Anyone excited for the Puppy Bowl?

I don't know who came up with the idea of having a bunch of puppies run around in a little mock stadium, but not only is it a superior option to the super bowl, but it also feels like a masterful piece of modern satire.

I'm still waiting for the kitty bowl
Cats stink. You try to pet them and they get all worked up and walk around the room and it's like "You furry little fuck I swear to god if you don't stop wandering away I'm going to throw you into a storm drain and leave you there".
 
I'm hoping Spot scores the most goals but really I'm upset they banned kittens from the event after the Niggerman Jr. incident.
 
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