Are there any fun advent calendars for adults?

[Aunt Carol]

Right off the bat, I gotta tell you that if you search for "adult advent calendar" you get not just sex toys, but cheap and crappy ones.

This is in the US; I think the UK does advent calendars better than we do. I did see a cheese advent calendar on Ashens, but it's about $50 with shipping to get one here. I like surprises but I'm not really into beauty products and I don't have a Keurig, so that really narrows things down to just chocolate again.

I'm probably too picky. A fishing lure advent calendar would rule if I fished.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This advent calendar is 100% Jesus, which is interesting. Advent calendars do run overly-secular, but the religious ones usually wait until Christmas for Jesus. I can't tell if that ruins the buildup, or really hammers the point home.


Even the Godzilla advent calendar isn't 100% Godzilla.

 

[Cardinal Cardinal]

My first thought went to alcohol when "adult" was mentioned.

https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/boozy-advent-calendars/

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is only $15, but I don't know anyone with kids whom I want to torment: