Are there any dating sites that consider toilet paper orientation preference?

[byuu]

I can't have a future with someone who always puts the toilet paper roll the wrong way around.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Why would there be? Overhand is the objectively correct orientation. Nobody would want to date someone who thinks otherwise.

 

[Spud]

What do you consider the wrong way round? Facing the wall or away?

 

[El Goblina]

Why would there be? Overhand is the objectively correct orientation. Nobody would want to date someone who thinks otherwise.

Underhand is occasionally more resilient to certain problematic young cats, and so I have become known for defending the anti-cat-play position simply on the basis of improved utility WRT decreasing cleaning efforts.

 

[byuu]

What do you consider the wrong way round? Facing the wall or away?

Yes.

 

[Dysnomia]

I would say to request it directly in a feedback form to the dating site, noting that if they deny it then they aren't being inclusive. Threaten to cancel them on your Twatter if they don't comply with your TP hanging kink.

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

People who have a preference for how toilet paper hangs should be euthanized.

 

[Akashic Retard]

imagine actually putting toilet paper on the holder instead of on top of the tank

 

[Amphotericin B]

No, because having preferences is bigoted. Twitter says you should allow anything identifying itself as any orientation of toilet paper full access to your holes.

 

[Vingle]

What if the date doesn't use toilet rolls, isn't an bidè a solution?