit, this like viral crash out where he like knocks shit over and he becomes famous and finally “makes it”. So of course that doesn’t work and nowadays he does sad boy tik tok vlogs and gambles away all the money he earns. I’ve been following for a while so I’m pretty invested in the story.

Here’s some links




He always talks about the same shit everyday so like there’s no timeline for him, just one single never ending miserable day but it makes it hard to find things because he reacts and then reacts again to his own videos. I forgot he has a porn addiction too his brain is totally fried.

Dont scare my cow
Man, I remember 'falling' into shit at dollar trees without the pretense of getting views because I was a dumbass kid doing it for shits and giggles. This is a fully grown man disrupting some teenage staff doing prat falls? I guess it's a dying art being as annoying as possible.
 
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What is that boy up to nowadays? Does he still live with that fat guy? He seems like the rare exception that learned from his mistakes.
He's a beautiful heckin' valid trans woman now

In all seriousness it looks like he quit doing youtube as a fulltime job, got a regular job and makes occasional youtube videos as a hobby on his simian jimmy channel. Im unsure of the finer details as I only casually watch his content
 
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He's a beautiful heckin' valid trans woman now

In all seriousness it looks like he quit doing youtube as a fulltime job, got a regular job and makes occasional youtube videos as a hobby on his simian jimmy channel. Im unsure of the finer details as I only casually watch his content
Good to know he's doing better, he presents himself as an edgelord but is just a giant cream puff who somehow made me feel sympathetic for Elliot Rodger for a second.
 
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