Anyone want to watch the tornado with me?

Agent Abe Caprine · Mar 31, 2025

We can drink beers on the porch.

DankSmoker · Mar 31, 2025

That sounds well alright, got any tabaccy?

Mesh Gear Fox · Mar 31, 2025

I got smokes.

Cat tit bingo · Mar 31, 2025

I got some moon pies and rc cola here.

Nicholas Gur · Mar 31, 2025

Will you hold my hand during?

Sparkletor 2.0 · Mar 31, 2025

I would but the judge said I'm not allowed within 100 yards of a tornado as part of my sentence.

Agent Abe Caprine · Mar 31, 2025

Sorry, guys. Tornado watch is over. We can have a tornado party with beers and smokes and hookers on the porch next time.

DankSmoker · Mar 31, 2025

Agent Abe Caprine said:
Sorry, guys. Tornado watch is over. We can have a tornado party with beers and smokes and hookers on the porch next time.

To be frank, I was most excited about the moon pies.