Autistic Video Game reviews. - Metal Gear is a frachise that just needs a 50000 hour review disecting its plot, gameplay, and impact on gayming

[Jazz never died!]

I hate being a fan of Metal Gear and seeing reviews that go into to much detail and then hate games in the franchise for retconing shit. Despite the genral public and other fans going "we have no problem every Metal Gear retcones". The worst ones are for Metal Gear Solid 4 a game with a great story and voice acting and most important gameplay and level design. A 5/5. This retard takes the cake remember folks the game took 4 years to make and by the time Modern Warfare was out they were 8 months away from shipping.

 

[M0nster]

 

[Str8Bustah]

The classic.

 

[Product Placement]

God Hand Review - IGN

Clover Studio has a knack for creating unique and off-the-wall games, many of which have ties to 2D art and gameplay. Viewtiful Joe was largely a side-scroller set in a 3D world with a cartoony art style and time-altering mechanics. The equally-excellent Okami utilized painting techniques not...

www.ign.com

Deadly Premonition Review - IGN

Deadly Premonition is the definition of a system seller. Once you play it, you'll want to go sell your system. That may seem like a harsh statement, but it's been a long time since I've played any boxed retail game on any system that feels this amateurish.

www.ign.com

Indie Boss Battler Furi Is The Wrong Kind Of Hard

My issue with Furi isn’t that it’s too hard. For a fast-moving action game entirely built around boss fights, a certain amount of exasperation is to be expected. My issue is that the game is too hard in the wrong ways and, perhaps, for the wrong reasons.

kotaku.com

Not a great game but reviewer didn't beat the game

Sonic & the Black Knight Review - IGN

Shadowy, gun-toting Hedgehogs, battle modes and so much more -- all twists on the classic fast and furious gameplay mechanics that helped propel SEGA's franchise to its mega-popular status around the globe. The publisher's tried it all, usually with disappointing results. Yet, the blue blur's...

www.ign.com

Shit game but Jim only put in 4 hours or so into the game

Review: Final Fantasy XIII

If you’re a hardcore Final Fantasy XIII fan, prone to emotional outburts and so defensive of Square Enix’s latest effort...

www.destructoid.com

This review was so bad ign removed it

Worldwide Soccer Manager 2009 Review Removed - IGN

We missed the mark. That's the only way to explain why we've pulled the U.S. review of Worldwide Soccer Manager 2008 off of our website. It doesn't happen very often, but when we do provide a review that's irresponsible and unfair we admit our mistake and fix it.

www.ign.com

 

[Epic Fail Man]

This will always be my favorite review.

 

[biophonic]

I hate being a fan of Metal Gear and seeing reviews that go into to much detail and then hate games in the franchise for retconing shit. Despite the genral public and other fans going "we have no problem every Metal Gear retcones". The worst ones are for Metal Gear Solid 4 a game with a great story and voice acting and most important gameplay and level design. A 5/5. This retard takes the cake remember folks the game took 4 years to make and by the time Modern Warfare was out they were 8 months away from shipping.

Just because you personally disagree with a review doesn't mean it's bad, you have to actually point out the main arguments and flaws of a review before you can post "IT DISAGREE WITH ME, IT BAD!" Sorry but highlighting the reasons why the review is a shit take would be good.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

1. This belongs more to Games subforum.
2. For autistic reviews we already have MauLer's thread.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

This retard thinks the FLUDD-less stages in Sunshine are bad. Opinion instantly worthless.

 

[Megatardingo]

Nintendo shitcube will always have a spot in my heart.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Been watching old G4 and Tommy Tallarico is a tool.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Does this qualify?

 

[Jazz never died!]

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Does this qualify?

Yes

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Over a decade and he still has yet to be refuted