Aseriley and "his Family"

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Aseriley or Riley Is known for an altercation with the Gunt
Fight seen here archived by Arm Pit Cream
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The fight was over May's stuff (digi's ex) being left out in the rain
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Riley's family has 4 main members

Riley is a drug addicted, clout chasing, life ruining, pedophile enabling failed rapper and producer of the dick show.
His job as "producer of the Dick show" though and what that really means is vague at best. His job seems to be to @ people on twitter asking them to go on the show.
Riley losing his twitter was so bad it made him cry


Way back in the day he was also the head of a Gofundme for himself to ebeg
My best friend of the last few years, and recently the best roomate I've ever had, Riley, has had a tough few weeks that are really making life miserable for him. He was recently terminated from a career he spent 5 years at trying to work his way up out of retaliation for whisteblowing a manager above him. We're currently out of town visiting friends, as we had no idea this would all happen so suddenly, and we're likely facing eviction before we even return home. While he seeks a new job, and we do everything we can to earn money on our own, we have to face the reality that, given our current situation, we have to do everything we can to avoid losing our apartment. Therefore, we are trying to do everything we can raise enough money to give us a month or two for him to find a new job, start working, and get paid so that we can start supporting ourselves again and get our lives back on track.
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the bad blood between Dick and Asterios had reached its peak, and Riley was able to claim victimhood, complaining to Dick that the mean Asterios stan Zwick was censoring him. Shortly after, Hazencruz released another hitpiece video featuring Riley, this time aimed at Asterios (timestamp: 52:47). In this video, Hazencruz once again uses Riley to emotionally manipulate, depicting him as an excited young boy with stars in his eyes who was used and betrayed by Asterios. That betrayal? Not giving Riley enough stage time to embarrass himself in a monkey mask.
The video was once again effective, and soon after, Riley began appearing on the Dick Show.

He is also known for telling dear feeder (null) to leave the dick show saying in a now deleted tweet
that he was "like someone who had over stayed his welcome at a party".
This resulted the split of Dick and Null.
resulting in the "Karen farms song"

Mint
A girl Riley convinced to leave her home to draw furry porn and art for Riley's internet friends
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Gunt claims he fucked mint
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mint talking about her parents on stream


Bird
An old friend of Riley and current gay lover of Pedophile Digibro.
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He is also know for touching Scars' Dick while high at a road rage.

Digibro
Digi acts as the funding force with his shrinking Patreon and house acting as home and funding for the group.
He is a noted lolicon an ex with may (who is as of writing Ralph's current girlfriend as seen in the fighting video)
Riley has turned Digi's whole channel into a place for him to post his shitty raps and vlogs much to the dismay of the anime subscriber base.
More on Digi can be found on his own thread

Riley: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/asepresents/?ref=page_internal https://archive.md/wip/y1cND
Twitter: https://twitter.com/asepresents?lang=en https://archive.md/wip/gGvs8
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/ASERiley/ https://archive.md/wip/f43kq
Website: http://asepresents.com/ https://archive.md/wip/yyesy
Mint Salad: Twitter: https://twitter.com/itsmintsalad https://archive.md/wip/pBuei
Website: https://itsmintsalad.wixsite.com/portfolio https://archive.md/wip/i2M5M
Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/itsmintsalad https://archive.md/wip/InoqM
 
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Lots of good info but you need to fix the thread title and move to either the Gunt sub or PG I think.
 
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I think that Riley is going to to be an increasingly exceptional individual in the future what with him forgoing the trappings of having a roof over his head and moving into an RV with Mint Salad and Bird. As well as the recent drama with Ethan Ralph which will undoubtedly become an ongoing saga on the Killstream in which Riley will drop diss tracks as well as greatly strain his relationship with Dick Masterson potentially ending his employment as Producer of The Dick Show.
 
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I'm willing to bet Riley will start posting in this thread to try to shit it up.

Keep an eye out for new users who start posting oddly specific info. It will be Riley. This thread will likely get very autistic ala the ManlyTears thread.

Also OP should add this music video to the first post:
 
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Riley is too cowardly to post as himself. You will see a bunch of socks shit up the thread, though. This is what he did to the Dick Masterson when the simpspiracy was going hot and heavy. When new embarrassing facts came out about Maddax, all of a sudden socks would show up to shit up the thread. That’s what you will see here.

