- Joined
- Jul 11, 2022
1. I have a bellow average sized PP
2. I haven't felt a womans touch since my conception
3. I have read 50+ lolcow articles
4. I would suck Moon's dick for the tag no questions asked
5. I don't ween, I just watch, much like my wife and her bf
6. I am hip and cool with internet slang (cuh, ops, based, cringe etc.)
7. I am a chronic cigarette smoker and don't plan on stopping
8. I am wanted in 50+ states for tax evasion and terrorism
9. I have committed numerous warcrimes
10. I own numerous ICBM's which I plan to sell to the middle east in the near future
11. I'm a gamer, I game games, if you will
12. You can't beat me in command and conquer: generals 1v1 (don't even try I main china tank general)
13. I have a stable 9-5 job selling crack in low income housing enviroments of Detroit
14. I watched Pewdiepie since the Stephano era
15. I am fairly proficient in ChrisChan lore due to watching the docu series on YT
I believe I have made my point. If you counter it with another argument I will label you a hater and a troll and block you on twitter.com don't try me my uncle is Elon Musketeer
2. I haven't felt a womans touch since my conception
3. I have read 50+ lolcow articles
4. I would suck Moon's dick for the tag no questions asked
5. I don't ween, I just watch, much like my wife and her bf
6. I am hip and cool with internet slang (cuh, ops, based, cringe etc.)
7. I am a chronic cigarette smoker and don't plan on stopping
8. I am wanted in 50+ states for tax evasion and terrorism
9. I have committed numerous warcrimes
10. I own numerous ICBM's which I plan to sell to the middle east in the near future
11. I'm a gamer, I game games, if you will
12. You can't beat me in command and conquer: generals 1v1 (don't even try I main china tank general)
13. I have a stable 9-5 job selling crack in low income housing enviroments of Detroit
14. I watched Pewdiepie since the Stephano era
15. I am fairly proficient in ChrisChan lore due to watching the docu series on YT
I believe I have made my point. If you counter it with another argument I will label you a hater and a troll and block you on twitter.com don't try me my uncle is Elon Musketeer
