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You really do seem like a shitty GM, and I would not play a table top RPG with you. It seems like you get off on killing your players. I don't give a shit if you do voices or not, but if you think it's your job to kill off your players (whether they deserve it or not) and you clearly do... then yeah, you're a shitty GM.
Look, faggot, if your character can't defend himself, he has no right to live. The world is an altar upon which all living things must be sacrificed forever and ever. I'm not evil. I'm nature, running it's course.
 
Look, faggot, if your character can't defend himself, he has no right to live. The world is an altar upon which all living things must be sacrificed forever and ever. I'm not evil. I'm nature, running it's course.
If you have such a small penis and you can only get yourself off by killing pc's who are *voluntarily* playing a game with you, than yeah not only are you doing it wrong, but you're also a shitty person. The GM is technically god in the game, but you should never be playing *against* your players. You're playing *with* them, *YOU faggot*. Them winning doesn't mean that you lose, and while you shouldn't ever give them an easy win (which you weren't wrong that Mercer often does), you also shouldn't revel in killing a shit fuck ton of players, which you also did.
 
If you have such a small penis and you can only get yourself off by killing pc's who are *voluntarily* playing a game with you, than yeah not only are you doing it wrong, but you're also a shitty person. The GM is technically god in the game, but you should never be playing *against* your players. You're playing *with* them, *YOU faggot*. Them winning doesn't mean that you lose, and while you shouldn't ever give them an easy win (which you weren't wrong that Mercer often does), you also shouldn't revel in killing a shit fuck ton of players, which you also did.
Project harder, victim of child abuse.

You do realize some people weren't molested as children, right?

>The GM is technically god in the game
I'm not your fucking kindergarden teacher, chomo. I'm not here to baby-sit a bunch of weak little faggots. If you die, you die. Death is the natural end of life . . . Unless you're a weak, pathetic coward who can't get good. Then, well, you deserve every fate laid at your feet.

Sneed harder, baby trash fire. Their Victories, are in fact, my defeats. If you're so fucking fragile and stupid that you can't provide your players with a real challenge without triggering memories of Uncle playing the Fuck My Ass Until It Bleeds games. . . . .


By the end of my campaigns, my surviving players because gods and demi-gods in their own right. Because they fucking earned it. Because they built kingdoms on top of literal, actual corpses of past characters and players who are weak pathetic conflict averse child molsters like yourself. Your baby faggot small dick players need magic spells and baby retard plots and script. Every single one of my players have their legacies carved in fictional blood and real world tears.

The difference between you and me, chomo, is I under the essence of Heroic Fantasy. No guilds, no fates, no backstory dude it's so deep faggotry. I understand the heights of a life lived moment to moment in constant peril. The integrity of a character who fights and dies by his own laws, not the enforced communist bullshit you homos demand. One of my best players built his legacy by constantly sacrificing new players and their characters to his Fire God. The screamed, and moaned, and demanded I interfere on their behalf. But why should I? Do you honestly think it's fair that God intervene on behalf of the stupid and homosexual? Some rail little bitch kin to your kind so easily lulled into trusting a man, who does not speak theirt language, is perpetually coated and filth and gore, and has been descrived as just having finished the sacrifice and feasting on 2 players who tried to join last session, because he's so fucking short-sighted and depended on the promise of communist faggot intervention that he ignore the reality presented to him and becomes another burnt offering for a foreign god?

If that is your idea of "Fair", you got another thing comin'

Go ahead, pussy. Dumrate and don't respond @UnKillShredDur

You're a fucking communist baby faggot and wouldn't last 10 seconds in a real D&D game.

For all your pomp and pretense, you are exactly the kind of obese devil the WOTC/MM/CR Scam needs to survive. You're the trashy mixed race orc to Matt Mercer's Saruman and WOTC's Morder.

Buh buh buh

Shut up, Chomo. Die screaming, you wailing faggot. You're the kind of senseless shitstain who cries when I don't equally divide EXP like a communist and instead only give it to the p,ayers who a c t u a l l y contribute to the combat encounter.

Sorry your prima facto charactermancer build you had to import into my custom sheets doesn't work like the machines told you it would. Almost as if the machines are lying to you. And you shouldn't trust them.
 
Faggotry multiple times over...
You were clearly trying to 'own' me on the word "fair", but I never used that word myself. (The dice are supposed to be what makes it fair. No need to bring that up, because if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you would already know that.) I guess we can chalk that up to one more thing that you don't know what you're talking about.

I did however say that a GM shouldn't be playing the game *against* their players, and it's pretty obvious that you do that. I'm sorry that you have a tiny penis, but I don't think that a tabletop rpg is the appropriate place to express that frustration, against me or anybody else.
 
