That OP was actually painful to read, especially this part.
He actually took the time to write that all out, thought to himself "Wow, looks good!" and then put it up for the entire world to see. And then he didn't delete it even after he was mocked.
But as others have said, I get the feeling he's only like 12-15 or something and is an internet newbie. People who are 1.) preteens/teenagers and 2.) have never used a forum before tend to be total shitposters until they get the hang of things. Unfortunately, it seems like he never did.