Skitzocow Ava Nieves / Frank Zinn

[Treblinkachu]

Some of you guys might remember Ava Zinn from the good old days, aka 2010. I sure do. How could we forget her?

For those who don't know, Ava Zinn is an utterly insane transgender woman who used to run multiple online news agencies dedicated to talking almost exclusively about her personal life. She ran them, anchored them, and did PR for them. Really hilariously. Theories range from autism to schizophrenia.

Encyclopedia Dramatica has an article about it covering most of her insanity up to 2012, which I'll summarize:

--Making a fake girlfriend who then died in a tragic shooting incident
--Claiming to own a wal-mart type corporation called NoSirGifts while living in a trailer
--Anchoring fake newscasts about herself and stuttering through them like an autist
--Her Queen of the Willis "show"
--Repeatedly trying to take down ED with legal bullshit
--Threatening suicide over missing cable channels
--Getting fired from her job for stealing maxi-pads
--Showing her tranny tits on youtube because of American Idol
--Trying out for American Idol
--Obsessing over her high school prom 11 years after it happened
--Other shit

And that's it, right?

The article stops at 2012. All links are dead. I can't find anything on this board about her.

But a simple google search for "Ava Zinn" reveals so much more.

Ava's new Twitter

I'm going to post the first few tweets on her page.

Spoiler: This will babysit your children for $9 an hour plus expenses.

Also this comes up:

AvaZinn.com, Indiana's LGBT News Center

And this page is an absolute clusterfuck of utter insanity. It's allegedly co-run by Ava and another person, but Ava has a history of posting fake news articles under the names of nonexistent co-writers, so it's very likely that this pit of hell is actually just run by Ava herself.

Highlights gleaned from skimming it include:

--Ava was arrested recently
--Ava auctioned off her male virginity on ebay
--Ava is an SJW now and believes in female superiority even though she used to be a man
--"since taking over the Zinn family Head of Household in 2002 some new rules I’ve implemented such as not being forgiven until one’s death and abolished old rules such as the no TV punishment"

http://avazinn.com/2015/03/13/ava-zinn-statement-regarding-march-12-2015-arrest/

I'm not even kidding, this shit is completely bonkers. I'm not even posting most of it because it's just that fucking crazy. A lot of it is tl;dr with little nuggets of insanity and lulz buried halfway in. There's just so much information and every other sentence is mind-bogglingly stupid.

Also, press photos.

Spoiler: Real attractive.

Spoiler: Resume

Ava Zinn: The Woman’s Resume and Portfolio
Work Experience
Production Plant | Carey Services

• Marion, IN | January 2009 – May 2013

• Duties: Running the plant hotplate, retail production preparation, stocking, cleaning, product delivery, product supervision, inventory handling, job end paperwork

Janitor/Customer Service Associate/Assistant Manager/Vice President & COO/President & CEO | NoSirGifts Venues

• Van Buren/Marion, IN | July 1987– May 2011

• Duties: Running the plant hotplate, retail production preparation, stocking, cleaning, product delivery, product supervision, inventory handling, shift end paperwork

Education
• Franklin University (of Ohio) • Castleton, IN (pending upon relocation to Indianapolis)

• Indiana Wesleyan University • Special Education | 2001-2001
• Mississinewa High School • General Studies| 1997-2001

Technical Experience

• Internet browsers
  • Internet Explorer
  • Opera
  • Mozilla Firefox
  • Seamonkey
  • Google Chrome
• Web design
  • HTML/XHTML
  • WordPress (limited)
• SQL management
  • Queries
  • Table joining
  • Reports
• Open Office/Libre Office
• Microsoft Office
  • 1998

• Operating Systems
  • Desktop: Windows 7 (Home Premium), Windows XP (Home), Windows 98, Windows 95
  • Server: GoDaddy Windows, GoDaddy Linux
• Beginner’s knowledge of Visual Basic
• Computer hardware maintenance (limited)

Skills/Certifications

• customer service experience
• inventory management
  • Desktop
  • Notebook

I don't even know why I decided to google Ava's name other than a little inkling in the back of my head that people like her never truly shut up. But, there you go.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Ban all trannies from life.

 

[cmcki]

I remember her - really fascinating, actually. Interesting to see she's still around - thank you!

 

[Gensdupays]

Another autistic trans person who is crazy and doesn't know how to act online. What a unique discovery.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Another autistic trans person who is crazy and doesn't know how to act online. What a unique discovery.

that is certainly "unique"

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Hmmm. I have never heard of this person, but he seems like quite the interesting individual. He isn't your average crazy tranny, he's an advanced crazy tranny.

I might start keeping an eye on this guy. Somebody has to fill the void Nick Bate has left in the lolcows I follow.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Hmmm. I have never heard of this person, but he seems like quite the interesting individual. He isn't your average crazy tranny, he's an advanced crazy tranny.