Not sure why this needs to go to the gunt forum, these people are embarrassments all on their own and have ties to various other lolcows.
 
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All I know about Mint is that she drew the art for a podcast hosted by one of Ralph's callers named @FlowEuphoria, Crippled Jesus, and Isaac Jackson, who I've never heard of. Imagine if drawing this shit for no names was your life.
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Is it true that Dick's prompting is what made her leave home to join Digi's found family? Dick said that wasn't the case, but I don't really believe him.
 
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Vetti said:
All I know about Mint is that she drew the art for a podcast hosted by one of Ralph's callers named @FlowEuphoria, Crippled Jesus, and Isaac Jackson, who I've never heard of. Imagine if drawing this shit for no names was your life.
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Is it true that Dick's prompting is what made her leave home to join Digi's found family? Dick said that wasn't the case, but I don't really believe him.
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That artwork looks like it could be easily interchanged for TurdFlingingMonkey.
 
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Vetti said:
All I know about Mint is that she drew the art for a podcast hosted by one of Ralph's callers named @FlowEuphoria, Crippled Jesus, and Isaac Jackson, who I've never heard of. Imagine if drawing this shit for no names was your life.
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Is it true that Dick's prompting is what made her leave home to join Digi's found family? Dick said that wasn't the case, but I don't really believe him.
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Mint was active in the TDS community while studying graphic design at college. She was in a long distance relationship at the time with a guy who was in his mid 30's (she's 18) but then she started talking a lot to Riley on the discord. Riley thought it would be a fantastic bit for Jon Breaks Bad News to call her boyfriend and break up with him. Really classy broad.

After that Mint moved in with Riley into what @Had described as a 'crack shack'. Her adoptive parents thought that this was fucked as any normal parent would and started to make demands like "We won't pay for your car, health insurance or tuition unless you come home". Riley gets another amazing idea for Dick to call Mint Salad's family live on air because of the 'crazy' texts that they had sent her.

Dick received a lot of pushback for doing that at the time and he basically called everyone a simp for Mint. So yes, Dick 100% encouraged her to fuck up her relationship with her family. To this day her family still try to reach out to her and Riley boasts on twitter about how her and him shit all over them. It's quite horrific and reminiscent of when Ralph conducted himself in a similar way under the alias of Rad Roberts.

Riley is known within The Dick Show community as a parasite. He has leeched off many people in the community like Asterios, Hazencruz, infamously starting a gofundme and e-begging because he got himself fired for harassing his boss. So naturally he sees Digibro as meal ticket. Riley, Bird and Mint move into Digibros house which pissed off May at the time because she had at this point been a NEET for 3 years. Riley is pretty much using Digibro for free rent and using his 330K subscriber YouTube channel to promote his horrible music. All for the low, low fee of Bird having to put his penis inside another mans anus.

So that is the story of how Dick and Riley got a girl to fuck up her relationship with her parents and her education to move into a pedophiles house.

Here are some examples of Mint Salad's mother trying to reach out to talk to her daughter:

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He shared these. He thinks these make him look good.
 
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Riley's going to OD, alone and forgotten and it'll be his own doing.

Nothing of value will have been lost. From everything I've seen he'll just use everybody and everything until there's nothing left for him and then he'll just wander again. I wonder if there are any of the prank call community people that he used to hang around with perusing the forum.
 
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Simply Outplayed said:
Riley says that they aren't pressing charges but Ralph did hit Mint. He looks like he is going to cry.

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Imagine fighting Ethan Ralph and coming out with the L :story:

Riley will make a diss track about null but the second the Ralphamale shows up irl and asserts superiority over his hippy commune he breaks down, and falls back on veiled threats about pressing charges.
He won't even confront Reethan with Daddy Dax as backup, his inferior gunt was so cowed. Shameful!
 
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Probably the best and most principled move here is to refuse to engage in any “bloodsports” with Ralph. However... you come out looking like a pussy. It’s lose-lose.
Would’ve been better to never engage with Ralph IRL... too late now.
 
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I sympathise with Riley's position a bit. I mean, if he does engage with Ralph in Bloodsports, it will just make an already potent trashfire burn hotter. On the other, he looks like a pussy for avoiding it.

Meh, the guy is a cuck and I'm not surprised he cucked out. Still, I'll give him this. He did land a decent hat-removing punch on the gunt's pig jaw. 🤛:gunt:🤜

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