Are the urinal mints in public restrooms free?

[SandyCat]

Am I allowed to keep them?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I can't see anyone stopping you!

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

mints? classy
we just get pineapples to piss on

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Fresh cakes. That's the Donny Difference!

 

[Aunt Carol]

Thank you for choosing my answer as a solution.

Funny story: one of my errands this weekend was to get out to the restaurant supply store for plastic bags and coffee flavor liquid. Bags are in the same aisle as the urinal mints, and I gotta tell you, you can get your fix for less than $2.25 each when you buy them by the 12-pack.

 

[SandyCat]

Thank you for choosing my answer as a solution.

Funny story: one of my errands this weekend was to get out to the restaurant supply store for plastic bags and coffee flavor liquid. Bags are in the same aisle as the urinal mints, and I gotta tell you, you can get your fix for less than $2.25 each when you buy them by the 12-pack.

What a deal

 

[Aunt Carol]

What a deal

You could make a whole batch of the American Psycho recipe and sell them on Etsy!

 

[Moths]

Anything is free when you leave no winesses

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

The elites don't want you to know this but the urinal mints in public restrooms are free. You can just take them. I have 352 urinal mints at home

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

they are free in teh same way the 72 ounce steak is free: you have to eat it all within 10 minutes, otherwise you have to pay for them.