Assuming I read 20 pages of one thread per day, how long would it take me to get through every Kiwifarms thread?

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idk

but

according to chatgpt

The time it would take to read 16,551,516 posts depends on several factors, including the average reading speed and the length of each post. Let's break it down:

1. **Assumption:** Each post is two paragraphs long.
2. **Average Reading Speed:** The typical reading speed is around 200-250 words per minute.
3. **Paragraph Length:** Assuming each paragraph is about 100 words, that would make each post approximately 200 words.

Now, let's calculate the time:

- **Total Words:** \(16,551,516 \text{ posts} \times 200 \text{ words per post} = 3,310,303,200 \text{ words}\)
- **Time to Read:** \(3,310,303,200 \text{ words} \div 250 \text{ words per minute} = 13,241,213 \text{ minutes}\)

To convert that into hours, days, and years:

- **Hours:** \(13,241,213 \text{ minutes} \div 60 = 220,687 \text{ hours}\)
- **Days:** \(220,687 \text{ hours} \div 24 = 9,195 \text{ days}\)
- **Years:** \(9,195 \text{ days} \div 365 = \approx 25.2 \text{ years}\)

So, it would take approximately **25.2 years** to read all 16,551,516 posts, assuming you read continuously without any breaks.
 
idk

but

according to chatgpt

The time it would take to read 16,551,516 posts depends on several factors, including the average reading speed and the length of each post. Let's break it down:

1. **Assumption:** Each post is two paragraphs long.
2. **Average Reading Speed:** The typical reading speed is around 200-250 words per minute.
3. **Paragraph Length:** Assuming each paragraph is about 100 words, that would make each post approximately 200 words.

Now, let's calculate the time:

- **Total Words:** \(16,551,516 \text{ posts} \times 200 \text{ words per post} = 3,310,303,200 \text{ words}\)
- **Time to Read:** \(3,310,303,200 \text{ words} \div 250 \text{ words per minute} = 13,241,213 \text{ minutes}\)

To convert that into hours, days, and years:

- **Hours:** \(13,241,213 \text{ minutes} \div 60 = 220,687 \text{ hours}\)
- **Days:** \(220,687 \text{ hours} \div 24 = 9,195 \text{ days}\)
- **Years:** \(9,195 \text{ days} \div 365 = \approx 25.2 \text{ years}\)

So, it would take approximately **25.2 years** to read all 16,551,516 posts, assuming you read continuously without any breaks.
Nigger, he already provided a rate of 20 pages a day. So just 16,552,594 posts divided by 20 posts per page which is 827,629.7 days or 2,267.478630137 years.
Though this is an underestimate as OP said "20 pages of one thread" per day which implies he'd stop at the end of the thread. Given how unlikely it is to find a thread which is an exact integer multiple of 20 (making the probabilistic assumption of "1:20" is not valid because of the sheer volume of threads which are less than 20 pages long), we can approximate that an additional 148,389 days would be required as that's how many threads there are.
 
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