I might start keeping an eye on this guy. Somebody has to fill the void Nick Bate has left in the lolcows I follow.

no one can replace nick bate

thank god

 

[chimpburgers]

Never heard of this nut but the potential for content is there.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Kiwi Farms is rapidly becoming a kind of tranny Dante's Inferno.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

http://avazinn.com/2015/03/13/ava-zinn-statement-regarding-march-12-2015-arrest/ .

I skimmed it, I'll probably go back and read the whole thing later, but holy god what a gold mine. I don't know how up to date you are but what is this about the girlfriend being charged (and found not guilty) with involuntary manslaughter? Her ex husband is dead according to that article, so wtf

I laughed about the auction, but when I realized someone (girlfriend Kymberly guess?) had actually bid and was so insistent on it that she cheated on her husband to claim her winnings...I still laughed but you get me. The girlfriend sounds like a roller coaster too in her own right.

Edit: I trusted, like a fool.

 

[Treblinkachu]

I skimmed it, I'll probably go back and read the whole thing later, but holy god what a gold mine. I don't know how up to date you are but what is this about the girlfriend being charged (and found not guilty) with involuntary manslaughter? Her ex husband is dead according to that article, so wtf

I laughed about the auction, but when I realized someone (girlfriend Kymberly guess?) had actually bid and was so insistent on it that she cheated on her husband to claim her winnings...I still laughed but you get me. The girlfriend sounds like a roller coaster too in her own right.

The girlfriend is fake. Ava's done this before. Multiple times.

 

[DirtbagDeluxe]

The girlfriend is fake. Ava's done this before. Multiple times.

Aw, I got so excited for a cult of crazy lesbians. That's what I get for taking the internet seriously.

The backstory on this site is amazing though. This one may fast become my new favourite lunatic.

Just a month after she was terminated, Khayla Chow, is shot and killed in a shoot out with three Vote for the Girls moderators (Kymerly Alvaraz, Kendra Ray, and Julia Passalt) upon learning Vote for the Girls-supported contestant Brittany Butler was not saved by Pharrel Williams on the seventh season of The Voice, as well as violating a restraining order Zinn filed after Chow’s termination. Alvaraz suffered a gunshot wound to one of her calves as a result of the incident.Alvaraz is later charged with second-degree involuntary manslaughter and was later found not guilty of the charges while Ray is later charged with assisting a criminal.

 

[Treblinkachu]

Aw, I got so excited for a cult of crazy lesbians. That's what I get for taking the internet seriously.

The backstory on this site is amazing though. This one may fast become my new favourite lunatic.

Her earlier girlfriend, Amber or Ashley or something, was allegedly shot by a "bullying customer" who randomly came up and blew her brains out while she was working on his satellite dish. E-detectives then proved that this person never existed to begin with, and Ava had been making her up for the last two years or whatever. Not that it wasn't obvious--who on earth would want to date someone who looks like that?

 

[JFKdestroyer]

I've been meaning to post about Ava for ages. I and a friend wrote most of the ED article back in high school. We were there from the very beginning, when she was posting "newscasts" online (one of which I have saved somewhere) and complaining about two men anchoring local newscasts.

I'm on my way to bed right now but will try to post some more and correct some things already said tomorrow.

 

[Opulence]

Thank god and the sweet baby jesus that someone posted this. She's ape-shit crazy. There's something about her wanting $500k for being "raped" by a "biological female African American" and she might be pregnant!!11!one! I'm not really sure how that would even work. I also noticed that she's begging people to babysit... if I had children, I wouldn't let them near this tranny trainwreck. I guess with all those millions of dollars she has, she has to find some way to keep up her luxurious lifestyle... you know, like tar-stained walls/ceilings and keep up that beautiful 5 o'clock shadow. I like how all these hot chicks are fighting over her too. I guess if your life isn't that exciting, you can just make one up, right?

Also, she's got such a lovely voice. I'd buy all her CDs. It's like the voice of an angel... coming to tear out my ear drums...

 

[Papaya23]

But does she make video games? How do I donate to her Patreon?

 

[Opulence]

American Idol has been cancelled. I can't wait to see the craziness explode. She's going to have a hard time explaining that she'll no longer be able to make such high quality newscasts about American Idle for her millions of fans.

 

[KingGeedorah]

Dear God my brain does not comprehend what it is looking at.

I need to lay down for a minute...

Edit: she's from Indiana. She's the not successful methed out tranny version of Leslie Knope.

 

[Opulence]

They're totally together IRL.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

Long time no update.

Not going to dig back too far but I was curious and skimmed her Twitter feed only to find out two things:

• She's still being autistic about women winning reality singing competitions.
• She's joined the fedora'd masses and is now running some sort of blog about vaping. She is apparently doing this at her own expense and has already spent $500 of her on products.

It is, arguably, better content than Chris is putting out lately...