Are there toilets in heaven, and if so, who has to clean them?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

There has to be because not pooping would be a living hell.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

God will make your butt hole indestructible. Don't worry.

 

[JethroTullamore]

No toilets in heaven, everyone has to wear diapers.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No toilets in heaven, everyone has to wear diapers.

Hmm. Are there microwaves in heaven?

 

[JethroTullamore]

Hmm. Are there microwaves in heaven?

No microwaves, only air friers.

 

[Grub]

No toilets in heaven, everyone has to wear diapers.

But who changes the diapers?

 

[JethroTullamore]

But who changes the diapers?

Jesus, of course. He’s on permanent heavenly diaper duty.

 

[generic sauce]

Either the poles or mexicans.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

In heaven no one has buttholes, all turd are just magically teleported to a godless land, Wisconsin

 

[Huh what?]

In heaven no one has buttholes, all turd are just magically teleported to a godless land, Wisconsin

Can confirm, it all ends up in Racine.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

The only toilets in heaven are skibbidi toilets, because what would paradise be without W rizz gyatt? Oh wait, I just realized I'm not in heaven but actually in hell. My mistake.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I mean if you think about it aren’t angels just God’s jannies? They’re the ones stuck cleaning up divine dookie

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I mean if you think about it aren’t angels just God’s jannies? They’re the ones stuck cleaning up divine dookie

They fight with flaming swords. Are all their tools on fire? Do they unclog the holy toilets with flaming plungers?

Wait, do you have to wipe with flaming toilet paper?

 

[Sean Shemmy]

You probably don't need to shit in Heaven, but it's not like I'm going up there anyways. Maybe I'll find out where the toilets are in Hell.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You probably don't need to shit in Heaven, but it's not like I'm going up there anyways. Maybe I'll find out where the toilets are in Hell.

Isaiah 25:6 "Here on Mount Zion the Lord Almighty will prepare a banquet for all the nations of the world—a banquet of the richest food and the finest wine."

If God is going to feed me, I'm going to eventually poop.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

If theres toilets in heaven does that mean theres food in heaven?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

If theres toilets in heaven does that mean theres food in heaven?

Yes. God is going to have a feast with all the best food and best wine. I just said that in the post before yours. It's in the Bible. Isaiah 25:6

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Yes. God is going to have a feast with all the best food and best wine. I just said that in the post before yours. It's in the Bible. Isaiah 25:6

I didnt even notice that, my attention span is cooked

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Why do you think the Polish are so big on Catholicism?