Orbiter Augusto Kinochet / @kinocopter / @Feaser / Kinochet - BREAKING: Former Flamenco janny and eternal clout chaser wants you to notice him

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Having let the brief notoriety of proving that Ralph's family fought for the Union go to his head, this one time literally-who reply guy has become a massive attention whore, shameless self promoter, try-hard troll, coat-tail riding dingleberry, and gay-opping one trick pony.


The QRD:
Kinochet first appeared on Twitter in December, '21 after seemingly respawning from a ban on a currently unknown account. He immediately jumped into being an oft ignored reply guy to various YouTubers/e-celebs and would continue this pattern of behavior for several months.
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Having eventually gained a small following after transitioning to almost exclusively discussing Ralph, he would strike a rich vein of dopamine upon revealing that Ethan's great-great-great-pawpaw fought for the Union. This would mark the point where he began his journalist shtick as it was the first time any of his tweets received more than a dozen updoots.
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Shortly thereafter, he had another brief moment of "success" when he revealed that he had taken a screenshot of Baked Alaska's womanly behind.
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Seemingly not used to receiving positive feedback, he'd spam these "successes" at various e-celebs, all the while reminding everyone that he's totally a journalist and that people should follow his Telegram, which he continues to do nearly once every 5 posts.
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A mere week later, our intrepid reporter would be taken to task when it was revealed he once held a broom in Flamenco's Discord as rumors of pedophilia swirled around the content creator, neither for the first nor last time. He took the opportunity to utilize his recently created forum account to explain here.

Although this explanation was generally accepted at the time, it would not be long until the goodwill was exhausted. His posts very quickly devolved from well received banter to self promotion of his Twitter and Telegram account, but the straw that broke the camel's back was an incident in which he lifted content from the forum, took credit for it, was caught and became smug in addressing it. He continues repeating this behavior today, presumably because he does not understand the communities grievances and finds the negative attention validating.
In a matter of 18 days, he compulsively posted 516 times.

After a failed attempt or two at returning to the forum, he moved on to the Fediverse. He initially went to Poa.st but after certain behaviors were repeated, the admin Graf understandably grew tired of Kinochet and banned him after doxing his "business" email. Josh briefly discussed the incident and explained his position on both parties involved during a November episode of MATI


He's largely remained ignorable until he was at the center of a recent incident involving a nonexistent sex tape of Pantsu being shilled around Twitter in a fairly large scale, coordinated effort to a-log Ralph. The gay-op failed before sunrise and the sektur has been busy coping and sneeding about how the forum just doesn't get the joke.

When not busy recycling the same 5 jokes on Twitter, he spends his days bullying children in Roblox, having apparently created at least 25 sock puppets there. Although perhaps there's someone else even more obsessed with himself and his "brand" than he is.
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He's also a fan of making shill threads on /pol/ to help seed his narratives.
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The only time he'll ever get top billing above anyone in the sektur is when he's doing the writing. His attempt to frame other nobodies when he can't be bothered to tripfag like KOP is rich as well

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This thread went up right when the gay-op started and this was the moment it got derailed. Great copes in real time before they ran to check the forum


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There's that signature writing style. Guess it gets old (correctly) calling Ethan Ralph a convicted sex offender 50 times per day.
 
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Some gay ass lore: before he was Augusto kinochet, his handle was "I got reincarnated as a helicopter", and he changed his name to Augusto kinochet while he was DM'ing corrine when ralph and her were in DC last year. Then he pretended to be a news reporter and tried to get her on the kino casino.

Also the anime he bases all his pfps on is full of the same lolipedo shit he rips flamenco on, proving further(if it even needed to be proved) that he has no moral leg to stand on. Here is his pfp in human form, a little girl - Rimuru Tempest:

Now here's Rimuru's "bestie"(so fucking gay) Milim Nava:

Literal pedoshit. Also, this thread is AIDS and he's going to cope its existence by celebrating it on his Twitter.

So guys who's more haram, Spectre or Kinochet? My vote is the latter.
 

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I don't know if this is public knowledge but in honor of Kinochet getting his own thread I can reveal I was the one who gave him the original invite to the Farms. I'd seen him be retweeted and he seemed funny enough, then he asked me to post something on here but I was too lazy so I gave him an invite instead. I will repent for this sin the rest of my days, my deepest apologies.
 
Really feels like the Ralph cinematic universe is slowly heading into the Darksydephil territory in terms of his "A-logs" turning out more deranged and unlikable. Got faggots like Kinochet and Xaniberries to thank for that. I wonder how long till the whole Gunt News Network has a full-blown SOK-tier implosion.
 
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