You were clearly trying to 'own' me on the word "fair", but I never used that word myself. (The dice are supposed to be what makes it fair. No need to bring that up, because if you knew what the fuck you were talking about you would already know that.) I guess we can chalk that up to one more thing that you don't know what you're talking about.

I did however say that a GM shouldn't be playing the game *against* their players, and it's pretty obvious that you do that. I'm sorry that you have a tiny penis, but I don't think that a tabletop rpg is the appropriate place to express that frustration, against me or anybody else.
Wrong, braindead faggot dinosair princess. The dice make it random. The Gm makes it fair.

K E E P

C R Y I N G

It;s not my fault you're bad at tabletop games.
 
Wow, I didn't even see this one until now. Why are you getting so butthurt over internet stickers?
Because they are they lifeblood. If my precocious rating ever hits -1, I will suffer cardiac arrest as a result of experiencing social disapproval. Much like you would if you ever went outside or had friends . . . . .. . .
 
Wrong, braindead faggot dinosair princess. The dice make it random. The Gm makes it fair.

K E E P

C R Y I N G

It;s not my fault you're bad at tabletop games.
Right on. It's totally fair that you were literally *bragging* about killing 135+ characters since Mercer's first campaign. I already said I didn't watch his first campaign, but google says that started in 2015. If you really did kill 135+ PC's in 6 (hell, let's even say 7) years, then yeah I'll say it again. You're a shitty GM.

Because they are they lifeblood. If my precocious rating ever hits -1, I will suffer cardiac arrest as a result of experiencing social disapproval. Much like you would if you ever went outside or had friends . . . . .. . .
Also, I've never played a game of D&D in my life. What do you think I am, a fucking nerd?
 
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Right on. It's totally fair that you were literally *bragging* about killing 135+ characters since Mercer's first campaign. I already said I didn't watch his first campaign, but google says that started in 2015. If you really did kill 135+ PC's in 6 (hell, let's even say 7) years, then yeah I'll say it again. You're a shitty GM.
I've personally victimized virtually every potential player on Roll20 and /tg/

Maybe, let's say, I don't vet players

I only require them to make a character and attend

So it is really fucking stupid of you to reee like a socially unskilled creampie in progress before good business sense and a sensible ranch poloicy

BUT IR NOT BECUMMING IN VESTED IN DA PEEPLE

Like I said
A) I'm not a Communist
B) I'm not here or arbitrarily enforce Communism (Something only Commies do)

INB4

HURR
DURR
BUT
YOU
MUST
HAVE
RULES
GOYIM


IF YOU DONT HAVE ARBITRARY EXTERNAL RULES, GOY, HOW CAN WE CONTROL YE GOLEM

But that;s exactly what you want, pussy lips

PEACE
SAFETY
COMFORT

DURR I WANT MY GOLEM DELUSIONS

SCREEE HARDER KIKECUCK
 
Or maybe

I've personally victimized virtually every potential player on Roll20 and /tg/

Maybe, let's say, I don't vet players

I only require them to make a character and attend

So it is really fucking stupid of you to reee like a socially unskilled creampie in progress before good business sense and a sensible ranch poloicy

BUT IR NOT BECUMMING IN VESTED IN DA PEEPLE

Like I said
A) I'm not a Communist
B) I'm not here or arbitrarily enforce Communism (Something only Commies do)

INB4

HURR
DURR
BUT
YOU
MUST
HAVE
RULES
GOYIM


IF YOU DONT HAVE ARBITRARY EXTERNAL RULES, GOY, HOW CAN WE CONTROL YE GOLEM

But that;s exactly what you want, pussy lips

PEACE
SAFETY
COMFORT

DURR I WANT MY GOLEM DELUSIONS

SCREEE HARDER KIKECUCK
I'm not gonna lie, I have no fucking clue what you're screeching about XD
 
Or maybe

I've personally victimized virtually every potential player on Roll20 and /tg/

Maybe, let's say, I don't vet players

I only require them to make a character and attend

So it is really fucking stupid of you to reee like a socially unskilled creampie in progress before good business sense and a sensible ranch poloicy

BUT IR NOT BECUMMING IN VESTED IN DA PEEPLE

Like I said
A) I'm not a Communist
B) I'm not here or arbitrarily enforce Communism (Something only Commies do)

INB4

HURR
DURR
BUT
YOU
MUST
HAVE
RULES
GOYIM


IF YOU DONT HAVE ARBITRARY EXTERNAL RULES, GOY, HOW CAN WE CONTROL YE GOLEM

But that;s exactly what you want, pussy lips

PEACE
SAFETY
COMFORT

DURR I WANT MY GOLEM DELUSIONS

SCREEE HARDER KIKECUCK
I’d say you’re just shitposting, but I honestly believe you really are this retarded. You are the worst DM I’ve ever heard of, fucking Spoony would run a better campaign. feel sorry for your players if your autistic edgelord ass is all they have to go on
 
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