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- Aug 11, 2015
Welcome everyone to first annual Autist of the Year! After the preliminary voting out of 44 candidates in inner circle, there have been decided 10 people who will now make it to the final voting process! Whoever receives the most votes in this will become the Autist of the year, and receive a banner to prove it, a nice pink name (sorry, @FramerGirl420), and entry into the Lolcow tournament later this month! Those in second and third place can know that they were close to the title this year, and up the ante on their autism next year to obtain it!
This list was made out of a voting process of 44 candidates, and each candidate had to be associated with kiwi farms or /cow/ to some extent to be able to enter the contest. All lolcows were disqualified due to their already being a contest for them, and it being obvious that they are all extremely autistic. All staff were entered in by default. This is the final list derived from his voting process.
You all have until next Wednesday to vote for your favorite autist on here, and then the final person will be announced in a special thread just for them, along with their prize given out later!
Some information on our candidates:
This list was made out of a voting process of 44 candidates, and each candidate had to be associated with kiwi farms or /cow/ to some extent to be able to enter the contest. All lolcows were disqualified due to their already being a contest for them, and it being obvious that they are all extremely autistic. All staff were entered in by default. This is the final list derived from his voting process.
You all have until next Wednesday to vote for your favorite autist on here, and then the final person will be announced in a special thread just for them, along with their prize given out later!
Some information on our candidates:
- Roger Rabbit: 19yr old Sperg with a "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" obsession. Has/had a 30yr old hambeast internet wife who took a selfie with her dying relative. Doxx'd himself three times trying to ween lolcows. He would passive-aggressively flirt with female members, creeping them the fuck out and probably would have been halal but he never really chimped out when provoked so he wisely avoided that fate.
- Meowth: Moderator of the tumblr forum, came over with the Vade-migrants I think. She uses tumblr and moderates the tumblr subsection so that says a lot.
- Katsu: Admin autist homo tranny shut-in with gender euphoria dysphoria, ex-virgin with rage, as mentioned. Has a striped stockings fetish, political leanings change with his mood and libido. Likes to suck on dead fish while wearing a cat-ears hoodie.
- Jazzgoof: Entersphere tard that stood out. That should say enough.
- Kirby: Terrible shitposter, almost became accepted when he managed to troll Shaner only to proceed to flaunt/post pedo pictures in chat and openly wondered why pedos were bad.
- Cucky: Took the forums too seriously, couldn't stand criticism (dumb ratings). Sperged out, got called out and refused to accept that he fucked up until the very end.
- *Asterisk*: Has made a bunch of viewpoints that do not agree with the majority, and are just plain not correct in terms of reasoning.
- Melchett: Sleeps on a pile of cocaine like some drug-dragon, eats weed on her salads with a side of LSD. Fucks her pet real life sperg, is a moderator of god knows what? Is always topless and dyes her hair every week. Keeps a camwhore photo-journal in the pics section. British.
- Null: Single handedly shattered the forum community into warring subs-states, hates the community and forums, is the cause of all of the forum's problems and makes nothing but bad decisions. He is currently hiding from biker gangs that are a manifestation of his schizophrenia which forced him to becoming a country hopping vagabond and has an ED article on him is 100% accurate.
- Dynastia: Some normal user that keeps getting unfairly bullied by the forum community and is probably the most honest member here.
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