Are farmers the same as feds? - Kiwifarmers would make good feds.

[Da Grim Reaper]

I've been pondering a thought lately...
Have any of you noticed how bizarrely similar farmers act in comparison to feds?
On kiwifarms, data is collected, contextualized, and stored.
Dox information is posted, and some farmers even go as far as infiltrating Discords/Patreon pages to observe and document activity from certain people of interest.
Federal agents, especially those dealing with criminals or terrorist organizations, do the SAME EXACT THING.
Only exception is that they have sophisticated tools and state funding for their goals. Farmers gather publicly avalible information, or information from people who overshare about themselves.

Farmers and federal agents meticulously collect data on individuals or communities, document interactions, discussions, and personal information.
Federal agents similarly gather extensive information on criminals and their activities, movements, connections, bank activity, and other pertinent details.
Farmers infiltrate groups to observe and document behavior, by going undercover or incognito. Farmers for example don't use their real names, e-mail addresses, or usernames here. People have entire new personas for this forum only for example.
Federal agents do the same exact thing, they go undercover, or they use informants to infiltrate criminal organizations/terrorist groups, aiming to gather intelligence from within. I have seen similar tactics being used with Keffals' Discord a few years ago for example.

It's quite possible that all the users here are potential feds.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

The main difference is the FBI deals with white collar crimes. The collars we deal with are covered in poop so we don’t know what color they are.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I've been pondering a thought lately...

Paranoia with feds is an Amerimutt disease of the mind.
Obviously you want lawful, orderly societies where the feds serve your political interests.

 

[The Backwards Man]

The man sent down by God for all of us to document has written his very own compiler.
The demon the FBI worships has never written a compiler.

Obviously you want lawful, orderly societies where the feds serve your political interests.

I don't want feds at all.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I don't want feds at all.

Obviously.
You must be some sort of shitlib. Or worse, a lolbert.
May Allah protect us from this.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Obviously.
You must be some sort of shitlib. Or worse, a lolbert.
May Allah protect us from this.

Nigga I just wanna be left alone and I don't want the FBI and NSA to implant demonic Intel ME chips into my computers and phones

 

[AgendaPoster]

Nigga I just wanna be left alone and I don't want the FBI and NSA to implant demonic Intel ME chips into my computers and phones

Did you update your ME firmware?
I bet you did not.
DO IT

 

[The Backwards Man]

Did you update your ME firmware?
I bet you did not.
DO IT

Wrong, stalker, my motherboard does not have an ME chip because it is from before 2007.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Paranoia with feds is an Amerimutt disease of the mind.
Obviously you want lawful, orderly societies where the feds serve your political interests.

From Ancient Rome to Queen Elizabeth's England to the USSR and every nation across the world in some form, feds have never served the political interests of the people. Just the people in charge and the people with the money.

 

[AgendaPoster]

From Ancient Rome to Queen Elizabeth's England to the USSR and every nation across the world in some form, feds have never served the political interests of the people. Just the people in charge and the people with the money.

Nope. Not true. There are exceptions, easy ones too.
Also, you still need law& order, even if imperfect.

 

[Geddy Lee's Fee and See]

Nope. Not true. There are exceptions, easy ones too.
Also, you still need law& order, even if imperfect.

Police aren't feds though. Police are fine, even if they aren't perfect. We need LEO because the alternative is literal anarchy.

Feds are intel agents like FBI, CIA and NSA officers. They are literally there to do gay regine change bullshit and spy on the populace. We don't need feds. They've caused more harm than good to the US and to the world at large.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Police aren't feds though. Police are fine, even if they aren't perfect. We need LEO because the alternative is literal anarchy.

Feds are intel agents like FBI, CIA and NSA officers. They are literally there to do gay regine change bullshit and spy on the populace. We don't need feds. They've caused more harm than good to the US and to the world at large.

You definitely need CIA cause you need intelligence gathering from the world. Every single country does it. It would be insane if the US did not.
NSA is kinda controversial, but in a sane world, they would be listening to BLM and all sorts of anarchists, communists and degenerates, and keep them in check.
FBI might be kinda too large, probably could be replaced with some sort of cooperation mechanism. You do need to be able to pursue criminals over state borders, extradite them etc. Could have some state coop on catching them as needed.
Also there's the issue that local police tends to be retarded and ill equipped to deal with the massive criminality in the US. For example, drug trade spanning multiple countries. Some entity needs to do it.
I think these reflexive-reactionary positions are bad.
Why do you hate feds? Conservatives and right wingers feel targeted. OK, so let's fix that. It's the same issue with universities or large corpos. It's not the academia itself, it's the minorities and liberals in it.
Do a McCarthy and PUUUURGE them all, take over, and enjoy!

 

[Pomniman]

Any insular community with a degree of isolation from society at large (either through secrecy or through ostracization) will develop similar patterns of collective behavior.

 

[SNU]

There's like 2 people who actually do that shit and thousands like me who just talk shit.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Feds don't have souls. So no.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Wrong, stalker, my motherboard does not have an ME chip because it is from before 2007.

The ME chiplet is on the CPU die.
But you get passing grades for knowing about it.

 

[dick brain]

You definitely need CIA cause you need intelligence gathering from the world. Every single country does it. It would be insane if the US did not.
NSA is kinda controversial, but in a sane world, they would be listening to BLM and all sorts of anarchists, communists and degenerates, and keep them in check.
FBI might be kinda too large, probably could be replaced with some sort of cooperation mechanism. You do need to be able to pursue criminals over state borders, extradite them etc. Could have some state coop on catching them as needed.
Also there's the issue that local police tends to be retarded and ill equipped to deal with the massive criminality in the US. For example, drug trade spanning multiple countries. Some entity needs to do it.
I think these reflexive-reactionary positions are bad.
Why do you hate feds? Conservatives and right wingers feel targeted. OK, so let's fix that. It's the same issue with universities or large corpos. It's not the academia itself, it's the minorities and liberals in it.
Do a McCarthy and PUUUURGE them all, take over, and enjoy!

 

[Male Idiot]

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[Audit]

There are no feds on the farms. Any rumors you have heard to the contrary are malicious lies spread by Russian transsexuals. None, I repeat, precisely zero. If kiwifarms were a fed honeypot, Null would have told you by secret message relayed through deathfats.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

The collars we deal with are covered in poop so we don’t know what color they are.

Brown, obviously. Unless the poop is green/yellow/black/red/some other unusual color